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Hey bad friends, here I am in the
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Bahamas. Just wanted to say happy
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holidays, happy new year. I hope it's a
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good one. Can't wait to see you guys
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next year. Thank you for coming along
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for the ride. We've had such a good time
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with you. We love you and most
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importantly, thank you for being a bad
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friend. Happy New Year, Bat Friends,
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family. We are skipping this week's
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episode because we are all scattered
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around the world, but we didn't want to
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leave the year without showing you
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something uh that you guys haven't seen
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yet. We shot the following footage uh
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almost a year ago when we went down to
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San Diego to support Andrew's special.
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It features a lot of embarrassing
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moments for myself. So, enjoy. Happy New
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Year and I'll see you all in 2026. Thank
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you for being a bad friend.
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[music]
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[music]
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You don't shall be dead now, [singing]
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baby. [music]
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Crimson in your eyes.
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take another.
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>> We're here at the Pendry Hotel. Um we're
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waiting on Fancy and Bobby. [music] Uh I
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believe Andrew is here. My car is right
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there. Um next to the course. Yeah,
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we're feeling good. We're hungry. We
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made it an hour ahead of time. And uh
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we'll see what happens. I need to go pee
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now, though. I don't know where the
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[ __ ] bathroom is.
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>> How you doing?
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>> Good to see you. Good to see the room.
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>> Good. Good.
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>> This is what it's going to be like.
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>> This is what you want. This is what it's
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like.
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>> Yeah. The closer the better. The closer
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the better.
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>> Apologies, my friend, but the uh hotel
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does not allow for public uh
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professional photography.
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>> Only smartphones are fine.
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>> Right. So, we can we can say
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>> Victory Lab in 5 minutes.
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>> Bobby.
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>> Hey. Uh, we're at the hotel right now.
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>> Staying here.
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>> Wow. Just celebrating.
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>> Holy [ __ ]
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>> He's staying in a king suite.
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>> The the top floor the whole
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>> He doesn't have a penthouse. He doesn't
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>> That pisses me right off.
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>> Bobb's uh meeting us there.
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>> Okay.
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>> He'll be here in uh probably 25 minutes.
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>> Dad cooked for you already. [music]
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We
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>> ordered steak. Yeah.
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What's up, babe? Where's the uh [music]
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>> Hi. This is going to be blue cheese
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back.
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>> You're doing a [ __ ] gay up from
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Goony's impression, dude. What the [ __ ]
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is going on?
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>> Yeah. Yeah. [music]
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>> Smoke Jones. Just say that.
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>> Very good. All right. Go ahead and lay
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down. Put it inside.
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We need
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>> something.
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He's already doing that.
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>> Yeah, you are, dude. I Come on, guys.
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>> You know what he said to me? He said he
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lied and said
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>> over here.
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>> Thank you.
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>> Do you guys want another cut of meat or
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no? Does anybody need more food?
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>> I'm getting my fetuccini though, right?
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>> You're still getting a lobster.
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>> You are you still hungry for me? Are you
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still hungry?
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>> I'm good. I got that.
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Um, Bobb's not going to the first show
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cuz he needs to jerk off and just kind
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of hang out. He parked at the wrong
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hotel and um yeah, waiting for the car
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now. We're uh back as some family
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waiting on this [ __ ] car.
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>> Hi. Where what are you doing?
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>> Oh, where's where's Lo?
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>> Watch this.
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>> There you go, pants. There he goes.
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There he goes. There he goes. There he
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goes. Go, [music] go, go. There we go.
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There we go. There we go.
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>> One shot. [laughter]
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>> Oh, watch that. Woo. Watch that belt.
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Hi, love.
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>> How are you?
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>> Good.
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>> Nice.
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Nice to meet you.
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>> That's my only choice.
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>> That's great.
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>> All right, cool. Um, thank you guys.
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Thank you, Veronica. Where's uh little
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body?
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>> He went to the hotel. He's going to come
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for the second show.
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>> Oh, second show.
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>> He went to the hotel. He's tired. He
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wants to like go hang out and take a
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[ __ ] and a piss and
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>> Okay.
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>> We're leaving without you.
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>> Yeah. I'm going to let production know
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that we're not having Bobby on the first
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show.
