Rudy's One Piece Birthday | Ep 194 | Bad Friends

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you two are bad friends who are these two idiots a white dude and an Asian

dude you two are disgusting you two are something we're

bad friends hey happy birthday birthday I'm

Zoro monkey monkey is his name monkey monkey monkey

what get this on my head it's okay kiddo no help flip the hold on I be over no

you're fine so you do this and you put there it is monkey L monkey dofy monkey

dofy monkey dofy monkeyy monkeyy monkeyy

monkeyy happy birthday look at a one piece blanket for blanket for you are you are you excited excited for yeah

it's the best yeah and look at we got you a gift down there we have this we have the script for the

two piece one yeah yeah two piece and three piece and it's going to be you're one piece two piece three piece yeah can

you guys um like do your like famous lines oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you

ready yeah do you know I practi practice it right okay to the

window to the walls till zoro's Got Big Balls oh these

one piece crawl oh that's not it Carlos that's what he sent me this is

what she he sent me I live on the Treetops with my montgom reward pass

yeah is that not it what is what's my famous the line what's my famous line

why you doesn't make any sense Montgomery reward yeah that's why you betrayed me what is the line I'm supposed to say yeah what's the line so

you have three swords you do you attack with three swords three is UN who holds the third one my dick mouth I hold it in

my mouth uh I go sink sink he say he's lying with the in the

mouth I don't know Zoro says it what Zoro says it what do Zoro says santorio

santor what does monkey man you say G bazooka G

bazooko Soro shut up dude I'm doing it yeah yeah

santorio gucha what was mine GMA G bazooka on G

bazooka go go ahead sorio G

bazooka and your your hand like stretches like really far cuz youw rubber you got a big finger oh this my

finger or my hand any any okay right all we'll do it again here ready you got to make it serious we are he's serious

Santoro Booka if that's not it now clap for us

happy birthday Rudy Jules what did you get in the bag there and how old are you today 40 22 those lines in your face are

bad you do look old it's N I don't believe you got this this is

from Andre no way that's from me and dud we went to the [ __ ] [ __ ] we went to

the store yesterday we went to the Little Tokyo Little Tokyo no yeah we did yeah we did you Little Tokyo yesterday

dude s bazooka this is the best what is it it's

naasa it's naasa that's great I remember I picked that Naz no you did he picked

that first edition this is it's the first one they printed isn't that incredible thank you Andress okay dude

that's so ungr so disrespectful disrespectful I know Andress got this for okay can I also say this in the car

she goes you know I she goes I'm a loser I have no friends she said you're not saying that I have

no friends and I go well you're friends with Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino that's

not good enough pretty huge I would say on I pretty [ __ ] huge dude and you

also got where's GMA come on dude no but I want to see the doll if I don't have a

oh wait wait when I do M you do have to do I know but bazooka another zor

it's the best relax relax relax happy birthday okay last there's no G G and

another yo yo yo yo yo dog where's the GMA g i I thought You' want the Zoro

only not monkey why am I dressed like this then Bobby Bobby we were the ones that brought those gift I know I we left

the store I bought four of them we left at the store the store we got to go get it so how happy are you today 10 out of

10 10 out of 10 good gift giving good and let me say this to you now

let's transition back into the show enough of her nonsense can I so you're pissed off at Carlos and because your

best friend Andrew okay can I say this too so funny I don't we have to air this

you me yeah what you man what that [ __ ] Zoom meeting you made me like a

fool you have another you made me look like a fool why don't ever do that again

well for the and now they think I'm a [ __ ] [ __ ] for the fans so for the fans know uh we are creating new merch

shirts uh my Edition and Bob's Edition and we're going to see which one you guys like the most and all we had to do

was call a zoom a 10-minute Zoom with the mer merch company to pitch what we wanted our editions to be our special

Edition and how did he mess that up uhhuh what's wrong what's up what

happened what happened what do you mean what happened on the zoom that you are mad at him about he did it what did he

do he set it up and so why are you mad I wasn't ready okay we've known about it for

weeks I told him for weeks I told him I wasn't ready you told him you weren't ready I told him I ready I wasn't ready I wasn't ready right because you have to

do it I I'm not ready got it and then he puts me in the zoom yeah and now they think I'm an [ __ ] and I I know this

happened I know that after I was off you had to apologize on my behalf like I

don't know I'm sorry guys right not at all they're so used to work with artists I don't like the way he just

said that you know what he just said they're so used to working with padas padas yeah padana difficult difficult

people is that what you're saying that's what he said I wasn't being difficult you [ __ ] me and you put me in a difficult situation you have another one

on Monday this coming Monday that's tomorrow what time you at uh 100

p.m. I can't hear you that well when you're not talking to M at at 1 p.m. it's in your calendar yeah you're going

to have to push it it I don't know it I don't know anything it's the middle of the night 1 p.m. but he shows a time

yeah you're going to push it to Tuesday okay honestly push it to I don't know that don't get see that's hold on chill

chill chill oh no Booka let me let me just can I just I want to say this

okay okay I want to say this okay yes don't act like I'm having the attitude

okay okay you're having the attitude right all right I'm just being me I'm not ready we're really taking it away

