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The World's Unluckiest Car Thief

May 25, 2025 / 02:12

This episode covers the investigation into the murder of Jay, a homicide victim, and the subsequent discovery of a suspect linked to a stolen vehicle. Key discussions include a high-speed chase involving a blue Toyota, the police's initial lead on the suspect, and insights from Ron Huberman about the relationship between the gay community and law enforcement in the 1970s.

About two hours before Jay's body was found, a police officer in Hayward noticed a suspicious blue Toyota. After initiating a traffic stop, the driver fled, leading to a crash into a house. The driver, a blonde man in his twenties, escaped on foot, but the car was registered to Jay, raising suspicions.

When police identified the driver, he claimed he had stolen the car from Golden Gate Park, a story that checked out, leaving investigators without a solid lead. This unexpected turn frustrated the police, as they struggled to connect the murder to a broader pattern of crimes.

Ron Huberman, the first openly gay investigator with the San Francisco DA's office, provided context about the climate of hate crimes during that era. He highlighted the challenges faced by the gay community and the police's response to violent crimes against them.

TLDR

A murder investigation leads to a stolen car and insights on 1970s law enforcement dynamics.

Episode

2:12
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About 2 hours before Jay's body was discovered, an officer patrolling a neighborhood about 45 minutes away in a
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city called Hayward noticed a blue Toyota acting kind of sus. There had been a string of sexual assault in the
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area recently, so the cop figured he should like check this out. But when he initiated a traffic stop, the Toyota
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peeled off and it turned into a whole high-speed chase situation. But God bless dumb criminals, right? because the
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driver raced over a set of railroad tracks and not at a railroad crossing and crashed right into a house on the
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other side. Now, the driver, a blonde 20some, jumped out of the car, fled on foot, and got away. But when police ran
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the car's place and found that it was registered to Jay, they eventually touched base with SFPD, who immediately
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think that they've got their killer or at least a description of their killer. Now, I don't have the exact like
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playbyplay, but one way or another, the blonde guy ends up getting IDed and located. And dude is shocked to learn
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that the car he'd crashed belonged to a homicide victim. He denies any involvement in Jay's death, swearing up
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and down that he just lifted the car from where it was parked at Golden Gate Park. And as unbelievable as I know that
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sounds, his story actually checks out. Seriously, he's literally just like the world's unluckiest car thief, which is a
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bummer for investigators because it means that their promising early lead turns into a dead end real fast. And
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with nothing else to go on and knowing they weren't making any connections to a larger pattern of crimes yet, it kind of
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feels like everyone just shrugged their shoulders and said like, "Oh well, we tried." Now, our team talked to Ron
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Huberman, who was the first openly gay investigator with the San Francisco DA's office in the 70s. And as you can
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imagine, he had unique insight into the tense dynamic between the gay community and law enforcement at the time. And he
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said the simplest way to put it was that there was a ton of hate crimes happening
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at the time. The murders, he said, were like next level. But what he saw from the inside is that police just did not

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Episode Highlights

  • A High-Speed Chase
    An officer notices a suspicious blue Toyota, leading to a high-speed chase and a crash.
    “But God bless dumb criminals, right?”
    @ 00m 24s
    May 25, 2025
  • The Unluckiest Car Thief
    The driver of the crashed car claims he stole it from a park, complicating the investigation.
    “Seriously, he's literally just like the world's unluckiest car thief.”
    @ 01m 18s
    May 25, 2025
  • Tense Community Relations
    Ron Huberman discusses the strained relationship between the gay community and law enforcement in the 70s.
    @ 01m 43s
    May 25, 2025

Episode Quotes

  • God bless dumb criminals, right?
    The World's Unluckiest Car Thief
  • Seriously, he's literally just like the world's unluckiest car thief.
    The World's Unluckiest Car Thief
  • Oh well, we tried.
    The World's Unluckiest Car Thief

Key Moments

  • Suspicious Toyota00:06
  • High-Speed Chase00:19
  • Unlucky Car Thief01:18
  • Community Tensions01:46

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