Twitter Deal Canceled! | Ep 114 | Bad Friends

hey bad friends come see me live this weekend uh I'm playing Los Angeles I'm doing my hour for the Netflix Festival

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only a couple of dates left to come see me but this weekend bad friends come see me Los Angeles downtown the Palace Theater on Saturday May 7th Andrew

Santino dcom for the tickets Andrew Santino decom for them tickets you two are bad friends who are these two idiots

white dude Asian dud you two are disgusting you two are something we're

bad friends let's welcome Bobby back from

Oklahoma so I um shout out to Craig drinking water Craig drinky water yeah

yeah drinking water drinking water no no no deer in water deer water you texted

me you don't know the name I do know Craig deer in water Craig deer in water yeah yeah Craig deer in water yeah de

water you're right the red corn family shout out to the [ __ ] red corn family heavy shout out to the shout out to

Sterling all the guy gang over there um shout out to um were the yellow corn boys there yeah I never met the yellow

cor I think I'm the yellow corn yellow corn yeah you are the leader yeah uh shout out to uh all the ladies

at the tavern I hung out there little vague gr it's a restaurant grle bunch of

people shout out all to all the people at lowwood and bull in the alley shout out to not to fck [ __ ] the hotel

gredle was there was Hansel there hey um I had a really good time man that was a

really fun time I was in Tula for two weeks shooting res dogs and um I just I

just love that show man it's so good I think you look really really good and it looks fun like you look like it's a fun

character it's a fun character because now I'm you know a little wild little wild yeah

little a little wild now well I want to say something happy birthday whose birthday I don't know I would you say

idiot well first of all let's welcome back to the show a missing element of the show the black stain on our hearts

that is the most beautiful little nugget the little cocoa bean that we love to

bring to the show and sometimes he's busy and can't make it but he's back in Black because that's his skin color

ladies and gentlemen little black magic AKA doc Willis AKA I don't park cars no

more Doc is in the [ __ ] building in the building what's up hey Doc you know it's summertime yeah he's

wearing a sweater a roll like this you you you don't get sweaty no this ain't even a

sweater it's like a thin t-shirt yeah maybe the liquor kind of makes it does it cool your body down yeah a little bit

um drinking a day though yeah on Twitter I I there's a couple of women that have tweeted me and they said and in a

serious way not in a joking way m you have to be nicer to Doc we can't stand it we can't stand it you're a bully but

they [ __ ] I know so what I'm what I'm going to do for this podcast okay is be

mindful and be just super generous and kind to you I'm going to

try I'm going to give it a go because you know what they might have a point right so I want to say you can wear

whatever you want even though it's [ __ ] 90° outside all right you can drink whatever you want I support your

alcoholism and I support um so what this this going to be a Christian podcast now what is this this is this is it's not no

I I'm is this going to be a Christian podcast yeah it's going to be a Christian podcast you know that well

let's pray for your how about let's all do a prayer together Jes dear heavenly father dear Jesus dear little black

Jesus dear little black he is black they might have a different God black people yeah

what thought said you're going to be nice no no no right away I'm say what the white God is better than the black

God but isn't it though no I mean I'd rather go to Black Heaven because it

seems like there's better music

hotter Rudy BBC right yeah yeah can you imagine you could see black Jesus was uh

like one of those guys that in New York who does like dips and pull-ups on the playgrounds you seen those videos that's black Jesus he says stuff like yeah man

I knew basad he did yeah Black Jesus is hotter right but you think black Heaven

is different than white Heaven do you think we're all together in the afterlife yeah you don't think it's

segregated I think I think it's segregated I think it's segregated why would it be I don't think God I don't think God let's there's one God I don't

think he's he's going to be like all right guys this is your cloud or your section no he'll let everyone hang but I

think we would just kind of our Angels would fly toward our group you would do

what you do what people do in the real world you kind of go by the people that you know so there would be a black section of

Heaven there would be a Filipino section of H Heaven sorry and of there would be

there there would be segregated groups yeah I don't think so and I would come over to the cloud and I'd go what's going on over on your cloud and you guys

you know there's got to be a cookout going on up there okay and I would be invited to the cookout the cookout yeah you definitely be there I would come

through it would he get invited to the cookout yeah well I cuz you know we like I wouldn't come we like Chinese food

so I mean all of y'all wel this okay let me ask you something um do you know what

this phrase is get invited to the cookout do you understand this phrase yeah either you're not or but do you know what it's in reference to no okay a

song in in Black Culture yeah referring to someone who isn't black that gets

quote unquote invited to the cookout means you're cool with black people

enough for them to go you can come to the cookout yeah I've never invited to a cookout I know I trust me I know you've never been invited to a cookout you

invite me to a cookout at least do not invite him you don't get that

you've got to do a lot of fixing down here on Earth before you get invited to Black let me ask you something Black

Angels just listen all right they don't fly by the way they they they chill well there's too much bling on the on the the

wigs you it's just heavy heavy down with like a bunch of metal you can hear the Black

Angels coming with all the chains knocking off each other when they fly are are the wings black as well or

is this just the body I don't know how does that work you know what show him the palm of your hands right now

boom you see what I mean you see what I mean a darker tan yeah yeah well I did

my 23 and me I'm like a 177% white that helps yeah yeah are

you uh I'm 77% uh like Congo West in West uh West Africa and then uh I'm 2%

Asian and South Asian South Asian you're 2% South Asian yeah and like 1% you're

more like Tiger Woods you know say that's eyes come

that's what the eyes come from you know oh is that you do have squint your eyes H what are my eyes am I am I you have

big eyes big round ey big round eye yeah by the way speaking of get invited to cookout would either of these two get

invited to cookout these Latinos of course 100% we every minority is invited

now you guys would be a little bit I get invited to the cookout yeah you cuz you

but but I'm a minority of whites you did a movie with Kevin har so you get a ghetto thank yeah I did too [ __ ] oh

you did yeah yeah yeah yeah but he said he didn't like you that's true that's true what would what would Bobby bring

to the cookout what would he bring well you what would you bring that's what I want to well you know if you go to chosan or

Parks any of the Korean restaurants love right love do they what do they bring what to the for to the table that

seems a little weird potato salad oh potato salad I I don't like oh no no I don't like salad

no that's like a big thing black people you can't people don't like potato salad

no we they love potato Sal salad but we we argue with each other about potato salad they make it you can't bring it if

you brought potato salad throw it away can I say this what's that I I want to be nice okay no no no no on

Let It Fly you [ __ ] little what I saying is is that you

think that I go low grade you don't think that I go high grade high grade I mean last night when