from her birthday happy birthday Happ birth so listen um you're 22 two that's

amazing you have no friends in America you said mhm uhhuh you're um just working

constantly who is that oh my god wow sorry sorry sorry no you have to answer

you have to answer answer it it's Matas answer answer it speaker

Matas

oh huh show us show us

Santoro okay bye mat bye she didn't want to see us she didn't want to see us at all she was so oh my God so upset we

have something else for oh [ __ ] it's Jolly Be spaghetti Jolly Be spaghetti

happy birthday to you happy birthday that's enough that's no no she doesn't

get the whole song that's insane okay then you have to make a wish Mone good job lighting uh seven of the 10

candles make close your eyes hold on got to make it no let her have the other ones unlit that does that's a

symbolic what' you wish for nothing good good well you got it and you got it let

her uh eat this spaghetti yeah you have to manifest something man yeah you got to manifest manifest something man why

don't you manifest a little bit of friendship here in the United just close your eyes right now and manifest something okay try it again think we'll

all think together for you you okay okay okay what' you think friends

friends friends friends friends four of them that's it friends friends friends friends friends five that's good five

friends mhm that's great let's hope you get a friend so it be like to show Friends six people well five

now I'm sorry it was right there that was so good dud I'm sorry it was right there I'm I'm sorry it there yeah yeah

five five people and you know what what okay toal bazooka I got to take this off

it's it's [ __ ] no you have to leave it on it's for her birthday I hate you're the captain she loves the cat the hat

just move it back out of your eyes a little bit there you go good yeah good boy yeah yeah mhm okay wait wait what

kind of Captain what are you he's the captain of his ship the Pirates how many

people are on the ship there's you Zoro Nami Sanji she saying five five or six

people Chopper um Brook Frankie jimbe oh can

you handle that kind of responsibility that's a lot of people on your ship No but can I kick jimbe off

youim Jim really irresponsible so you're the same wait wait wait wait wait what

Luffy the captain so the captain is irresponsible Captain yeah he doesn't do wait I thought I was the captain you are

you're Luffy I'm Luffy too mm your name is Luffy you're monkey what's a monkey park that's his name Luffy the Monkey D

Luffy oh Monkey D Luffy my bad isn't that it monkey du Luffy yeah yeah and so no what I was saying is is that being a

captain of a eight-man ship doesn't seem that important I don't know dude it's double D tiger

bellw wow we got to turn off that guy's mic I wow wow wow so here's the deal you know what I'm not doing that [ __ ]

meeting thanks I'm not doing the meeting thanks fancy yeah go ahead what's the deal are you excited to eat your

spaghetti if your Jolly Be spaghetti yeah and I even have the peach mango pie we we each got a peach mango pie from

Jolly be so so thank you to the boys a very good birthday to Rudy Jules now in effort to exercise your anger being your

best friend on planet Earth what I've done is something very special look over to your right at Carlos look over to

your right you look to the left that's the funniest thing I've like there's a mirror it because you know but there's camera left right no I said look to your

right look to your right kiddo but yeah I I've been on sets before so I just went camera left okay go ahead so you

see that thing that Mone is holding in his hand yeah this is great because you were upset at Carlos and I wanted to make up for how angry you were at this

idiot and you wanted to fire him you didn't want him back so I said you have to make up for the fact that you guys shocked him so that is a butt plug that

is remote controlled he is going to put that in his tush and at any time during the show

you're allowed to uh make it go off number one I have to see it Go in yeah duh and I have to first of all I need I

need the before it goes in I need it see if the remote control works you can feel it and test it Mone get over bring it

bring it over man here put on you know when I do when we do segments like this it does remind me why I don't want

anybody to watch this show that I respect family yeah I just can't have anybody watch yeah so there's an app for

it there's an app and you can feel it uh you go let me feel it and there's all

different Sensations but it feels good though it's going to feel good to him I don't think so okay that whole thing's

going in his butt oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah that's good put on that's real good

put it up to the mic so they can hear it when it yeah that's good he can move it

around too oh yeah yeah yeah can I just can I just do something real quick no

just yikes D I want one of these you can have

it when the day is done okay okay good good good how does it charge you have you can I have this okay great I have

the how funny is that when Bobby asks for a brand new charged Vape he'll also want this charged he like Carlos my butt

plug so um is it charged so let me b over and put this in well I mean turn this off first it's on still on wait

Carlos don't you have to clean your butt wait clean your butt there's going to be pool yeah is it

off it's off wa wait what do you mean that's he wants to go all the way you

want him to clean the actual tube yeah inside no there's I don't think that's

how it works yeah B over want to see going this part is for patreon

sorry and the honest truth is I wasn't really that mad about it yeah you weren't even that mad about the thing so

was it worth putting a butt plug in him that vibrates uh I don't think so because I think it's deep down he he likes it he's into it right this was a

way for him to just get us to pay for a butt plug yeah yeah so that's really what that was yeah what's the matter

happy birthday by the way happy birthday that was another gift we gave that was the gift yeah that was you didn't like that gift you don't think that was gift

worthy I don't think I can eat my spaghetti oh come on come on I got to take it out put it says who

why the captain Soro bazooka

why I thought you g to be is I thought it was going to be in the whole show Oh I thought you g to vibrate though I thought no no just keep it

in just keep it in D it feels good I like the idea it's there a home it's

home I don't like it homeless okay it's where it belongs [ __ ] hate this thing just put on the strap on your chin there

you go okay this is for her birthday I know you're right I'm doing it for her

birthday do you feel you feel like this is everything you've ever wanted for your birthday yeah this is the best so

you were saying that like the popular kids in college don't like you no I'm just saying I I don't think I I can like

relate like why in what way like what do they talk about that you can't relate to they're just like so like you know how