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>> No, he's not going to come to the first
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show. Just He'll be here for the second
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show.
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>> All right. Cool.
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>> Thank you.
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>> I did know that though. I did say I
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called him today. I was like, "There's
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no way you're going to do both." Huh?
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>> Yeah. He asked me last night about it. I
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was like, "Do both. No, I knew
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[laughter] I knew he didn't want to do
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balls, but I don't blame him, dude.
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Driving all day.
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>> I mean,
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>> he's probably
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Carlos.
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>> It was supposed to be a winner.
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>> Now, you know that I have to cut some
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stuff right now that escapes my my radar
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because of you.
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>> Huh?
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>> Unfortunately, no.
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$4.
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>> Are you serious?
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>> That's [ __ ] crazy.
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>> I'll pay it though. I don't give a [ __ ]
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[laughter]
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>> Then everybody's going to
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>> Don't put that on the picture.
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[laughter]
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That's fancy.
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[music]
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[music]
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>> [music]
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[music]
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[music]
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>> I'm going to be getting blanket.
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really [music] high.
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>> Last year we saw a little dip across
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calm before the storm. That's what it
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feels like.
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>> Run that back. Turbo, [music]
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[music]
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[ __ ] I got my skin,
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[ __ ] [music]
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I told you.
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>> No, I want If you want to
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>> I want to see you.
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>> Go. Yeah, go out there.
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>> What are you doing?
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>> No, I want to see his
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>> He's saying he wants to go sit in the
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audience.
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>> Oh, I can also put you in front of the
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house.
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>> Any anywhere where I can see.
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>> Give him a seat. There's There's single
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seats for sure. Yeah,
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>> there's two.
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>> I got a [ __ ] This ain't good. This is
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not good.
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>> Say that right. [laughter]
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>> I got a [ __ ] This ain't good. Ladies
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and gentlemen,
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hello.
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>> Hi. Hi.
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All
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>> [music]
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>> right, guys.
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Hola, San Diego. [screaming]
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[screaming]
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>> [cheering]
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>> You ready for a good show, BABY?
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I can't wait to come out and see you
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guys. I brought a special friend with me
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to START THE SHOW. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER RIGHT NOW FOR
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MR. ZACK TOWN.
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All right, guys. Don't thank you so
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much.
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YEAH.
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HEAT.
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HEAT. HEAT.
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All right. All right. That was pretty
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fun, dude. That was awesome.
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>> Make the game.
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I wasn't expecting that.
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>> Cuz I thought I could have all the
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jokes, but that one.
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>> Did we go down this way? You can go. You
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can go down the stairs.
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>> The stairs. Oh, yeah. Let's do that.
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>> Watch.
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>> That was it. Yeah, that was the hour for
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sure.
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>> Yeah.
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The most like
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>> Yeah, like he doesn't want to spend any
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time with us. Bobby wants to get picked
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up right before the next show. Like just
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chill with us for a second.
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>> Why is Meredith from the office on this
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hallway?
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>> [music]
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>> This guy just explodes. [laughter]
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It's a Latin
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little crazy. [music]
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[music]
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I'll tell you [music]
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all about yourself
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in a week or two.
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There's [music] a bad house.
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I can [screaming] tell you. I can tell
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you. [music] I can tell you. I can tell
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you. I can tell you. I
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can tell you. Yeah, dude. Make sure you
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get this [ __ ] This is the cool This is
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where the cool [ __ ] happens. Bring back
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the cool [ __ ] dude. This is the moment
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that we can have some fun uh with for
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this
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>> and at least to bring up the story.
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>> Bobby Bobb's at the hotel.
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>> Oh, he's walking now.
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>> Hey, Bob. Yeah, I am. What time though?
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9:30, right?
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>> Okay, I'll see you then. That Andrew
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wanted me to text you that. He Andrew
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wanted me to ask if you were awake. No,
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don't walk here. Don't walk here.
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There's too many people. It's very far
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from the hotel. Don't walk. And I I know
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you just want to see girls. All right,
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cool. I'll come get you. All right, I'm
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coming.
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>> You're in such a silly mood tonight.
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What's going on with you?
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>> One shot.