I came into town right I want to see my dogs so I went to BOA Steakhouse right I ordered two steaks one for me and a $75

steak for my dogs okay that's how I roll dog I I feel you on that all right so I

would come to your [ __ ] in the room full of strangers that don't know you and you just come walking in with potato

salad and it's all you you know who I am come on bab what's

up no I'm just saying they're not going to know who I am no credit they never they never saw if you walked in with

potato salad it's like [ __ ] that sh he's telling you black people love potato salad they take pride

in it yeah so if you show up with something whack or mediocre then you get Uninvited to the cookout okay now you're

in Jeopardy of Never Getting invited back you got to bring something more monotonous it's funny because I imagine

that me driving to a cook out in my head is going to think this is the last

cookout I'm ever going to go to it's just a onetime deal for me so if they ever ask me back [ __ ] it that's what I

want secondly right if I had a cookout cuz Korean we don't call it cookout we

call right so if you were invited to my C right and you brought kimchi yeah

that's the same thing it's the same thing but check it out right we would laugh of course of

course black man kimchi mean if you brought kimchi to our

right we would laugh we would whisper to each other who brought the you know what

I mean if the kimchi was legit we would be like we we would go this is legit

yeah but I don't I just don't think he'd bring kimchi what would you bring to a Korean I don't know how you you would

make Kim would you make kimchi how does kimchi made do you think kimchi uh I

don't even know what it is welcome back to cooking seaweed right you don't know what kimchi is seaweed okay seaweed yes

sure okay it's first of all seaweed what else uh brussels sprouts yeah spr Sprout

M beans Sprouts love bruss Sprouts we love it no no keep going so seawe bruss

brussels sprouts you said you said string beans or green beans what did you say little bit no U mung beans okay M

beans you know you I'm [ __ ] yeah M be what and then how is

it prepared uh you take the seaweed little bit of Miracle Whip right he's he's pretty mirle

yeah May bit hot sauce what kind of hot sauce Tabasco or Louisana Wasabi little

bit Wasabi hell yeah fam now we cook now we're cooking yeah I don't know how to

yeah if you brought that I just know out of oura all right yeah cuz that's not kimchi can we do how do you make kimchi

cabbage it's cabbage right and then they ferment it with seasoning right and then

they bury it for like a year sometimes shorter but it depends on how potent they want it yeah but but but the the

stronger buried in in a you know underground okay that's pretty much what it is there's no mung bean

or don't have a little white Little Sprouts in there we never had it how the [ __ ] what are you inventing something

I'm just trying oh you're talking about like um yeah yeah kongnamul so that's

kongnamul Kul kongnamul has is a sprout side dish that comes out to the yellow

one yeah with yeah that's not kimchi okay okay so what is the kimchi to the potato salad for Filipino people

kimchi do you understand what I'm what we're saying like kimchi is a thing that we're saying you bring what would be so the Filipinos had a barbecue what would

we bring that's kind of like a customary thing that you guys eat penet penet

what's penet it's like a noodle um you think I'm going to bring noodles to your [ __ ] cookout how offensive I show up

with a bag of noodles no you have to cook it okay I have to cook it yeah that what's in penet um pork oh that looks

good that looks real or shrimp or carrots and then there's obviously there's snap peas in there and is there

cabbage um you guys do love cabbage yeah I think I would like this this looks

really good it is so I could bring Pen but what if I made it poorly wouldn't you guys all be like you shouldn't have

showed up with it yeah we wouldn't invite you again see yeah you get one shot you know what I would always bring

you know what the go-to is for any culture what liquor booze that's true Koreans alcoholics that's true black

people you know I'm bringing some Hennessy dog yeah bring Filipino beer you guys like beer Big Beer culture big

beer yeah for uh fancy um you know Malibu what would you drink Malibu

something like that yeah yeah you bring liquor if you bring booze you can't go wrong if I showed up to a Korean cookout and I brought booze no one's going to

say anything right if I bring a dish it's like what the who the [ __ ] does this guy think he is yeah I've never in

like I've been to people's houses for the holidays what do you bring nothing Bobby I I literally don't you have to

bring a gift I haven't no but you from now on you must you do yeah cuz I went to Keegan's when you go to a [ __ ]

party you have to bring a party gift no yes yeah ex I'm I'm with you doc hey doc

doc I with you F yeah yeah [ __ ] yeah I don't I don't bring a cake I don't bring

a card nobody a cake or a card for a birthday party oh well birthday if I know him uh see you're the odd man out

you don't bring anything you're rude that's me you don't bring nothing for people you know no he barely shows

up he was late to his own [ __ ] birthday party this year and didn't even [ __ ] stay you

know what he did we threw a birthday party for this degenerate and he [ __ ] left before the party was over to go do a spot and we stayed a great

wasn't what a magical night wow nice no no I went to you have to bring something

for people all right from now on I know if I invite you over to my house yeah to eat dinner which I did that night you

came over I did yeah but if that's different than if we have a party if I have a party you have to bring something

like like you had if it's just you and meisten let's backtrack here for a second let me ask you a question okay

sure what kind of party is it a a little get together if I said hey I'm having people over on Saturday now let me ask

you something you know who I am right Bobby Lee all right so you know who how I am Chinese no I mean that's that's who

I am back to who I am or what I am right yeah okay you know how my behavior is

like my personality yeah annoying okay would you then expect me to bring

something no but you're 50 you should know by so I was invited to Keegan Key's

birthday party you brought nothing and there was a [ __ ] t table full of presents right and K and I just kind of

zipped past the table we pretended we put something in it and this is why we did a hand motion yeah this is why

you're not getting invited to stuff this is why you complained earlier before the show huh this is why interesting I I

guess you're right I apologize you got to give gifts all right all right let me just say something let me finish what

I'm going to [ __ ] say okay I'm so sorry okay thank from now on for any

cookout right for any thing that I'm invited to I'm gonna bring something

it's not that I don't want to like I'm not I'm a generous

person I'm not generous you can be I'm generous in a certain way like in terms

of like if we go to a meal I always pay generally okay let's stop there stop the

reason you do that is so I don't have to bring the birthday [ __ ] gift correct but you no that's why I do things like

that so I don't have to do these other you pay because you don't want to deal with the money thing you just want to go here and I want to leave that's more

self- serving no no stop no that's not true it's from my heart no it's pure from my heart right the second thing I

do is um and ask anybody right at the comedy store right I was I always I

always loan people money that's a bad idea I'm just saying I was always the guy right did I loan you money you

didn't loan it to me you gave it to me yeah yeah so I give money away that's nice no I'm that's why I give homeless

people money oh okay all the I'm just saying right but because the way you're painting me is like the selfish like I

to paint you you paint you I'm going to paint myself well start painting yeah yeah like a rembrand I'm going to rembrand it out right now r or I'll

