THREE PREDICTIONS THAT WILL SHAKE THE WORLD

I brought to you three predictions. Fun, but horrifying predictions. Prediction number one is there will be a siege on New York City. Let's imagine if Trump gets a third term. Well, you would have a lot of pissed off people. What will happen is the cities that are democratic, they will refuse to pay taxes to the federal government, but they will also not welcome ICE federal agents into their cities, which creates conflict between local law enforcement and federal law enforcement. This would over time lead to the siege of New York City, where federal forces, along with possibly militias from other states, red states that favor Trump, they would try

to besiege New York City by cutting off the food supply and water supply. And this will be a conflict that could go on for years and years. >> What's prediction number two? >> If there is another 9/11 attack on the United States, I believe it will be an attack on the US financial infrastructure. 9/11 was an attempt to traumatize the American population into self-destructive violence. What would happen if one day all the money in your bank account has been wiped out, and they don't know when or how long it will take them to retrieve it? How would you feel? >> Concerned. >> I would say you would feel more than concerned. I would say you would feel a

lot of anger, anxiety, and frustration. >> But that must be hard to do. Surely taking out the financial infrastructure for everybody for a a long enough period of time where they start to feel real world consequences. >> Would you say 9/11 was hard to do? >> Yeah. >> I would say so as well. All I'm saying is if a 9/11 happens, it would not be against buildings, it would probably against the financial infrastructure of the United States, because that's what makes Americans most vulnerable, and therefore the most easily traumatized. My third prediction, Lionel Messi will become president of Argentina. >> Oh, wow. I wasn't expecting that.

>> Yeah, Argentina has recently demanded the return of the Falklands. Why are they so concerned about the Falklands? Knowing that Argentina and Israel have very strong relations, Argentina is welcoming Israeli investment and immigration. Right now, there's almost a civil war in Israel. Mizrahi Jews believe this war in the Middle East will usher in the end times and the coming Messiah, and secular Jews are like these people are insane. And so, the only way to resolve this conflict is by exporting secular Jews elsewhere. How do you get the people of Argentina to accept massive immigration into Argentina from Israel? The best way is to make Lionel Messi the president. The god of

Argentina becomes president, and Argentina reclaims the Falklands from the British.