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>> Yeah,
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>> one opportunity.
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[laughter]
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>> Carlos is going to make love to me in
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Miami.
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>> What?
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>> Yeah, dude.
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>> What?
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>> You say you're going to make love to me
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in Miami? No, you brought that up and
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then asked me if we would.
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>> I'll tell you why I won't have sex with
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you.
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>> Why?
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>> Your [ __ ] breath, dude.
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>> That Bobby,
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>> your breath is so bad right now, Dad.
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>> That's insane. [laughter]
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I have vape mouth.
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>> I vape.
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>> Did you hear smell his breath from
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there? Right.
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>> It's my god.
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>> No, I would never tell. [laughter]
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>> It could help paint off of a house.
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>> Dude, that [ __ ] is like Dude, that's
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like
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>> Wait, I do have a question.
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Peloo is
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]
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Yeah.
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>> We don't say like that in America, but I
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think I know. You mean the skunk?
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[laughter]
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>> All right.
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[laughter]
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>> Wow.
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>> Why did I come down here?
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>> Why am I coming down here?
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>> We're celebrating.
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>> I know, but he's doing his show.
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>> Yeah. I feel like I was manipulated to
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come down here. [laughter]
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>> You were just asked twice.
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>> What?
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>> You were just asked.
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>> But it's like asking like Andrew, come
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to my weekend. Like, why would I do
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that?
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>> Well, it's his last one before he tapes.
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>> Oh, that's right.
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>> And it's just a good celebration of
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>> Boston.
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>> Well, when when is he taping? Next week.
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>> No, in a month.
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>> In a month.
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>> So, this isn't the last show.
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>> Yeah. Yeah, it's not.
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>> Yeah. Can you turn the other way? Thank
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you. is like, [laughter] "Oh my god,
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>> have my narrative."
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>> Do are you opposed to breath mints or
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gum?
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>> I do. It's vaping.
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>> Do it now.
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>> I don't have any.
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>> Oh my god.
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>> Well, it's vaping and also you don't eat
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enough. So, it's your stomach acid.
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>> Thank you, M.
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>> No. I mean, it's not a good thing.
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>> That's not a compliment.
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>> Yeah.
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>> No, not eating enough is a compliment.
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>> No,
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>> I eat once a day.
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>> Bobby, can I ask you please turn around?
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I'm begging you, please. [laughter]
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>> Can I go to the Jake Paul Super Bowl
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party with you?
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>> Yeah.
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>> Hell yeah. Why are you not You're going
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to be my guy, right?
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>> Yeah. Yeah. I'm just asking.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Super Bowl party.
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>> You know who you know who talked to me
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today on a FaceTime?
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>> Who?
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>> That girl. The the the
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>> Oh, your friend.
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>> Yeah. Your best friend.
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>> She's so beautiful.
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>> She's so beautiful.
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>> Because you think it's going to turn
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into something else.
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>> No, but here's the thing.
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>> Like work.
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>> I have feelings and I'm not going to be
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able to get her. And I like the pain.
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>> I think that's what it is. It reminds me
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of when I was early in my early 20s.
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>> Yes. This is like me and or something.
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It's like so long ago.
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>> It's long. Yeah. It's It's a pain I
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haven't felt. And I kind of like it.
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>> I know. You're longing. You want
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>> I love longing, dude.
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>> So if she like I want her to break my
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heart. All those are people.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Oh my god.
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>> They're all Yeah. They don't know you're
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going to be here.
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>> Yeah.
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>> You're going to drive them crazy.
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>> I'm not.
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>> Yes.
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>> They're all Andrew friends. Look at
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They're all better looking when we do it
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together. [laughter]
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And these are her good looking fans
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right here.
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>> Yeah.
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>> All right. Thank you.
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>> Let's go.
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>> I'm just
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talking about
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>> Oh, he's going out to smoke. Who's
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first?
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>> Of course. Yeah. What is the smoking
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man?
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>> Oh, yeah. We know. Thank you. Where's
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the smoking area?
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>> It looks like that door Zach kept going
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through
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>> he was going to go outside.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Going outside and meet with the fans. I
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think
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>> I think there's it's an alley,
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>> right?
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>> Yeah.
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>> This is crazy. Breaking news.