[ __ ] Pocky Jackson poin you are kind of Pocky yeah yeah I yeah that's right I am I just spray [ __ ] on canvas dude and

what am I what what am I you are Coons

oh I love Coons I love Coons yeah no no no no relax oh I'm about to say Jesus

Christ he's going to take any of those words the wrong way [ __ ] mother Coons is a real artist bring

up Co he's a real artist he's really good look at his some of his stuff though you've seen him I know who he is yeah he's good why did you you were

offended yeah cuzz I didn't know he just threw that out so I didn't know that's who he was talking about yeah I know who this is that kind of looks like me yeah

yeah that's like me in a couple years yeah yeah you're like Jeff cins you know who oh you know who I'm you know who

you're like who John um baldasari John baldasari John baldasari John

baldasari do you know who this is John baldasari this guy is [ __ ]

incredible okay so baldasari got I know him I know him he got famous you see

these dots that he puts over so he would take very very like essential photos or pictures that existed in the world of

social culture yeah and he' put these you remember those dots are from the store you know from the old like 99 cent

store and yeah yeah yeah and he started doing this to like really famous photos and then he did it to his own stuff but

there's a great little mini piece on YouTube somewhere you got to look for it baldasari one day got so sick of the way

that the art world was was you know manipulating his art or whatever you want to say or like using his so he

burned all of it he literally burned everything he made yeah that's you you're John

baldasari yeah in a beautiful way he burned it cuz he was like [ __ ] you you the systems not fair because what well

because a lot of people they turn paintings what do you mean so they'll buy it right from an artist or whatever

for like you know $50,000 and then a year later they'll go to an auction and sell it for $8 million right and then

the artist doesn't get a piece of it right so they turn it's it's a it's it's a completely backward system but that's

one argument for why nfts are are kind of logical yeah as odd as it is yeah

like if if real art could be nftd in the sense that every time it was bought and traded the artist got an original

Kickback that's what an nft literally is yeah so when you talk about physical art the re the the the way that it doesn't

have a kickback to the original artist I think is the problem with art the problem with an exchange of art dealers

that's the reason that [ __ ] Banky wanted to shred that art and then ironically it made it worth three times as much yeah but it's like the artist

should always get a kickback from the original thing they made I don't know why they don't [ __ ] there artists though like that make millions of

dollars and there's this one guy I forgot his name but he takes animals puts them in formaldahyde and sticks

them just in a cage not a cage but like a water tank like you would see a fish tank or whatever right and $10 million

that's his art what yeah yeah ask see I think there is a guy that does that so he taxad dermes the animal yeah and he

puts it in a [ __ ] but is it but is the piece that it is in is that creative is it in like no it's a black like one

of them was a goat I do love goats yeah goats are great and the GU so one guy that bought it right he was looking at

the tank one day and there was white stuff coming out of the goat's nose

uhuh yeah right go on and he had to drain the [ __ ] Malahide and then wipe

the [ __ ] he like clean his own art almost like that that's it the guy I

don't know about that right that's a real artist what's his name Brian Fuller

yeah I got to be honest with you that's it that's pretty that's pretty beautiful I'm not going to lie I mean

that's stunning I know but how much does a horse cost in real life yeah 10 of th like 10 grand 15 grand so that's a15 15

grand horse right what do you think that that well first of all well that's a pony oh a pony how much is a pony

probably same 10 grand that's a pony 10 grand right to you it's a horse

stock yeah to you it's a mammoth yeah but yeah ponies about

$1,000 I think that's that's that's got to be uh okay let's let's go a high ball $10,000 our Pony okay fine it's a really

how much do you think that [ __ ] um thing is to make the Box the wood yeah the wood seems Couple Grand Couple Grand

right foral the height I don't know how much I think you can get that for free right right to kill the pony that's fun

that's fun free yeah yeah that be free right and then how much does that painting cost or that artwork 200

million 200 [ __ ] million dollar that's what I'm saying let's do this B

you have a house filled with anal him why would kill him put him from how much would you get for a human I mean just

dock with his little dick you get life and [ __ ] P that's what the [ __ ] you get we call it black man little dick not

we call it black man floating water little dick right the horse itself in a nice way I love you so much thank tent

good tile what is it the horse the horse itself was called the dream and it's 4.1 million for that 4.1 million for the

thing you just saw yeah exactly we got we got to start doing that I know there's another piece of art how many

animals are in your house seven I'm not doing no don't do our animals where the

[ __ ] are we going to get the animals 4.1 million no which one you got to give up one stubs no yeah yeah

dubs no maybe who throw it out there oh she had it on her tongue yeah throw it out there throw it maybe who you're so

it's okay it's fine I'm not going to be mad Remy Remy Remy yeah we have Remy you

want to kill Remy cuz he's old so he's 12 oh so what older people aren't don't

belong so older people shouldn't live no he's just going to die so might as well kill him now is that what you're saying

about Tito Bobby because that's exact he's going to die soon might as well kill him now maybe oh well

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America's number one meal kit there's there's another piece of art Jewish man

owns a piece of art I don't know who the artist is but it's of a little boy facing a wall it's a statue I think I've

seen this before it's a little boy facing the wall it's a statue yeah but when you turn around right and it's a a

Jewish man that owns him I I mean it's incred incredible that's that that's it

that's it so from the behind you think it's a little boy right but when you look at the face it's Hitler is that

cool oh my God is that creepy zoom in on Hitler's face there yeah oh please go Dad oh my God 17.2

million for that yeah wow wow art I know art is crazy doc who are you texting

right I was trying to find this artist that I was looking for for well you can ask them they got a computer up there yeah but somebody texted to me and we

was going back and forth looking at the prices what's the artist is it another Hitler thing no no no it's uh I have to

show you would you put up a statue of like Mao in your house oh yeah yeah you would huh I I if there are any artists

out there that can make a gangas Khan statue yeah or how about how about a a Andrew Santino Fabby Lee statue that

size from the back it's me from the front it's you yes that's amazing if

someone can make that some can make that right so from behind it looks like a red hair it's got a little redheaded guy yeah yeah am I kneeling why are we

kneeling and also the height right so it's like the tall one has to be right look like like a little and I've got to

be smaller but when you turn around I'm actually I'm the tall one but with the red hair no why it's going to look like

that I want it to be that same size well I I don't know if I like it kneeling something about that is very strange

yeah yeah I kind of like it but somebody's going to spend three years working on that so what do it do it I

hope we have a fan that does that yeah and we'll sell it and we'll sell it and the original artist will make all the money and we'll take a little bit of the

money yeah 10% 15 15% 15 or 20 25 and the and the and the rest 75 25 how about

that the artist get 75 we'll get 25 and we'll auction it off on the show if you can make a little statue from the back it looks like me from the front it looks

like Bobby but I got to tell you it's got to be high quality by the way talk about empowerment yeah to have a little

as a Jewish man I guess I understand that's the that is like the powerful like yeah I own you you little [ __ ]

