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badf friends pod.com to see the bad friends overseas you two are bad friends who are these two idiots white dude I'm
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an Asian dude you two are disgusting you two are something we're bad friends what's up oh [ __ ] kicking old school wow wow I am scientist
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put your headphones on and we oh we're so we're doing sketches now put your headphones it's all oh it's all making
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sense this is a now I'm having fun ladies and gentlemen chilly chill is in the house yeah Jill with there it is
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right there and who am I who am I do you know who I am I am scientist from North Korea no well that it's that and a
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combination with that and drugstore June I'm the pharmacist yeah your favorite movie drugstore June pharmacist oh God guy look at this and the boys you know
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what they are Nick yeah well you're right you have the north you're G Park mhm he doesn't even know who that is that's the guy your mom likes yeah who are you no that's son U who are you Pete
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uh me no Pete uh me yeah you're the Pete oh oh that's me yeah my God Pete is back
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hey guys I missed you Pete what good what did you bring us Pete well uh for Bobby's birthday had my kids do some portraits of you in that uh blue bag over there yeah they drew some portraits
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of you let's get it out of the way real fast Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to happy birthday dear
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Robert happy birthday to you all right let's see the photos Okay photo number one ooh that's my son 5-year-old son Oh I thought it was a priest and The Exorcist
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wasn't yeah you mean yeah yeah you know that's what your 5-year-old son thinks Bobby looks like the priest of the
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fantastic fantastic and let's see the next one oh [ __ ] my three-year-old this is four in the
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morning Bobby let me see that's right now actually I I can't sleep doing wide eyes I can't sleep little wide-eyed Bobby yeah yeah all right who's the next one okay next my
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three-month-old oh wow he your three month is oh man no no I'm kidding I'm kidding he's a good guy and what's what's what a good guy what's the next he's a good guy I tried I tried to make
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oh this is Pete's this is this is you that's I tried to make yeah whoa right here what is this pretty pretty similar to the three-month old yeah pretty right on par yeah so thank you so much for
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these happy birthday happy birthday that's the present they worked really hard on that we all all right all right
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Rudy what did you get other than being chilly chill probably costume of the day chilly chill what did you get uh Bob for
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his birthday um okay he can open it give it to me I'll give it to are you sick by the way you sound sick she was a couple weeks ago oh that's nice nice bringing
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it here I'm not contagious she's not contagious promise yeah all you people all right so this is great and I can I
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can I can I just like okay I'm going to guess a candle no soap nope well kind of body wash no okay just
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open it okay all right fine oh oh Lums let me see what is that this is kind of cool dude this is for the bath dude show me is there a price tag no
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I oh that's nice this is bath salts you could smoke this you could smoke this and get ripped yeah so this right here is I don't know if you like it but I
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know you you really like perfume it's a cologne for men or women I don't know I just like the smell and I thought you'd like oh my that's a sweet that's a sweet gesture oh it's too dark to be good no
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this is I knew this going to be good oh [ __ ] how is it really good really let me pass it it's like it's musky I can kind
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of smell it from here yeah what what brand is it I don't know F fragr oh is it f frag yeah yeah F no has fragrances
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I really like it it does sorry my oh oh this is Pogo sto it's really good Pogo do you know
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this and then the next one because you you smoke a lot okay yeah you do yep we got to quit it's an as try [ __ ] amazing let's see can I say
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something to you whoa dude what what a great gift yeah honestly I have to give it um n out of 10 n out of 10 that was really good dude any gifts from the room
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up there you know what it was it was U thoughtful you thought about it you're not just getting me socks like Steve
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does my brother is that what he got you this year socks no but he'll just go hey happy birthday dud and give me like a pack of socks well you do like socks I
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know but still it's not thoughtful all right let's see what the boys got yeah okay so um go ahead Carlos you want to
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set it up mm yeah uh me Andre and mcon went to Echo Park we put it out there on Instagram to all the fans to come do a
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video for us and this is from us and the fans to you all real fans pulled up Taco park that's amazing yeah what Happy
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Birthday Bobby Happy Birthday Bobby thank you so much for making me laugh uh during my childhood on Matt TV Happy
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Birthday Bobby we love you happy Birthday Bobby you have put me through a lot of things and I'm so appreciative of