I'm always tired and I'm always so sleepy and then them they're just

like alive and they know like the trendy things oh like give me a trendy thing that they like shoes or what is it

what's trendy I don't know like right now they went to um Camp fogna oh yeah

oh yeah yeah TI of the creators concert I know that camp fogna and you and you

didn't go no why were you invited no cuz I don't know any of the what I don't

know she know any of the artists any of the performers oh like that I'm not cool like that I see okay but you're cool in

your own little way yeah you've got your own cool things you like one piece yeah

like if one piece was in I would go L [ __ ] what's it called Lake [ __ ]

flagna oh flna one piece is a cartoon L [ __ ] no flna is what's Lake [ __ ]

Morango is what you're thinking no Lake [ __ ] is something what are you talking there's no Lake [ __ ] there's a lake [ __ ] dude I've heard of Lake [ __ ] it's

a movie it's a movie Lake [ __ ] oh Australia okay it's a horror movie

yeah I might have to poop soon all right you take it out no you you I think you

just think that way yeah just take it out just take it out just take it out well have Mone take it out with in the bathroom and take it out yeah go take it out okay this the last couple of podcast

been weird huh very is it us no well this is very weird but this was fun but you wanted payback to the guy he shocked

you know we thought you'd be shocking him during the show with that m but I gotta tell you he liked it way too much

yeah go take it out dude I am I'm just looking for some what's the matter uh oh

I don't know you co no it's just I keep thinking of his poo yeah okay no I get

it I get it I get it yeah you are you guys into anal stuff no no no no no no

no have you tried no my my counselor says no no no you don't like that stuff no no no you don't like that stuff my

PRI I go I don't like it and he goes oh come on come on I I don't like it come

on the holy spirit let them but cuz I want to get into heaven but I know that was disturbing but I do

want to see you eat that spaghetti because it's delicious Jollibee spaghetti okay so enjoy the spaghetti for your birthday for your is it though

the spaghetti yeah they got it this morning at 7: a.m. that's so fun enjoy yeah it's not

that bad it's a day old one day now is is the is the spaghetti in America

different than the one in the Philippines this one's like sweet spaghetti that's like the thing in the

Philippines well they put sugar in the but but in America they don't put the sugar I don't know the recipe but it's a

sweet spaghetti have you tried it no no do you want to no thank you no thank you definitely no thank you yeah um but is

the is the uh McDonald's different in um the

Philippines I don't know I've never I haven't tried McDonald's there in like years are the McDonald's up in the trees

or they at ground level up in the trees you got to go get it huh mhm that's why probably that's why everyone stays skinny that's too it takes too long also

is Ronald McDonald's makeup just running down because it's so humid there is it is it is it sweaty Ronald

McDonald yeah he looks like the Joker probably he does

yeah Ronald McDonald Joker hit

[Laughter] me insane insane oh the yeah the Batman

in m in Philippines must be the big bat it's just it's a gigantic bat

Batman right it's a bat Village yeah was it good the spaghetti Jollibee really

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jewels I that's good okay I'm glad you're a part of the bad friend's family all those years ago three years ago was

it now since the beginning almost four almost four years four years we're having our 200th episode amazing that's

going to come up in the new year and surprise for the we've done 200 of these we will be oh my God we're going to be

going to Vegas to celebrate for the holidays we're going to do a holiday party we're having a nice dinner can't wait so listen here's can I say what I

want to say I mean never have children why you laughing okay I I may

never have children and um and I may and even if that I may never have a daughter

but I think you've given me um a glimpse into maybe what it might be like and

it's been um a [ __ ] disaster okay no I know it's been it's been great I

watching you grow you're a hard worker you're a nice kid and I love you so much

thank you what do you think about go I may never have children and if I ever do get to have

one don't go raciel then I hope to God she's not

brown no no I I I you a great uh young lady now uh you're growing up on our

show which is crazy crazy you're an adult and I hope the future is so bright

for you and I hope you get to stay in America much longer longer because I know when Trump gets back in again he is

going to change around some of those rules yeah he is going to probably remove I mean the Philippines is probably the first to go don't you think

yeah they gotta go but I want to stay I know but just Trump's rules baby you got to get behind

the tea you're gonna have to marry mcon what's Mary mcon oh mcon who's mayor

mcon she said M mayor mcon well you could marry mcon just for the Green Card

yeah for the green card to stay yeah can I just hide you'd rather hide like Helen

Keller like elen Gonzalez look what happened to him they ended up finding him was Helen Keller hiding what was the what girl that was hiding was Helen