[ __ ] do you know what I mean I think that's what it means it's like diminutive he's bowing to you a little bit he's kneeling yeah he's praying for

your for forgiveness so you won't kill him I think if you were Jewish you'd own this thing just to [ __ ] Lord over a

piece of [ __ ] yeah it would make sense do you know what I'm saying yeah but but the thing with Jackson you don't like it

nah just buying some [ __ ] apoc apocalyptic type [ __ ] like that that's just weird okay let me say this what if

a black uh art collector a very wealthy black art collector had a statue of a

slave owner on his knees like that like begging for you to not do you would you think that would be strange yeah I don't

want them in my house yeah but don't you think that that would be sending a powerful message to people that come to your house that that you've taken back

control over someone that controlled you no I don't think it would mean anything all right well maybe you're not an AR

guy you're not an AR guy you're not an guy yeah I guess so I'm just I don't because I can't see myself having

something like that you know what I'm saying like what about when my family come over what they gonna be like man that's what I'm talking about had a white man on his knees that's hell yeah

what you just said it sounds like something someone would say and they're going be like yo how much is that you're going to go it's worth $19 million and

they're like hell yeah you own you own the white man little [ __ ] it's an investment I'm that a little bit and

probably the originally that thing was probably somebody bought it for like 500,000

right and through time it's an investment it's just worth millions these things just [ __ ] go up you

wouldn't want a little white slave over on his knees in your foyer when people walk in I mean if it's worth some money yeah can you imagine and then you put

your keys on his little head little slave owner's head when you walk in you put your Ferrari key on his little head H yeah you see now you're get to come

around to it cuz then black success is saying [ __ ] you to the little white man when you walk in your huge house do you

see do you get it now that's why this person owns the Hitler there are certain Arts that I know that I could have do

like like in the 60s there was named Larry punes he's a talented guy but you know what I mean um I think Jeff Coons

has a an orb what do you mean it's just like a blue orb that's worth millions of

dollars correct is right yeah cuz we me and this girl was talking about this what what is that this is like a pot

that he was selling it was like 25 Grand yeah how much is the or he makes a lot

of money just that orb is stunning though I know but I could don't you think Jules you think you and I can make

an orb that's kind of boring thank you let me tell you something yeah how about an assignment over the week

you guys bring in a [ __ ] blue orb that's even remotely beautiful to any degree and I'll and we'll see if we can

how much is a blue orb how much is Jeff Coon's blue orb yeah the other things are going for over

50 million 58.4 million yeah what blue orb blue orb is worth 50

million well yeah Larry p in the 60 used to put like little kind of dots yes on

canvas uhhuh look up Larry poons that Jeff [ __ ] rabbit fetched 91 million God

damn he is killing it yeah man early work Larry pun's early work thank you I got to tell you

something though yeah yeah the little dots right there the red the red one the big the red one right yeah

that that right there stunning I it is stunning but that right there is worth

millions of dollars because a lot of messages in there there's no message in it man dots let me let me analyze it

analyze it oh eight dots oh my God now I know what it means what does it mean

don't you know what the number eight means yeah Google the meaning of the number eight watch this this is going to blow your mind meaning of the number

eight watch significance of the number eight should not be overlooked professionalism material Freedom affluence and self-confidence are all

related to number eight num numerology that's not all many numerologists believe that the number eight is associated with compassion freedom

self-re go back to the painting go back go back to number seven let's see what the number seven means go see what the

number seven means every number has a [ __ ] meaning no it doesn't yeah yeah go a powerful number inner wisdom

selfawareness intuition so hey Jules he did eight let's do seven you do seven

talks you know what I'm going to do do the meaning of the number four watch this it's going to blow your [ __ ]

mind look at this self- expression and self fulfillment yeah okay you do four

then what does Doc do what what is the meaning of the number zero hey that's hey that's completeness zero

is complet spiritual standpoint zero is the standing point from which other numbers are created zero is the sign of Eternity Evolution and infinity since it

looks like a circle so you know what doc you are the infinite of this show of this show you

are you infinite I feel that is that beautiful yeah I'm sure is what kind of

art do you think you would make with infinite I'll probably make a now don't

say a little statue of Hitler because now yeah yeah you said you didn't like it I

would make a statue of a elephant what does an elephant mean to you yeah elephant is is uh memory uh massiveness

okay you know uh they're like good luck charms for Indian people so it's you

know go ahead and explain yeah I don't know much about it but I know that Hindu people love elephants Indian people or

Hindu people pretty much the same pretty much all all of it that's Asia so so all of the Asians not all of them yeah never

seen an elephant in Korea never seen is there is there an elephant in the Philippines no no well

they're not allowed they can't swim well they're just too big that's true too big so you saying there's no elephants in

Korea walking around naturally no maybe in a zoo okay yeah yeah what do you mean

there's no elephants walking around anywhere other than Africa naturally in India I don't know if they walk freely

do they they do in India they do well they kill people all the time in India we know that see if elephants walk freely in no no they do do you know they

trample people in India all the time yeah don't you think it's wild to get trampled to death that's one of the worst ways to die sheer weight crushing

you yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] sheer weight just heavy look at that 500 people's deaths

were caused by elephants oh my God it it which is funny

because how did your dad how did your dad die elephant by elephant yeah I brought one into the [ __ ] the home

can you imagine your dad they were like where he's gonna live he brought a pet elephant the

reason why I'll never get trampled by an elephant is because I just feel like out of all the animals it's just the easiest

to see they're going to dude do you not realize they can sneak up on you and kill you but it's not like a snake where

it's like a bush you know and they get you cuz they're elephants I feel like you could see it maybe from I'm telling

you dude a half a mile away but when they're running at you you can't get away from them they're too fast and too big oh so basically I'm in the tundra

elephants can run like [ __ ] 30 miles an hour get the [ __ ] hey Google it so but but African bush elephant can run 25