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you happy Birthday to my bisexual brother I'm sorry about everything on the road in 2023 yeah but it's almost
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2025 now so we can move past it all happy birthday I love you happy Birthday Bobby we love you so much we wanted to show how La loves you so we pull a call out and La answer happy birthday
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momy happy birthday to youy birthday dear B happy birthday to you La answer so funny that's so funny that's good well that's cool five
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people showed up they came in droves huh wow you had I guess that was hard to contain did the cops show up cuz that
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was too much of like a I mean the photo before though it looked like there was a lot of people yeah that one what's that
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that's a stock photo Park yeah stock image the wi didn't look good I thought that was I was like oh my this is cool no that was only five yeah okay what thank you for showing up to that God you
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guys really love to do that this to me we have a video from fancy too because he's not here today okay yeah he went
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somewhere sad that he's gone yeah Happy Birthday Bobby I'm sorry I'm not there celebrating with you but I doing something nobody else has ever done for you I took a plane last night and I'm
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here in the Springfield Ohio looking for your favorite treat happy birthday [Laughter] it's so topical it's so topical he's
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right on beat very good he's on beat that guy he doesn't miss yeah he's looking for cat mate well I got you I
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got you a gift uh thank you I I actually got something really special and custom made for you thank you uh you want to
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come here Ben I got you something real act look at me very special for you thank you man this my good friend Ben
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Baller came by whoa what's up Ben [ __ ] yeah homie Ben can you sit you want to sit in theat for two seconds dude dude you came all the way over here Ben
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I just landed from Chicago man he just landed wow and you came here for what not just this there's no way you came
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here for this he did he came here just for this why just mail it to me no n this can't be mailed this can't be oh
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wow Ben oh my god dude dude I'm dude I'm like today what a day well go ahead robow earlier and now Ben Baller what did Rob blow do for you you just talked to me for a second
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you but anyway no I'm just saying see running into people you're filled with joy right now pretty joyous your 53rd
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birthday this is great dude how old are you Ben [ __ ] I know he's older than me he is yeah how old are you Ben 51 [ __ ] D
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but look at how much better look you do look really good doesn't he yeah Rudy agrees you look really good for your age
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you think yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah hey cool it out cool it out relax cool it out that's enough of
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that pervert yeah Ben you're married right uh in the middle of a divorce and the kids are outside oh oh they are they're outside good okay thanks for bringing it up man sorry my my bad I
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even told you you'll find you'll find somebody no no I'm I'm good yeah yeah yeah no you're killing it you're killing no one's worried about him oh yeah but
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he's got he's got a special gift real fast okay what okay I I'm so dude already dude it might be better than
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hers I did something for you that you probably won't believe and I called him up I said I need a favor for you and I
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need you to help me out and so crass Knuckles please tell me do you want to show him what it is you want to show him little something little something just a
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little something from me to you nothing crazy but if there's one person to calls Ben Baller and I said Ben will get you
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something dope and he'll know what he wants and it'll be great well and I think this is your style why why you is
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it alive don't worry about it don't worry about it okay well I'll close my but I said you got to match Bob's style
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and he goes I know exactly how to match that guy's style I know what he wants I know what he how you spent we don't have to talk we we'll talk about it in a
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minute okay you can tell you could tell him after wait wow put it around his neck there's no [ __ ] head there's no way dude take off your headphones there's no way dude there's no way dude
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okay wait to how heavy this is you feel going have to wait God your head is [ __ ] huge no his head's not big It Go
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trust me I don't how big okay okay okay wow that's over a kilo gold that's a kilo of gold
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wow well here's here's why I said to Ben I know Korean culture big on Church we're trying to get you back
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into religion and it's a weird thing that you would give me though because I don't Let's cross I'm not I'm not a
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Christian I have to walk I to walk around with this and go hey first of all I mean know thank you I appreciate told me spirituality was important to you again yeah but not Christianity it could
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have been a a Buddha would I'm sorry it's 120 carrots I I understand the carrots and the and the gold and all that and what not I'm sorry no I'm sorry are you joking no you [ __ ] [ __ ] r with me what the [ __ ]