Keller hiding no Helen Keller was blind and deaf you're talking about an Frank an Frank an Frank she was hiding by the

way Helen Keller was deaf and blind often she was hiding without knowing him Helen K had no she was just hiding

all the time people just just just didn't know I I I I I mixed the two up how they're nothing alike they're girls

one of them is DEA and blind and the other I know but they're both girls yeah they're both ladies yeah okay that's going to be you alen Gonzalez gonzale

why you have alien Gonzalez up there well she said she wanted to hide that's what's going to happen if you hide from the feds during the Trump era they're

going to come find you in all those clothes is that too much you think I don't know I just think that's a little

overboard why do they have the guns well you never know what that kid's going to do that elen Gonzalez that kid was he was a he came over on a raft he could

have knives all over his body dude Zoro has three knives you don't think Elon could have multiple knives but he's not

illegal Santoro G bazooka okay that's him today is that

him now he's hot that's him now yeah what did you say he's hot I said he's hot D is the butt plug still

in I think he's a good-looking guy look at that yeah he's a good- looking dude pretty good looking guy but it's gross

that that's where you went to yeah I mean I'm glad he's alive is he in Kuba

uh yeah he became a lawmaker there apparently oh really that's pretty actually smart he probably became famous

when he came up back he was very famous very famous he was famous here we know him should we get him on this podcast

that'd be great I would love to have him on this podcast oh no fancy doesn't like that he doesn't like Cubans you don't like Cubans you know how they the

Spanish they're so racist towards every other Latin Community yeah he could teach you how to float on those on a

raft yeah do you think he still got raft skills I think D dude he went from Cuba to here right that's so far that's so

far being a kid he's got skills dude I mean how far is it from Cuba to to

Florida okay there you go 12 Days 12 days what would you need on 12 days on a like raft yeah yeah I going see I would

probably get you know that the bottle water from aroan I need a couple of those you need a $30 bottle of water yes

I do two of them smart right but they're heavy yeah very heavy okay glass okay

yeah I'm willing so you think for 12 days you could two Vapes two Vapes how many Vapes two like six six or six right

but you have to charge them before I go yeah me I yeah you have to charge them right sugar-free Red Bull for sure how

many a dozen 24 20 oh my God okay two dozen okay great right what else would I

need I would need two a day that makes sense Uncle Polly you got to have a sandwich a bunch of them you limit you

have limited limited weight though in this thing you can't if you put too much in there you know the ref well I'm not

going to bring my [ __ ] switch really yeah I'm not bringing I'm not playing stard do Valley out there dude really

what are you going to do what are you doing all day all right I'll bring it yes you are I'll bring my switch that's the first thing I thought you I'll bring my switch what else would I bring I have

to bring do you get internet out there of course starlink dude thanks to Elon oh really it's everywhere all right so I

can bring my iPad of course you can and a like a portable charger so I can jerk off right right so I can still get on

the PornHub imagine that the the the the Navy is is like we see him down there oh

my God we can't rescue him yet you're give them one second one second one second right I don't want to get rescued

imagine that like moment where I like lose the the the switch in the [Applause]

water what would you bring uh water what kind it's very important

Mountain Valley baby bottle my fave I know but it's but you still see that's what you made fun of me bought my bottle

yeah but yours is $30 mine's 30 for like a two cases of them okay so you bring two two two

bottles um I would bring uh I'm trying to think food I think Pizza would last

the longest cuz Pizza you can eat it warm or cold it doesn't matter sandwich is going to be nasty when it's sitting in the sun remember you're out in the

sun right shaking you that sandwich is going to get nasty nasty now if you use Elvin bread Elin bread Elvin bread

elephant bread Elvin who's Elvin do you remember when Frodo and Sam W gamji they

survived on Elvin bread for that's not part of this world buddy for five months dude and you know what Elvin bread too

when you eat it dude that's the bread right it keeps you full for like days do you turn into what he what he is a

good-look white dude yeah is that a good-looking white dude Orlando yeah Orlando Bloom not like that I don't

think that's a hot version of Orlando Bloom but you're just looking at the [ __ ] ears anyway you're [ __ ] an

[ __ ] so just go back to what you're going to do water you water what pizza okay

that's it um probably I mean Mo to be honest yeah I probably would bring a

flashlight oh bring your flashlight did J off yeah but no porn no just use the

brain oh you your well you're out at Sea you're probably disillusioned you're probably going to see uh what is it called like mirages and stuff like that

oh so you may see like M to a mountain or something well yeah like the the clouds may be big huge boobs in I see

Caesar's Palace and you just yeah cuz you know how some you're in Vegas I oh we go walk to Caesar's Palace and then 3

days later you're still not there yeah you don't never get there yeah how far is Caesar's you're right four miles those [ __ ] casinos are so [ __ ] far

dude they don't want you to leave baby yeah yeah but you think it's anyway go ahead so Pizza flashlight water water what else um and then a pillow I want a

pillow I know what kind H my pillow yeah the my pillow yeah the m m m i Mike I

want Mike Lindell in the boat with me yeah yeah yeah just screaming out conspiracy theories yeah yeah yeah

yeah what's your favorite so far of Mike lindell's of his conspiracy

theories um I the Hugo s Chavez is that one of them like like Argentina and all

these other countries have something to do with I like Michelle Obama's man that's my favorite do you not know this