mph God damn 25 you can run six ma that's fine but imagine you're out there

you're in India you're and you see a dot in the distance right and you and I are

like what is that is that I don't think a do it's aage yeah we're thirsty we've

been walking all day maybe it's like the sun in your eyes maybe that getting bigger is that getting bigger it's getting bigger it's fine oh no the the

ground is shaking a little King it's fine I think it's okay no because it's you know and then we're dead that's how

fast it will kill us you think I don't think I you have no I I don't think it goes from Little Dot to 25 miles an hour

yeah I it just I know and also can I just say this over the years and you may

disagree with me I've learned a little move called Dodge Dodge yeah what is that just

through the years I just I you may not have this ability right but I have have

a dodging it's just an instinctual thing to just move out of the way you think you're quick enough to dodge a [ __ ]

elephant yeah let me ask you this right you think they're you think they're like a race that's an elephant [ __ ] kill

you you didn't even move I know that was more like a [ __ ] that

was like that was like 8 mph this thing's coming at you 25 you're

[ __ ] that's over if elephant FLW was that fast he would just be the number

one killer of anything on planet Earth you son of a [ __ ] it would just be they would be a Slaughter you would kick them

off the face of this planet there's no [ __ ] way that was so [ __ ] funny all [ __ ] you dude no because think of

this right they're not like a race car right what you know I mean I I think once you dodge they have this AB they

don't have this ability to turn around really quickly okay do man getting chased by elephant and I'll show you what you're going to look like all right

all right elephant chasing human due to foolish activity and here's the problem yeah I don't do foolish activities in

front of elephants that you know of no because here's the problem right if they have their babies they're really crazy

protective and if they've got babies they're going to [ __ ] kill you if you're anywhere near it look at that oh

you're [ __ ] look and that elephant's chilling he's not even running fast oh he falls oh not the movie fall God see

oh there's Bobby trying to dodge oh where you going yeah see now now he went the other

way still alive cuzz they're shooting at him he's still alive they're shooting at him he's lucky that they were shooting and throwing stuff at him oh okay how

about this the next bad friend's trip we're taking is to Africa and we're going and I'm going to make you outrun

an elephant bro I'm going to make you out so please donate to Adams ask Ian back

okay what I went to South Africa with them and we did a safari okay I saw the

elephant okay okay and let me tell you this right now they were so far away and

I'm not doing I'm not like that guy you know what I mean doing foolish things man I'm not showcasing or anything in

front of them right they don't even know I'm there that's how far away I am so when I went to South Africa and I did

two months of shows there they said to me listen Asians are third class citizens I

agree and I go okay and they go just let you know right we would do a meet and

greet and I you know I know I would kill you know kill every show right of

course no one said they would come to every comic and go you're funny you're funny they would look at me and not even

look at say anything no I swear to God are you white people and black people everyone so so no one said good job you

know what I mean and then check this out I judged a local comedy show there right

I was like the celebrity judge or whatever right and the guy that won right I walked out to him after his

performance after you know the show was over and I was with my girlfriend Christine Pio ptio at the time and I

tapped on the shoulder I go hey man I just want you let you know you [ __ ] killed it dude and he just turned around

and started talking to the other guy wow yeah how did that make you feel like a third class citizen no I went I tried to

ask Christine I triy to go get back to my judges CU to remove his win yeah when is going to change the number so

vindictive I wanted to change the number because we hadn't announced that was he the best yeah he was he was yeah but um

white guy black guy black eyy and then I complained like an [ __ ] you

complained that he won no I went this [ __ ] [ __ ] you know what I mean I [ __ ] go say hi and say congratulations he doesn't even look at

me right and so he came to me cuz the winner got to do our show oh that night

no like a week later okay so he shows up in a suit oh and he's like and Trevor knows everyone was there and he comes up

to me and goes hey I just want to let you know that I go nah dude what he try to make up for what happened you

wouldn't let you wouldn't let him no no Redemption one and done with Bobby Lee no really yeah well we've got him

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bbby I but was it good keep going I like that bbby bbby you good good guy maybe to

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[ __ ] well I'm going to say something about you

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about that okay oh he didn't like you see after all this time I never liked you yeah you went one way and then went

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Snider Sten Snider who was the teacher Stephen Snider oh I don't even know who that is am I stupid I don't know Ste I

did you take acting class have you seen my work no [ __ ] terrible no I I uh never took

an acting class I took I took Brian Reed for a while I took I never did Laura

Henry Meisner technique I did that for a year I thought about trying to do one Leslie Khan is very big here in Los

Angeles she's very famous have you done mner because um they do have you done

repetition well I did performance technique in college I took a so that you know what repetition is yeah where I

say you have a nice black hat you have a nice black hat I have a nice black hat I

have a nice black hat I have a nice black hat I have a nice black hat I have a nice black hat I have

a nice black hat I have a nice black hat and they just do I don't know what what's the point of it to change

inflection and and all that stuff and yeah because you can say things the same way differently like watch yeah I love

Bobby Lee you love Bobby Lee I love Bobby Lee you love Bobby Lee I love

Bobby Lee you love Bobby Lee I love Bobby Le you love Bobby Lee Bobby Lee you love Bobby Lee Bobby

Lee Bobby Lee Bobby Lee but imagine you spend $400 a week

doing that doing that you gave the guy the lady money and

you're sitting there with a white dude a handsome white dude from like you know I mean who does that Virginia some kid that just moved out there and you're

doing that for an hour and you're going that's 400 back then also I had no money no money yeah so it's like I just spent

half my money doing this and once you go home you're trying to think am I just

too dumb to know why that worked or did I just really get [ __ ] ripped off for $400 yeah you got RI because then you

actually go to a set and I you don't use doesn't exist it doesn't exist no you

just do whatever you just say your line yeah you know what I mean you're you're you're acting just say your line I want

to say something real I want to say something about your boy David Cho who I love to death he's the best he his

performance on this thing beef I think he's dude it's gonna I look I don't know anything but he is so good yeah he's a

natural no I mean so there's some scenes where I'm like he's incredible this he I

I don't like to do that thing but something about I think he'll get um recognized for this work oh I'm sure he

will it's very very show dude congratulations I'm not it's not I'm not I'm not I know but you're a part of it

congratulations not really yeah you are half of the scenes you don't see my face yeah you're fine I'm not going to reveal

why but one day I showed up and they were I was like I was like why am I here two days two hours early yeah she's like hair and makeup I'm like you don't see

my [ __ ] head yeah I'm not even in the thing you don't see me you know what I did in reservation dogs they we had a

club scene and they're like a nightclub yeah nightclub where everyone's dancing mhm and I'm just dancing right and I'm

like where's the camera like I'm kind of like where's the camera they're way over there they can't see you yeah and I go

okay but I have to be here yeah they they see you right okay they go action I

lay on on my back and I'm just on my phone playing petris right for like 2

hours yeah and then I got up and they're like okay we're moving on didn't see you

