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January 30, 2026 / 00:33

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What's heated rivalry?
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>> This show is my jam, dude.
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>> What is this?
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>> Gay hockey.
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>> It's a gay hockey show, dude. It's so
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hot.
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>> It melts the ice.
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>> There's these two rookies, right? And
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they're also like, you know what I mean?
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Not nemesises, but they're rivals.
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>> Okay.
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>> Hence the name heated rival.
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>> Pretty on brand.
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>> Here's my only problem with the show
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>> is all the gay.
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>> No, it's not the gay. No. Right. The
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Asian one, right? When they first hook
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up,
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>> he's the bottom.
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>> He comes too fast.
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>> He just He comes way too fast.
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>> PTSD for you? No, I just want the scene
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to laugh. What do you mean?

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