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>> What happened?
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>> The Mavericks have traded their starage
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to the Lakers for Anthony Davis. That's
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actually insane. It's happening live on
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camera. That's kind of cool. It's like
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you caught the first plane at the tower.
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>> Yeah, exactly.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Hello.
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>> You want to do 15? What do you want to
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do?
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>> 10.
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>> 10?
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah. Go in the bathroom. [laughter]
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>> I want to talk to you about something
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some business.
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Look, if you want to grab a beer here at
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the bottom of there, there's like
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probably
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>> Okay, close this door, guys. So easy to
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get you in here.
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>> Bamboozled. [laughter]
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>> Bamboozled, though.
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>> Honestly, please close the door. Yeah.
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Yeah. Please, please. Honestly, I'm
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being real. Clo the door.
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>> Are you getting me a box?
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>> [laughter]
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>> What were you guys doing there?
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>> Teaching him a lesson about life.
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>> They call them life lessons.
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>> A little lesson, huh?
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>> Yeah. This little piece of [ __ ]
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>> This little guy. This sick sick [ __ ]
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[laughter]
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>> What? What did I say? What did I say
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earlier?
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>> He scolded me earlier.
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>> What did I say earlier, man?
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>> You said white people are
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>> Yeah. And you got another thing coming,
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dude.
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[laughter]
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>> Bob, what does he have coming? You think
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>> everything, dude? You have [ __ ] no
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idea, dude. You know what I mean?
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>> Hit him hard. Don't bow on him now.
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>> You want to see Karan Han the rage?
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>> Give it.
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>> No, don't bow to him.
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>> Look at that bow. Look, he took his
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shoes off for you.
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>> You son of a [ __ ] [laughter]
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>> You son of a [ __ ] dude.
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>> He asked me. He said, "Do I take my
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shoes off when he walks in the room?"
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>> Yeah.
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>> Well, this guy, huh?
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>> Our fans are our fans. I
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>> I bet you 50% of these people are not my
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fans.
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>> That's such a wrong thing. That's so
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insane to say. No, because you have your
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own fans.
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>> I know, dude. But they're all Bad
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Friends fan. Everyone's a Bad Friends
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fan. They're all Bad Friends fans. All
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of them. Literally all them. If they're
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my fan, they're Bad Friends fans.
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>> Yeah.
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>> And you have you have so many of those
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uh belly whatever it is.
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>> No, but they all watch Bad Friends.
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>> I would hope so.
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>> Yeah.
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>> It's a better show.
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>> Well, I mean, it's a better show,
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>> honestly. Dude,
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>> that Sesame Street clip was phenomenal.
00:17:45
That Sesame Street clip we were naming
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what race the Sesame Street characters
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are.
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>> Oh, really? when we were you were like
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what did you say [ __ ] Grover or I
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mean Cookie Monster was Armenian.
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[laughter]
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>> I did give me the cookies
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I want the cookies.
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>> So funny.
00:18:01
>> No, you know what it is in this you know
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San Diego just like I always so many
00:18:03
Mexicans it's great.
00:18:04
>> I know but it's also weird. They're
00:18:07
really
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>> more into stardom and fanfare or
00:18:11
whatever.
00:18:12
>> What do you mean?
00:18:12
>> Like when I'm walking down the street
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it's more of a thing.
00:18:15
>> Mhm. Like when I walked into the
00:18:17
American Comedy Company, they couldn't
00:18:18
believe I walked in there.
00:18:20
>> Like when I walk into a comedy company,
00:18:21
they don't want like Ice House. They
00:18:22
don't even want me there.
00:18:23
>> No, that's not true.
00:18:24
>> I know, but you know, they they have an
00:18:25
air of like,
00:18:26
>> but you're out of town. They can't
00:18:27
believe you're
00:18:27
>> No, like I was smoking in the patio
00:18:29
yesterday in the and and the black lady
00:18:31
came up to me. She goes, "No smoking
00:18:32
here." I go, "Where do I smoke?" She
00:18:34
goes, "Out in front." Yeah. I go, "You
00:18:36
know what, Johnny? I could said I could
00:18:38
smoke in the side." He goes, "Well, I
00:18:40
have to talk to him." I go talk to him.