Liars Liars Liars [ __ ] Liars but but you're a giver and you will participate

and I participated you did a good job yeah yeah yeah I want to tell you something I sent fancy this this is how deep our show stretches show them that

video so I got sent Andrew Schultz sent me this video that's online a guy is a tow truck driver and people are

recording you did and he's look at that look everyone look in the corner there what he's watching a little bit of bad friends if you start the video again you

can see he's watching Bad friends up planted again look at that look at that

isn't that [ __ ] great yeah and this guy's driving if you keep keep keep going you can see there's another angle of look at he's Towing this car and he

didn't he must have not hitched it right yeah but holy [ __ ] look at

that yeah yeah that's a that is a bad friends fan if I've ever seen one

what's great about our show [ __ ] you can do things like that and still participate that's right that's a great

fan we love that guy whoever he is I hope he reaches out to us like when you're in the warehouse at Amazon do you listen to our show no

okay I'm say have you ever heard our show you know little bits here and there

Clips you mean yeah Clips you're on YouTube on YouTube yeah they show a little bit here there but you never like listen to it no proba this is a picture

I wanted to bring to bring to light real quick uh not a

fan this is such a pervert photo if the tell show show me a more perverted angle

than guy who that oh gross that's George I swear to [ __ ] I thought oh my God I

thought you were doing a [ __ ] thing like look at this [ __ ] idiot that I saw on the internet the way those words

are I was looking at the hand first and what the way he's holding the glass like a [ __ ] [ __ ] look at this and then I

looked at the face like that's George we're going to do a segment every week called look at this [ __ ] idiot and

this is week one look at this [ __ ] idiot [ __ ] idiot he posted this and I wrote why yeah yeah wait he posted it

online sure did that's where I grabbed it on Instagram you better believe it I cannot believe that's his post by the

way yeah let's analyze this photo who who who the [ __ ] is he cheersing with that thing who like who is that too what

is it what is that wait you know he has chickens that live there right I know this is outside this is outside his house yeah so that's chicken he's

tending to oh that's chicken juice I don't know if that's chicken juice you think you telling me George drinks chicken juice no no I think he's

toasting to a chicken oh that makes sense that's what I meant so the chicken is like yeah and he's like bon bon

Chicken George has chickens yeah yeah what for he's a farmer and [ __ ] or what

is he yeah he's from the farm he's a farmer he a f [ __ ] I didn't know that yeah yeah he's also white whites are allowed to have all these weird things

and nobody can question it that is goddamn true watch the dodo bird right do you ever watch dodo on in on YouTube

never it's a series dodo animals and um so sometimes it's like dodo bird it's a

show no it's just called dodo dodo I've never seen this before right there the dodo oh I've seen all animals right but

it's like whenever it's like you know a white it's always a white family that has the squirrel or a raccoon or you

know or marup they're saving right it's never like a Korean going look I found a

baby squirrel outside my front door and I put you know I I I tend to it no it's

like no it's in the it's in the [ __ ] kimchi jig you know I mean there's there's no way there's no way well

they're not going to show off their meal are you gonna get off of are you g to get off of Twitter now that Elon Musk owns it you know people are protesting

and they're trying to get the [ __ ] off Twitter I don't know what so politically is he right is he what correct right or left

it's just political I think he's pretty Central I think he's part of kind of just as long as he doesn't like you know

he's a pretty Central character as far as I'm concerned you think he'll bring bring Trump back and let Trump have his well first of all Trump trump publicly

said he doesn't want to be back on Twitter so oh yeah because he has the truth on yeah his own thing he's promoting it's a bu tayl marjerie green

wants to be get her [ __ ] um personal account reinstated sure you think he'll

do that probably yeah I think everyone should be able to be on there dude I that's where all my heartache is Twitter

so I never look at it it's gross it's disgusting my biggest Ru my day but don't you think everyone should be

allowed to be on Twitter yeah I don't understand like who who gets to decide what's [ __ ] what's good to put out to

the world there's so much [ __ ] on there any the weird thing to me about kicking Trump off Twitter was even if you [ __ ] hated Trump more than

anything in the world okay yeah you hate Trump fine I understand there's [ __ ]

porno on there yeah but he there's girls spreading their [ __ ] my little kid can scroll and watch a girl farting come

out of her butthole on Twitter but you don't want this psycho on there what's the difference they're both [ __ ] guy is the girl farting C starting an

Insurrection she might be all right well then maybe she's saying maybe she's saying you know

February 9th let's go thr let's go fcom on the capital I think that's the one cool thing that's happened over the last

the culture shift yeah in what regard what do you mean just LGBT and all that

stuff what do you what do you like about it I don't know I just like the voiceless having a voice okay yeah and

being seen okay well I there's some woke parts of me no everything slept no but I

but I'm lost over what you what do you mean sounds so phony no you don't believe it you no I don't believe him

what don't you believe you think he's saying that because he's pandering yeah just let me ask you something hey let me

ask you something hey let me ask you something pal you think I'm a Pander little bit okay in what way is that the

only well well for this particular situation yeah you just saw a pictures and then what you just got rainbow

happiness all in your heart you you no because um the there

was a documentary called the case on Prop 8 right and I've seen that documentary 15 times I love you know um

you count it what you actually count yeah I've seen it a lot of times um the Hollingsworth reverse Perry that's a

great documentary it's on HBO it's a great book yeah and I cry every time I

see that documentary okay okay okay I um but what but he's asking he still thinks

no what what I don't like is that he thinks that I don't he thinks that the pandering thing and I'm not arguing with

you I'm just stating my case Okay is is that um I'm obsessed with if you look at

my um documentary um on my um Apple TV that I things most of them are gay

documentaries okay about the right their rights and about their struggles and whatnot and um I really resent that you

said that I still don't believe you it's like a [ __ ] it's not there

it's goad what what I don't know just ask me why tell me why you don't believe

that I've never heard you talk about like the gay struggle and like oh I want

to until like now you know what I'm saying so like like new there's a yeah there's a lot of things that people

don't know you know how like some people switch teams they go oh you know what I ain't a lakeer tomorrow I'm a Clipper that's like his oh you're saying he's