I know that Michael Obama you don't know about this no this is so good what do you mean he there's a lot of these guys

that believe in this that Michelle Obama's just a dude it's so [ __ ] [ __ ] up it's so [ __ ] funny to me it's funny so funny it's so funny yeah

yeah they believe in it deeply yeah they're like show me a picture of her pregnant and they have pictures of her

uh they have pictures of her like walking and they have like an outline that they say is a penis it's so funny dude but it's mean it's mean spirited I

know I know but it's a conspiracy theory yeah like let me ask you something Melania Trump or Michelle Obama Melania Trump

racist that's not why you piece of [ __ ] no I just like cold Eastern Europeans

yeah you're right they're cold like after you hook up with her she's like no cuddle no no cuddle she barely wants to

touch you that's great that's amazing when she's done she Michelle's just like come here baby m Michelle wants to have

a conversation come here baby come here baby Michelle's Michelle's an intellect she would want to converse with you

don't you want that no Fu what what what get out of here oh so Michelle Obama

seems like the person like if you're [ __ ] playing your PlayStation two days in she goes give me that and throws it off the [ __ ] balcony yeah yeah

Melania doesn't give a [ __ ] she's not even there she's not there she does know what it is as soon as you guys are done having sex she's just like I go now yeah

yeah yeah and you're like no no no you don't have to she's like I want to yeah you making me sick oh my God she's

pretty hot how hot is that if she said that to you right right right after you have sex yeah you making me sick oh my I

would go let's [ __ ] again I just reloaded but what about okay Melania or vonka

Vanka why for sure why I don't know I don't know what it is me too me too me

too she testifies well she's in the pocket she's cool she

does all right Lauren bobert the girl who oh yeah I know Lauren yeah yeah Colorado or

AOC in what in what way though to date oh to date yeah this is your girlfriend

now aocc to date really yeah one night stand no chance B she's so much more fun I'd want to date her she's a Luna it's

embarrassing it's awesome I love Hamilton you're going to get kicked out with her first of all you of all people

you're not staying through a whole play you know how great that is she causes a scene you get kicked out it's great but it's embarrassing it's like you no I I

want to don't Vape now she's Vape don't Vape now you're vaping too not in the show of Hamilton

yes you would if you could get away with it you would you'd vape and blow it in your shirt yeah I've been with you in places where they tell us not to vape I

got kicked out of Ellen John do you guys know that for Vaping no I was drunk what

would did you just yell gay or something in the middle of a song he's like no this is your song I'm G to I'm going to

say what I did gay I spent $850 on the front row in Vegas and they

kicked you out and I was so drunk and he just stood behind this [ __ ] piano out five songs and I just go this is so

boring I go dance you yell dance at Elton John yeah because he was standing

sitting behind the panel he's old yeah you want to see an old guy gec back in the 70s remember he was

like moving his [ __ ] legs over there the [ __ ] trador right and like he didn't do any

of that man he was just like K house so I go dance then they pulled me out of the [ __ ] place and then the um you

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you all right and he goes dance dance would you dance for him yeah I

would dance better than he did well he didn't dance at all so anything exactly all right anyway so let's go back to the

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honestly I need music but I don't know but I I don't know what I would do make

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to attract like shark yeah they love music yeah I'm a shark yeah is that

music yeah that's what I meant Oh I better go see what's going on there do you think that's what sharks do I don't

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hear that up there not not really oh is that a ukulele uhhuh let's go check it

out check it out oh my God it's a redheaded guy playing the ukulele and what's on his penis what's

that Contraption I think they call that the Flesh Light you know how we [ __ ] Dolphins imagine if you got eaten by a

shark while you were jerking off oh that'd be terrible like the moment you don't stop you're just like what are you

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up any sort of like uh now that now because of the baby are you doing anything that you weren't doing before you smoking you secretly sneaking off

and having a cigarette no I'm just not sleeping that's it that's it are you eating bad yes did you gain some weight

yes what's your little bad boy snack that you have because the baby's keeping you up I will eat anything you'll eat

everything that's around exactly Meanwhile your wife is still skinny and gorgeous and beautiful you didn't have the baby you know that right it's I this

is an American theme but like the baby weight goes both ways oh you think because you're an American now you're allowed to get right out of shape but

your wife maintains a good shape she's in great shape right she yeah she exercises and eats healthy right so you

think because you're now an American citizen you're allowed to be fat right it's your right to be a fat slob yeah

while she works her ass off yes wow I thought that was I worked so hard for

right that's why you took that test right how old is your baby nine months is it recognition now or no yes like she

she look at oh there's a por yes she does that how often do you have to update her do you have to do like an

update on I mean do you is she connected to Wi-Fi every day yeah to put but she knows who you are yes oh that's cool did

she go ta I'm I'm talking to her in Spanish only so no Dada what do you say what is

papy oh my God that's so gross that's worse than Daddy hi puppy hi puy puppy

julo so poppy is so what does she call your your wife mama mama mama puy mama

go home today the baby's going to look at you and go poppy yes oh that's so cute no it's not it's gross poppy is

what that's what that's what like I mean if she went to say it like you said it then I would change she's going to Poppy

hi Poppy I don't like Poppy I disagree with this is the same thing with me and Daddy I don't like Daddy I don't like