00:18:41
And then Johnny, you know what I mean?
00:18:42
Like that kind of thing. But I want to
00:18:44
walk in the mirror comic company,
00:18:45
they're like, "What are you?" Oh my god.
00:18:46
I can't You know what I mean? It's like
00:18:47
that respect.
00:18:48
>> You get respect everywhere you go.
00:18:51
>> He doesn't like you, dude.
00:18:53
>> I like I like Bobby a lot.
00:18:55
>> No, but he doesn't like you yet. He's
00:18:56
learning right now. See, he's figuring
00:18:57
out I'm good looking. He said I was ugly
00:19:00
outside for a white guy, dude.
00:19:02
[laughter]
00:19:02
>> We look the same.
00:19:06
>> We look the exact same guy.
00:19:08
>> Yeah, we basically the same guy.
00:19:10
>> No, no, dude. Like I know for an Asian
00:19:12
guy like there's Steve Yung, right? And
00:19:15
there's me. You have Santino and there's
00:19:17
you. You know what I mean? You're the
00:19:19
bottom of [laughter] the candy.
00:19:22
>> You think he's the bottom?
00:19:24
>> The bottom.
00:19:24
>> Where's Where's Carlos? Who's Mexican
00:19:27
>> or Spanish or Mexican?
00:19:28
>> For a Spanish guy.
00:19:29
>> Top.
00:19:30
>> Top.
00:19:30
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:19:31
>> What about fans?
00:19:32
>> Top.
00:19:32
>> He's top.
00:19:33
>> Yeah. Because he's the kind he's the
00:19:35
kind of guy that like, you know, I mean,
00:19:36
is in the war room.
00:19:38
>> Oh, yeah.
00:19:38
>> You know what I mean? He's not on the
00:19:40
field. Push that button down. [laughter]
00:19:42
>> Exactly.
00:19:44
>> With your breasts.
00:19:46
>> Soldiers don't have breasts.
00:19:48
>> You lost a bunch of weight.
00:19:49
>> That doesn't matter. Milky breast, dude.
00:19:51
>> Yes, you did.
00:19:54
>> Get in here, dude.
00:19:56
>> You little piece of [ __ ]
00:19:59
>> You know how expensive that's going to
00:20:00
be?
00:20:00
>> Hell yeah.
00:20:01
>> I don't see that makes any sense.
00:20:03
>> Carmel.
00:20:04
>> Well, well, they get two starters, 80,
00:20:08
and they get first round draft pick,
00:20:10
too. That's pretty good.
00:20:11
>> Is it Isn't Utah?
00:20:15
See, I just saw Davis.
00:20:19
>> That's so [ __ ]
00:20:21
>> I mean, it's [ __ ] beautiful.
00:20:23
>> Keep going.
00:20:24
>> Is he Are you talking [ __ ]
00:20:26
>> I He's talking. He's dancing. I love it.
00:20:28
>> Keep going, man. He will watch
00:20:33
[singing]
00:20:34
[music]
00:20:38
any.
00:20:45
[laughter]
00:20:52
Okay. So, what animal enclosure would
00:20:54
you rather fall into? The mountain lion,
00:20:57
the baboon, or the black bear.
00:21:00
>> Black bear.
00:21:00
>> Why?
00:21:01
>> Because black bears aren't you can you
00:21:03
can be louder than them and they'll go
00:21:04
away. Black bears aren't getting
00:21:05
grizzly.
00:21:08
>> The baboon
00:21:09
>> baboon would rip your face off. That's
00:21:11
the last one I'm going to
00:21:13
>> Why baboons though?
00:21:14
>> Monkeys are so scary.
00:21:16
>> Why? Cuz they're smarter.
00:21:17
>> They are so strong and they and they
00:21:19
have human hands and they will just grab
00:21:21
you and suck.
00:21:22
>> Why can't I rip their face off first?
00:21:24
while you can give it a try.
00:21:25
>> Yeah. Why don't we ever do that to them?
00:21:28
>> You mean there, you know what I mean?
00:21:29
After a bamboo gets done with a human,
00:21:32
two weeks later, the human's like their
00:21:33
eye is here and their mouth is here,
00:21:36
right? And everything's all tubed out.