switching sides because you just jum say he said you're a bandwagon gay

fan you jumped on the gay wagon and you proba and you probably jump on the pr boys in a little while that's how Bob

is's are you jumping on the gay bandwagon just are you wagon wagon

you're just jumping on all these wagons what he's doing are you BLM are you jumping on that wagon too are you

jumping on the black lives matter movement wagon here's the thing I the

thing I say this a lot the thing is this I have to say it now cuz am I angry I

have to go back to my original room I do like when we trap you in the thing that you have to wiggle out of I have to I'm TR I'm you're a mouse that we put in a

little maze what what what I don't like is is when I'm like I when I was in just

hear me out when I was in Oklahoma right I was talking to somebody and they were like oh I have I have seven animals and

they got oh that's weird I you don't seem like somebody that just throughout the years that I've seen you on

television thing just don't seem like somebody that likes animals when I'm just obsessed with them right there's a

lot of things that I'm like in terms of the be the reason why BLM is happening like in terms of the

atrocities that happened between you know the police and you know black people do you believe that from Trayvon

Martin to you know you believe him he's good he's good pretty good right now are are things that I'm obsessed with I

follow the trials I I and I you know anything that's oppressive you know what

I mean I just don't like oppression and Authority right and um I'm fully against

it because I was I'm a kid from trauma and my dad was like that my dad was abusive and controlling and I hate

that's why I hate Trump you know what I mean I just don't like any of that [ __ ] and I fight against it so yeah um when I

see gay people kissing in the middle the street it makes me feel happy okay what does it do to you doc you get an

erection and that's why you attacked me and I believe I believe this I believe that you're gay you believe that I'm gay

yeah because you're you have a family a history of gayness right and I think that that again I think you're the

serial killer I think you killed your own Uncle you think he killed that's my

theory pal all right so you go you go against me I go against you as well okay wait a minute yeah is this you're on to

something I'm sorry you know what you're a nice guy I want to be mindful and I want to be nice to you you you can

criticize me all you want I'm not defensive and let's just move on let's just move on yeah yeah let's just move

on y'all want to move on to some men and black [ __ ] some what men and black type [ __ ] yeah go ahead yeah let's do this

[ __ ] all right go ahead play the video now trip off this it up trip off this this is what's

going on all right I was watching this video right and usually I watch these alien [ __ ] I be like man this [ __ ] is fake and I can't get through it it's

like but I try to collect information so I go to work the next day girl ask me hey can you show me the files for the

for the pregnancies I said yeah I'll show you right quick so I show her the files and I said let me read a little bit I'm reading the [ __ ] files and

the [ __ ] files match the [ __ ] video that I was watching check this [ __ ] out this [ __ ] is good [ __ ] play the

clip play the clip stop for a second stop for a second

what files remember we did the the the files about the alien pregnancies the unknown pregnancies on Earth we did that on the

show a little bit ago he I understand that he's saying he was reading these files but where I I just I forget just

uh reeducate me about what did he bring in legitimate files no scre here the PDF

it's right here it's a PDF it's from the defense intelligence agency and basically the DIA says that there there

was aliens that came here there's proof and there might have been some

pregnancies okay I remember now okay that's on page 24 if you want to scroll down today my God all so let's see the

[ __ ] video so watch the video so the video you're okay this is I'm watching this [ __ ] and what happened was that he

came home one night went into his bedroom and suddenly these three dark

shadowy figures materialized through his wall into his bedroom they were wearing

the hats and the overcoats they had eyes and they let's stop there

scary okay I'm that's in the PDF watch hold up hold up now play finish playing

the rest of let's talk about moment to moment let's talk about it can we just do that okay if you walk in your house

and three black figures go down to page number 20 well they're also dressed at like 1950s Pi so there's the pregnancies

right there see in 24 see it say unaccountable pregnancy right there uhhuh okay now okay go down to 27 cuz

remember they said the three black spirits that came through yeah so right here they classify anomalies at the

bottom yeah for the type of anomalies that people deal with so we need your motor right now you know can you read

those line anomali which have no lasting physical effects I.E amorphous lights unexplained explosions anomalies which

which do have lasting physical effects Poltergeist materialized objects areas of flattened grass corn circles

anomalies which have Associated entities ghosts Yeti Spirits elves and other mysical legendary entities Witnesses

interaction with the A3 entities near-death experiences religious Miracles and Visions obes aob body

experiences anomalies report of injuries and deaths I.E s shc spontaneous human

combustion unexplained wounds as well as permanent healing that results from a paranormal experience this is what the

[ __ ] so this is like how they categorize the anomalies that people have seen and

been and this is from the DIA this is a Dia this is from these are these are testimonies from Witnesses telling these

people this right it's not these witnessing there's no proof wait we going get to the good [ __ ] now play the

rest of the video right quick okay now watch this according to Bender the three

entities communic stop real quick I will play according to Bender who's Bender the guy that's talking about the [ __ ]

thing the guy no the guy that they're talking about yeah so he's saying that according to him yeah according to him I

can say all kinds of [ __ ] according to me okay yeah okay all right in the Johnny jeup trial they using the word

hear this is all hearsay it's allar it's all hearsay let's go here say warning him to discontinue his UFO

research and stop publishing his influential magazine the space review

afterwards he became ill and didn't eat for 3 days after this experience Bender was

repeatedly visited he said they gave him headaches they they controlled him telepathically and he ultimately gave up

his UFO researches okay that's it right there cut it off now see what he said they instill fear telepathically and was

giving him headaches right mhm now yeah go back to the goddamn documents and go up to page number four we need your uh

[ __ ] mouth on this one again godamn now watch this page number four four did

you memorize the number four there we go now go right there read at the bottom where it say examples Tino examples of

systems in the inscom analysis described as real and potential include precisely those asserted by good observers and

victims of injury consistent with nearfield RF M nemr thermal infos

infrasonic and coherent light laser effects now go down to page five now

start at uh bullet point number three ability to instill Spar secondary to

above including the use of messaging and RF carrier wave modulated int cranial voices through thermol lastic expansion

of inter cranial spaces at 5 khz then

ability to cause frontal temporal headaches with one with with with millimeter with mm wavs right and then

you go down a little bit more now H to in in Black right there see it use of

pulsated microwaves to temporally interfere with short-term spatial memory

what you see y'all don't you see that [ __ ] y'all

don't see what the [ __ ] just happened this [ __ ] is crazy okay what

bro you see this video right this is them saying what people have said to them not what's been proven no no no

that's if you go back you got to go back and read it it's saying what they done scientifically and what they diagnosed