Daddy yeah I don't like when little girls and their dads it's like Daddy just say Dad d da d da is good d da fun

or pop or pop po poy is Poppy I don't like it you're

only teaching her only talking to her in Spanish only yeah and your wife is not though no she's speaking to her in

English so hopefully she's going to get bilingual hopefully wow what a superstar she might turn out to be yeah isn't that

incredible yeah it's a good one and has your fames met your baby yet yeah Oh that's oh when you went to um Spain you

brought the baby mhm oh that's cool coach coach yeah where' you put the baby

in the overhead yeah in the suitcase sir you have to put your baby in the

overhead do you buy three seats with the baby too or no oh they sit in the lap the baby gets to sit in the lap you and

your wife are sitting together she has a little bassinet that goes in the plane okay do you do you and your wife like to

sit together or do you like to sit separate together you sit together yeah I'd buy three seats one at the ends and

the baby in the middle the baby goes on your lap though yeah but sometimes you want to you know I mean put it down yeah that's expensive just to buy a seat you

buy three uh first class itats no if I was going to sit couch I would do is that more expensive or I mean it's

expensive just buy bu a seat okay my bad I mean I don't know make it more comfortable for you that's all thank you

well do you want to buy his next trip to Spain no I've never met the baby if I meet the baby you you willon never interj me the baby how about this if you

get if you meet the baby will you pay for his next trip to Spain yeah I met George's baby and he cried well right

I'm a scared you are a little shocking what what do you mean you're scared for him to meet the baby yeah wow

well n would you would you who would you trust more to babysit your baby and R me well this is

Andrew oh my God didn't even stall can may I explore this please it's

obvious yeah pretty much what is it what's the obvious part

no I'm good I'm good honestly no listen I've had a negative attitude today and I

I I I got into a little slump but dude I'm I'm I'm open to hear anything right

now and I really am not going to be argumentative I want to learn okay so may I ask you oh I'll give you an

example give me an example okay you wanted to have the dogs for one night

one night only yeah yeah and what and then what happened the dogs were taken

care of no no what happened there there was diarrhea all over the house dogs

poop no no no diarrhea dogs don't just diarrhea all over the house my dog poops outside okay and you and you texted me

8:00 a.m. to say get them already like you wanted them gone a

dog's not a baby yeah it's it's it's easier than a baby may I ask you another question

please I'm open okay I feel great thanks

for the other question I want to ask you is I have three cats do they seem fine self-sufficient you don't have to do

anything with cat what do they seem fine well they got skinny and they seem more afraid

so they seem more afraid MH are you going to make me mad right now I'm just so I'm I'm fine

I feel great I feel happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday you

why well my UI brief experience with you and babies they just get riled up and

cry you've never seen him with a baby yeah yes I just I'm not saying his I if

he wasn't with his wife alone yeah for 24 hours he met my baby my baby was so

happy yeah you met his baby how we had a little gut together right a baby thing

baby thing baby thing I wasn't invited to the baby thing it's just because you're not good with babies you're not

good with babies God everyone's going to so M so many other other sometime you're

just triggering me man every [ __ ] corner it's you would come to the baby thing even if you were invited you

wouldn't come to the baby thing right okay would you have gone I'm sorry let me ask you something well then Andrew

okay we're doing it again tomorrow do you want okay yeah I'll be there let let me I'm sorry Andrew let me ask you something let me ask you something Andrew all right you you invited me to

your party was I not did I not show up party is different than a baby I show up to everything people invite me to there's no babies at my party his his

baby thing is not a party like a Baby Bash or it's just a hang out it's just to meet the baby or a shower what a shower shower okay ready I'm calling you

right now all right hello hey Bob I'm going to go to this meet Fancy's baby playing Starfield okay so you don't want

to go what's going on we're just going to meet the baby and say Hi and then leave what baby's baby it's 9 months old

who's that the guy who works on our show oh yeah okay he has a baby yeah but are you busy playing Starfield just said all

right man I'll talk to you later bye see that's what I mean you wouldn't go to the baby thing that's true yeah you're not going

to go to the you're right you're right you're right right so so it's based on evidence that's fine everyone spoke

their minds can I make you feel a little bit better because I love you so much as my best friend on Earth who would you trust the least with the baby in the

room I mean the any of these yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I mean you're way so I

beat these two of course of course why these don't qualify this wait a minute time out time out you asked why yeah we

made that guy put a butt plug in his butt and you yeah that's why true I've had multiple abortions though so like I

was there I could have I could be a dad right now no that qualif what no what

that's your logic that's your logic for why you'd be good with babies because you got rid of them you kill them yeah but responsible you're a baby kill what

you got rid of them you who knows how good you'd be with them you got rid of them it's responsible to get rid of them if you're not ready though

ah for you so that's why I keep them a little away from you yeah you might he doesn't want you to kill his baby but if

it was a competition you would want to pick me cuz I always want to win yes that's true okay so if there was a baby

competition I think the baby would be stoked with me would you be better than the merch competition or or

worse before I choose I need to know that's good i' be better with the baby

okay they don't chose you okay thank you that's going to be your merch by the way it's just a picture of andreas' baby