00:21:39
You know what I mean? All [ __ ] up,
00:21:40
right? But the baboon's fine. What if I
00:21:43
rip his [ __ ] [ __ ] off?
00:21:47
>> You don't think that, man?
00:21:49
>> No.
00:21:50
>> I bite him. I bite his face, dude. What
00:21:53
about a um hyena? Would you fall in a
00:21:55
hyena trap?
00:21:57
>> Yeah, armed hyena scavengers.
00:21:59
>> Yeah.
00:21:59
>> Yeah. It's like a coyote, I bet.
00:22:02
>> So, you don't hyena will [ __ ] with you?
00:22:04
>> I mean, over the other options. Yeah. I
00:22:07
think a a black bear actually probably
00:22:08
still [ __ ]
00:22:09
>> What about lion? Lion or baboon?
00:22:11
>> Baboon. Baboon. I mean, the monkeys are
00:22:13
just so scary to me.
00:22:14
>> You rather do lion?
00:22:16
>> I'd rather do lion.
00:22:16
>> Do lion is scary, dude.
00:22:18
>> But lion is more is a cooler way to die.
00:22:20
>> What?
00:22:21
>> Cooler way to die. I Oh, I couldn't do
00:22:23
it.
00:22:31
[cheering]
00:22:39
>> [cheering]
00:22:45
[cheering]
00:22:55
>> 15 years ago this guy shut the [ __ ] up.
00:23:00
I remember this guy um like 15 years ago
00:23:03
and I saw him in the original room and I
00:23:04
just knew when I saw him perform that we
00:23:06
were going to be friends. We become
00:23:07
friends and you chase my life and we
00:23:09
have the best podcast in the world
00:23:15
[cheering]
00:23:19
and he's so a great
00:23:37
I love him like he's family and he's the
00:23:40
best guy ever.
00:23:49
[cheering]
00:24:00
Crazy.
00:24:01
[cheering]
00:24:06
He's insane. That pup was insane. Yeah.
00:24:21
>> Grinding motion.
00:24:24
You
00:24:24
>> need to talk to someone.
00:24:26
>> Yeah. HR.
00:24:34
I can't [laughter]
00:24:36
>> I tell you this is how I met Bobby. This
00:24:38
is exactly how I met him.
00:24:41
[laughter]
00:24:42
>> Yeah. What's up, man? What's up, baby?
00:24:45
You come around this club from baby.
00:24:47
What's up? [laughter]
00:24:48
Huh? You want to go hook up? Hook up,
00:24:50
baby. What's up?
00:24:52
>> I like this game, baby. What's up, baby?
00:24:54
Huh?
00:24:56
You want [laughter] to go get a corn
00:24:57
dog?
00:24:58
>> Let's go get a corn dog.
00:25:00
>> What's up, baby?
00:25:05
[laughter]
00:25:11
>> Oh [ __ ]
00:25:13
>> You're like Thor, dude.
00:25:16
>> So, you're like Thor, dude.
00:25:26
First show was
00:25:37
>> this is like [laughter]
00:25:45
>> the first show was just
00:25:54
>> [laughter]
00:25:58
>> when you were going uh back and forth
00:26:00
that couple [laughter]
00:26:02
kid. I was like the permanent of a
00:26:04
drink.
00:26:06
>> Yeah.
00:26:07
Yeah,
00:26:08
>> she was pregnant. She was [laughter]
00:26:09
pregnant.
00:26:11
>> Did you think
00:26:14
I was trying to give him something
00:26:28
cigarettes?
00:26:37
Just don't know anymore. About what?
00:26:55
Just want to fall in love, you know. But
00:26:57
it's a it's a it's a it's deception,
00:26:59
isn't it? It's not real feelings.
00:27:03
[snorts] Never felt it before.
00:27:04
>> If it it dies eventually.
00:27:07
>> So do you. Doesn't mean you're not.
00:27:11
>> Maybe you're right.
00:27:20
[music]
00:27:29
>> [music]
00:27:33
[music]
00:27:35
>> Heat.
00:27:39
[music]
00:27:46
Heat.
00:27:52
Woo!
00:27:54
Yeah!
00:27:57
Woo!