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jingle bells jingle bells well let's
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let's do you say jingle I say Bells well
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it's harmonize ready one two wait Jingle
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Bells yeah one two three Jingle Bells no
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I'm trying to go as high as you no we're
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harmonizing so you have to go to sleep
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first of all to harmonize I need to
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match you where you are so you were
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going jingle bells jingle bells no you
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go down Jingle Bells no the way we
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originally fine do it if you wanted to
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go if you want to go deep what are you a
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voice coach
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I didn't know you're gonna bury him
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already one two three
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jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the
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way
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oh what fun it is
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you're improvising I don't like it you
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don't want the improvisation
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no merry Christmas happy Hanukkah happy
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Kwanzaa happy Festivus happy happy happy
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the Satan worshipers have a thing or no
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better believe it happy Satan day is
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that what it is yeah because they think
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Satan was the one that um killed Jesus
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but if Jesus was born on the 25th if if
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oh whoa whoa whoa oh my bad yeah yeah
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presumably he was he was maybe yeah I
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wasn't there how would I know I wasn't
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at the manger in a way we were all there
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whoa let's see the birth certificate
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let's shop right just like Obama let's
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see the birth certificate yeah prove
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you're an American citizen I saw the
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slab when I was in Jerusalem you did the
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slab well the there was what I don't
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know what what he laid his body down
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he's a slab I guess
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that's I don't know what they call it's
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a Concrete
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thing slab oh it's slab yeah a concrete
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slab is a slab yeah it's like a
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steakhouse but did I tell you what
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happened I was Jesus was medium rare I
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was there with Steve
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oh yeah no you did tell me this I tell
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you the story yeah he cried it was the
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funniest day of my life well let's tell
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the audience merry Christmas happy happy
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holidays uh I stopped Jesus slab we
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don't have an episode this week we don't
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because we're taking the week off for
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you to enjoy yourself but what we want
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you to do is go get tickets to see us
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all right we're starting the bad Friends
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tour the dates are coming very soon but
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to start the bad Friends tour a little
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mini kickoff uh in February we're doing
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just for laughs Vancouver we will be
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there the 16th okay February 16th the
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17th will be in Spokane Washington the
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18th will be in Seattle you can get
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tickets in the description below
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or at badfriendspod.com
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uh and also New Year's Eve and New
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Year's Eve Eve come see me
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andrewsantino.com at the Wilbur Theater
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in Boston Boston Massachusetts did you
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just play that last year
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I played every year I'm playing I'm
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playing I play cities every year I'm
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going congratulations so you say say go
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see him go see him at the Wilbur Theater
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again the 30th and the 30th the yearly
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thing that he does most people play it
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every year or so okay I play it one time
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andrewsantino.com I play things one time
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andrewsantino.com go go
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