yeah I'll be with the baby okay let me say something I bet you'd be you're I don't care whatever no no you're good

with I'm irresponsible no you're not you're good with kids the you're good with kids thank you we know you're good with kids I love him this dude right

here yeah and I'm not a man you I and I understand why he how do you know this guy this guy's all over the Internet

he's my favorite guy he's blowing up right now because of uh he gets because Manu is not playing great so he he gets

devastated he's the best we got tagged in this a thousand times people said it was it was you in like another Universe

right yeah yeah he's so funny this guy go ahead

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are you telling me that's not

you yeah I like that his Cher said XL on it let you know also smart of him did

not have a lot of breakable [ __ ] in his room yeah but do you know why he likes Manu um I don't know I know why why I

don't know the is there a Korean player on the team there there was a legend on their team when Beckham played

yeah his name is Jung Park Jung Park and he was a regular Alex Ferguson's menu

uhuh and this guy was so good he's like a busy B what do you mean he's just all over the field he has Asian work iic

nonstop yeah I mean he's nine jobs when the game is over he's still playing he's running I mean if you see on the map

where he is everywhere he is a hero say his name Jung Park look that up Jung

Park I want to see this guy this dude was a beast dude Park jiung yeah so this

guy just the just the king of the pitch the king dude King of the pitch and he's the Koreans probably went because at

that time there were not any Korean players now you have son and you have the guy from wolves um but back then

they were like and this guy was a stared I explain something to me I'm being genuine not being I'm I'm ignorant if

you're say looks like a chimpanzee I'm gonna I'm going to go out of my mind

Santoro yeah yeah wait a minute why why is it when it's this in of sports I'm being honest I'm dumb heart G sung but

on the back of his jersey would say Park why would it say his first name because it's in Reverse they say the last name first in

Korea but on that thing his name is what's his name his name is Jun park

that's why I said Jun Park in America it would be J Park in Korea it's Park ji why did they do that because the last

name is first why would the last name be first it's last it says last it's a first name there your last name is your

first name yeah well how does this make I'm Lee Young Bobby I'm Lee Young Bobby in Korea dud

you're Santino Andrew I'm Santino James Andrew yeah you're Santino James why why I don't understand this I never that's

the way we do it but I don't get it what is it mean I don't know why does the rest of the world not do I don't question it just do it let's question it

what it makes no [ __ ] sense did they do that in the Philippines no no yeah yeah why is it like that like for

example the name Kim minu Kim is the family name the family name of surname is in

inherited the use of personal names is Guided by a strict system of honorifics so it seems like it's rude it's rude to

refer to a stranger or person higher Social Status by their personal name perceived gender and names is less

consistent than in western names that doesn't make any [ __ ] sense yeah yeah I'm an aristocrat you're not at all I am

you're a kid from Powe way yeah hi hi P High P High yeah I just don't understand

this I think they're just like hiding the personal name last like every what's personal about a first name that the

least personal I think the last name is more personal I think to them it's because the last name is where your is your family route like if I'm in Korea

with you and I go hey Andrew you you if you're Korean You' be like no call me Santino I don't know you well they call me Santino here but that's out of term

of endearment but I wouldn't say that in a formal sense of like my name on my jersey wouldn't say Andrew it would say

Santino yeah and in in America I mean in England J soon Park they said park on

the back I know but you're saying but when you're referring to why are you so angry about it because I don't like the way you guys do things I'm not I'm an

American I don't know you call the Embassy and fix it okay thank you I'll call them what's this this is when

something goes Ary this is so you know the the Vikings and the the Vikings and

the uh the Packers are not a fan of the Chicago Bears I know and these two guys they found common ground and disliking a

Bears fan that they saw in the park parking lot okay this is a packer and a we have some common ground we have some

common ground we got to start talking hi how you doing nice to meet

you go Bears go Bears goar yes yes

sir have a good day all right man yeah they backed right off they thought they were going to go

talk [ __ ] to that guy and what they walked over we had Down syndrome they were both like okay never mind we can't say anything to this guy oh Oh no you're

not a real [ __ ] Packer andan yeah you should have lit him up what would you have said if you saw a Tottenham fan

imagine imagine if you go I'm a Tottenham fan you say and my back is turned and you tap on my shoulder and

you've wearing an AR hey [ __ ] what's up hey you

[ __ ] why

you it has nothing to do with the teams because if he said uh dingdong I go yeah that's right you're a

ding-dong in that why did they commit they got scared what would you say what

are you gonna [ __ ] say to that guy hey [ __ ] the Bears yeah the kid with is gonna be like why are you so

mean oh yeah but they should have even known that he had it in the first place how do they know it's just backward turn

a [ __ ] Bears [ __ ] he's the only one wearing it no no no there were other people there were other fans oh there were okay no but I mean how would they

know you're right how would they know yeah you're assuming that every Bears

fan is has Down syndrome and I got to tell you you're not too far off as a Bears fan yeah you're probably right

what's a ding-dong who's great it's what they do no but do you not understand what he do you not see what he was doing

there he shook the hand of the Vikings fan right oh let me let me guess let's

St St stop yeah do you not understand what happened here racism yeah he's racist he just called the black guy

