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I'm going to say something which is
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really embarrassing here. I know nothing
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about menstrual cycles. At no point in
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my life did anybody teach me about
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menstrual cycles. The only
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>> insight I have in my life to what a
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menstrual cycle is is overhearing my
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sister when I was younger talking about
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it. Yeah.
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>> And when I say overhearing, I mean maybe
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a sentence and then
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>> maybe my girlfriend once in a while
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she'll say, "Oh, I'm coming into my
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cycle or whatever." She'll say, "I'm on
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my period." That's for most men. That's
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in fact the extent of the e education we
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have about the female reproductive
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menstrual cycles.
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>> Yeah.
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>> So talk to me like I'm an idiot about
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the menstrual cycle.
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>> Yeah.
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>> How long is it?
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>> Oh, I love this. Um and do you know that
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most women don't know?
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>> Oh, really?
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>> So I mean most women are ignorant to
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their own cycle. So it's 28 days
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anywhere from 28 days to 32. Every woman
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has a different length.
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>> Okay. And what day does the period come
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on?
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>> Day one. So day one is the first day she
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bleeds.
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>> Okay. That last for what? Seven days.
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Uh, everyone's different. Anywhere from
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3 to 7.
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>> Between day 2 and 12 is when to pick my
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battles.
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>> Yes. So, day two, you're going to start
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to see her emerge a little more
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gregarious. She may be a little more
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outgoing. As she get closer to day 12,
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you want to go party with her. You want
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to take her out, make her feel good,
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like that's the time to whine and dine
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her. So, day 12 is right when she's
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ovulating. So, you're going to have to
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choose your battle there. But, ovulation
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occurs for most women between day 10 and
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day 15. There's a small little fiveday
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window. That's when her libido is going
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to be the highest.
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>> Okay. So, we're having sex one day.
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>> So, if you want to have sex with her,
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>> I'm just writing this down. Have sex
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with her around that time.
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>> Around that time,
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>> if she's willing,
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>> she Yeah. She's going to be more
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motivated cuz she has testosterone.
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She's going to feel more like it.
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>> Okay. Then after she finishes ovulating
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after day 15.
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>> Yeah. So, then there's going to be a
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crash of hormones. You might see a
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change in her personality. She might
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feel a little low. If she's having a
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bummer day like or a low day, ask her,
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"Do you know what day of your cycle you
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on?"
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>> Be really nice. be really nice.
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>> And then here's the gold. Here's gold.
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This is so good. You're going to have to
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report back to me how this works.
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>> Around day 17 or 18, progesterone's
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coming in.
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>> This is where you got to give her foot
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rubs. You got to be extra special and
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cater her like she's the queen that she
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deserves to be.
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>> Let me just write that down. Hire
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butler.
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>> You could hire a butler. You could
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massage her. You could tell her
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wonderful things because as
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progesterone's coming in, she needs more
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nurturing.
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>> Okay. So, all my compliments, that's
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where I Yes.
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>> pull out the notepad.
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>> But what you need to know is she's
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probably going to be like, if you're
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like, "Oh, you look so beautiful today."
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She might at that time be like, "No, I
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feel horrible. I'm bloated. I don't feel
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beautiful." But you
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>> and I should disagree.
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>> Yeah, you should disagree. Yeah,
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>> I should disagree. I should say, "No,
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you don't. You look amazing." Okay,
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cool. And you do that till she bleeds.
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And you take amazing care of her in the
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back the week before her period and you
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will get kudos like you you can't even
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imagine.
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>> And then start it all over again.
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>> And then start it all over again. Got
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you.