that they've proved that this exists there you go who the DIA the DIA the go

the Pentagon the Pentagon it sounds like something that some some guy told them

this but they're not there's how are you able to observe those things scientifically what is Carlos trying to

say you would have to you would listen the scientist would have to be there at the moment when all the [ __ ] was

happening you know those three ghosts coming in that look like Dick Tracy you I mean I don't know why they're dress

like that but they're like you know what I mean yeah they were yeah and they they're coming in they would have to

have facility set up you know mean sensors a lab technicians people

observing it when that was happening if they weren't there it's all hearsay after that but here's the thing the

video the video is just an ex is just what I was saying is isect video is based this is the script of that video

right that's why it's like tell there're two separate things they're not two sep things they are

that's just uh Ancient Aliens right there that's just something I just saw right and I'm saying to you I'm going

through the paperwork and then I'm reading that I'm like oh [ __ ] how do you think that the [ __ ] YouTube people even got this information from this you

think you're the only one that has access to this doc this been out before that guy what has these papers have just

been released right but they've had these papers probably right no Al so

some guy just came up with these papers two weeks ago let me see no no yeah the Pentagon just released these right they

had them classified in some file that's been there forever right right so you're saying it's just leaked out and to make

but I don't I I have no idea I don't know who knows who I don't know the [ __ ] back right go up to the top of this document Rudy

what do you think about all this stuff I think it's just [ __ ] thank you Rudy and now you get to stay in the

house doc you also had a headache when you came in here yeah do you think you're Imagining the headache because of

the AL oh so now y want to [ __ ] turn asking a question yeah I'm just wondering no do you still have a

headache yeah okay okay let me ask you doc that's where I can on L time out Wow have you experienced any of these things

no you've never been contacted by a a Spirit uh nothing no well I've been in

dreams and then at the comedy store I saw what I saw I saw a ghost so then yes the answer is yes yeah then yeah I would

say yeah who did you see Gus no have you seen Gus who the [ __ ] is Gus you you

you've never seen Gus no you talk about the dude with the suit and the hat on I've seen him I've seen him I've seen

him the the guys I really have so have I yeah we'll say it at the same time one 2

3 M's office I know I was going to thank you for

about thank you for being I saw him I saw him up in the stairwell by mit's old office yeah I've seen him in that area I

saw him in window you know I mean from the top of the building looking down at me yes upstairs upstairs yeah yeah it's

always upstairs [ __ ] all of y'all saw him I haven't seen you've never seen this but who did you see I saw like some

looked like a thug that was Gus no no this was like it was a guy in

a mirror I thought it was it was Jo Tor yeah it was

it was a Tory brother guy thought it was actually like YY in the mirror but it wasn't it was a ghost oh so was he black

yeah oh yeah I like my ghost white it's scarier when they're black scarier when they're black like a Candyman

Vibe that's a good thing how funny I like my ghosts white yeah I just I can't

I can't do black ghosts they got to be white yeah so y actually flying around

or whatever so y'all don't really believe what the Pentagon is saying y'all think this look

I think that document is saying what people have said they're they're documenting what people have experienced

versus what they have proofed actually took place they're just saying here is a list of people that have described these

things less so than here's proof that we know these things existed right like like you can say when they've documented

all the different symptoms of covid for different people and the longlasting effects for long haulers and stuff the range is insane some people say like

their feet hurt or they swell more and they tingle some people say that their taste is forever changed the way that

they taste things there's other scientists that say yeah but all these things can be a product of everything else in your life right your diet your

sleep schedule so this is the same way of saying to these people they experience these lists of things but we

can't point to where they were man how they manifested and also they have a paranormal and a department they're

called the xfiles I usually watch the show Moulder and Scully they work there no my point is is that you know they

they also probably have you know files on paranormal things like ghosts and spirits this and that here's what I

believe I believe that all of that stuff did happen to these people but they've

manifested it yeah I think the brain is so powerful that we literally manifest

those realities to take place and so they do so it is real it happened to them but it's also unavailable for other

people to access do you know who Robert William aov is yeah you do you do right right you

know Robert William app Prov right right I love so imagine him saying oh yeah I

yeah yeah yeah so um these aliens when I was sleeping in the tent you know what I mean and and he comes and he talks to

the FBI do would you believe him if he saw it I mean it's nothing to believe with extraterrestrials that's the

problem with everybody everybody's like this ain't Santa Claus that's not Bigfoot extraterrestrials is somebody

that has the ability to get to us but we can't get to them that's real that's a that's a real why couldn't we get to

them because we don't have the ab physical capabilities that they have as far as technology but here's what I'm

confused about what's that why would they want to see us because they want that's that there's no logic in why

people why people do that because Neil degrass Tyson explained this one time that was pretty interesting like would you ever try to talk to an

ant yeah but that's would you ever try to talk to an ant yeah but that's still you using your own Logic on what you

think we can only use our own logic yes yes that's all we have but they if they have another agenda it doesn't matter

what you think no but my point is if you're so advanced in your species it's

so unbelievably Advanced you could never talk speak English to an ant it would be literally impossible there too many barers we document the ants no but

imagine but imagine another force is so much smarter than us why would it waste

his time with us if we're the ant for whatever that agenda is nah see we don't [ __ ] with ants you just keep moving but

that's just a logic that you're until they get in your kitchen you're like [ __ ] ants

well what if we what if the aliens already have us and planet Earth is a

human Farm like we have ant farms yeah I believe that we captured ants we put them in a little thing and the ants have

no idea they're just doing their business doing their work this and that what if we are just a an exp like a

thing that they in some aliens house this has been explored before people have thought about this but also fine

they're doing a great job whatever you're doing is great yeah what do we care thanks for making us such good great show yeah yeah if this was their

idea yeah [ __ ] yeah aliens yeah they're like we have to watch these guys together do a

podcast all right let me tell you something I love you doc love you too

all this [ __ ] is insane and I want you to keep but I want you to keep exploring it and keep bringing new evidence to the show every single week every week you do

please please cuz you know what slowly you're going to crack us okay well let's do

this what about CA and daa okay do you want to save that for next week

what see what yeah we'll save it for next week you come back the next episode please right we'll talk about sea right

we'll talk about whatever you want to talk all right right um everybody has an assignment also for next week is bring

something to the cookout everyone has to bring something here to the cookout I'm going to bring you a potato

salad episode will be a cookout episode I how about this you bring him potato salad you bring him kimchi okay okay

we'll taste each other's [ __ ] I'll bring I'll bring potatoes and beer oh you bring something all right so guys great

episode thank you for being a bad friend thank

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