dingdong yeah that's right and that in a street term in the Down Syndrome Community ding-dong is the n n word you're

right yeah cuz that was a hard dong yeah it was hard hard G that was a hard ding dong yeah hard G wao dude well so what

do we got to we got to cancel this guy yeah let's cancel this guy well that's [ __ ] crazy wouldn't shake his hand no

or can I just say this though let me see no no let me explore this righte maybe

he was rapping ding he wanted him to kick off a yeah ding how about somehow

more somehow more racist he was kind of doing it that's more racist he starts rapping to the black guy right no

because he wants to be cool so he doesn't know what to say he's like oh it's my first time FR of a black I like

what's up ding dong I get it yeah I get that dude I've just that's just Pro by

by the way that just Pro the building was good Bill b me so so funny he doesn't know who that is yo do that

thing do that that is the rapper

designer I know what time it is swag that's not Bill b that's designer say

say hello to the Chinese fan right yo much love man shout out to all my Chinese fans y know what time it is we

in the building BTS man Mike drop we about to drop it real soon shout out Steve O key y know what time it is we

out here we making the moves man across the world I know how we rocking hello in China is niow miow you

dig what's miow the Asian girl was dancing thinking he was rapping when he

was just simply talking that show it again that's hilarious she was just she just this

whole thing is embarrassing say say say hello to the

Chinese fan right here hey yo much love man shout out to all my Chinese fans know what time

ints okay St damn that is insane dude she starts Dan she thinks he's raing

shepping he's just talking that's so I to see that again no that's hilarious yeah okay

here but he is doing hello in is he speak he is speaking Rhythm yeah are you

taking her side yeah all right you're right that is

crazy oh my God it's like two cultures that shouldn't like mix it nowhere near each other and yet they have so much in

common what well they both love uh kung fu movies that's that's good yeah yeah

love Kung Fu anime that's good black people love anime yeah yeah uh break

dancing yeah okay break dancing yeah can I can I share what I've been mourning

this week oh my God is everything okay it's about Harry Styles's hair he died

no what happened he's bald now what do you mean he's bald he shaved his head yeah let me see Harry Styles shaved his

head another Carlos this is tragic tragic for you that what's wrong with

that yeah that looks cool that's cool you don't like that at all no he'll grow it back no what if he can't grow it back

look at he's balding here already yeah he's balding a little bit so you're saying this is it for him huh yeah and

everyone's like mourning about it cuz he had like such luscious C he's so hot though huh I don't know the butterfly

tattoos don't do it for me what that would distract me the whole time I would lick it I'd want to know what they are like

what is that a monarch I'd want to know what kind it is he's hot though look at him not for me that's not my style he's

so so hot I'm sorry about Harry Styles I think his hair will grow back and it'll be just fine okay yeah i' I've also

discovered something go ahead so you know how you and I think that I'm a bit

slow M and like a little bit r word yeah

so I so I discovered you know I thought my mom just was just smoking

weed the whole like her pregnancy teenage year to like 20 something yeah

and then it's called shabo and then when I asked my mom oh what's what did you

use again and she said oh I've I used meth yeah so we all knew that no we all

didn't your I discovered I'm a meth baby you are yeah you were a meth baby

because cuz what what kila's Dad did is huge yeah it's great what kila's Dad did

was she she had a remember Locker she her head and then lock her in a house tied her to a [ __ ] radiator for a

month and she's got off meth I always thought it was weak what's what that's how you do it in the old days

transporting Style just tied her to a radiator and said no more MTH fed

her could could you go to to the bathroom

yeah you have to ask radi the radiators by the bathroom oh okay that's fine yeah

not radiator but they they locked her in that room so your mom smoked meth the whole time you were yeah I don't know I

asked her like how long did you stop before you had me and she said oh like 2 years three years that doesn't make any

sense I I think that's a cover up yeah and help is available call 18006624357

if you have meth problems please 18006624357 call today do not smoke meth

when you're pregnant uh that's crazy it's called what shabo shabo is what

they call meth in the Philipp M sounds more fun like how how do you use math

because from what two ways you snort it or you smoke it well I've only smoked it but people do snort it from what I saw

like in my Village they use like a plastic yeah that's cuz they can't afford the the real pip pipes good pipes

don't make their way down there by ages one and two Toddler Show delayed motor development preschool and school age

children had subtle but significant attention impairments and were more likely to have cognitive behavioral issues in school including liking anime

like one piece wow in the article that's what it says right there meth baby like one piece but a lot of

the meth is from North Korea no yeah most meth doesn't come

from North Korea no the meth that Philippines get well yeah yeah yeah yeah they make meth in North Korea and then they there's ports in Philippines ends

up there that's crystal meth is is is uh North Korea's trendiest Lunar New Year

gift to the rest of Asia yeah where do you think our meth come from the stuff that we get Bakersfield yeah mid Midland

California the desert that's terrible man I'm sorry that you're a meth baby yeah so what's your new name on this

show meth baby meth baby methab there's our little meth baby over there well I'm

sorry meth baby but we're happy that you're here with us how about that and now you're a meth grownup and you're 22

thank you Tito Andrew thank you Tito Bob thank you everyone for giving me the best gifts thank you and thank you for

being a bad friend there you go

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