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I thought it would be cool I thought it's like when we you really don't like this you cool no it looks cool I'm just
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saying that I I it's like I'm not a Christian it's not it's more than that okay okay it's cool thank you first of
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all I mean a Buddha or what what even the like the Ying yangang maybe do you not like it no I really love it cuz this
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was not cheap no I love it no I'm serious how much was this tell him everything about the piece he's wearing
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around his neck yeah tell me everything about it looks beautiful though about 130 Kats there's uh actual Glacier blue diamonds
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on there it's over a kilo on gold what it's about $260,000 together you don't like it give it give give it back you got to give it back stop you
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don't like it you have to give it back no don't take it off I have to take it off I'm going to be so offended if you take it off I'm not kidding can I can I
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be I'm going to be [ __ ] pissed off or can I be completely honest with you right now can can I just cuz we're you're my friend I love you can I be
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completely honest with you and I Ben Bal I love your [ __ ] dude it's so beautiful right but can I be honest with you it's so
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heavy I can like feel it yank my neck for it's like it's so heavy well this can be exercise for you I know but it's like I like I have to literally well yeah you should stand up straight yeah yeah it's just it's like on me okay it's
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200 it's like a B conu on or whatever you don't like it I love it but why' you spend that much get me a
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car okay I'm sorry I'm super I love I love it he hand designed that we did for you
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I'm kid I'm playing it for comedy of course it's great you don't like it no that's that's hung made bro it's hung no
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of course I love it are you disrespecting the culture right now no I'm not no of course I love it but can I
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just for right now so I can perform can I take it off my neck no I get to keep it on the whole [ __ ] show yes I have
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to wear this all the time I spent 260 [ __ ] th000 on it I have to wear this every day like when I go to Hawaii
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tomorrow it's a I bought you a condo and I thought that I thought you'd be appreciative thank you so much dude what a [ __ ] pleasure what a beautiful
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present Cheeto to be fair yeah yeah in about 45 minutes he's need some Adil it it'll cut the circulation it's a kilo of gold what it might okay yeah yeah yeah Ben knows but still I feel like you're
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trying to kill me maybe yeah you know no so honestly can I talk to you just talk to me on the mic we're on the show talk to me on the mic we're on the show yeah oh maybe okay
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but can I maybe I have to cut this part out but why the [ __ ] sorry I don't even
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care he sent the wire yesterday or Friday he's paid he doesn't care it's over you spent that much money on this
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are you already your [ __ ] mind did this guy or did this guy not talking Sly about I better get him something extravagant unbelievable expensive over
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the top exactly I had to call my business manager and like move money from an a private [ __ ] account to get
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this done for you yeah but then yes what what the [ __ ] you think I have that money just like sitting
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somewhere I had to pull it out of my savings Ben Ben are you being offended right now or what are you doing you're do you're like do Yakuza [ __ ] thing
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like you're going to [ __ ] kill me he will [ __ ] kill you yeah with your legs no Namaste thank you so much very
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good I like it so what I'm saying to you is very be beautiful it what I'm saying what do you think
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Jules it's really cool but I feel like you would like die from it exactly thank you yeah thank you so dude I think you're being real so here's
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the deal dude okay I don't know can you get your money back you how about this you don't have to give me anything just take get your money back no dude you can't get your [ __ ] what are you talking about those that's it it's over
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it's done well I'm going to put this in a vault then there's no way I'm going cuz it's so expensive I'm going to put I'm going to put this in the vault
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you're not going to wear it out you don't even want to like show it to people that it's a thing that I got you if you wear that in Hawaii you will look
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like a [ __ ] G you'll be a king don't you want to walk around a king that you are you're saying that if I walk away
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walk around with this [ __ ] thing well can I see what it looks like underneath the shirt that's that's the whole point
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is to be on the shirt no no one knows it's there nobody knows see how bling his neck is right now yeah you're Iced Out on your neck it's beautiful oh really how about with no shirt yeah no shirt would be nice yeah no shirt would be
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really nice oh my God yeah so I'm just chilling on a beach look at what you look like I'm chilling on a beach dude are you married Bobby or no no this getting [ __ ] tomor bro just look real
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just look at what you look like holy [ __ ] yeah dude I look like a future monk or something you know mean like you know what I mean yeah yeah yeah yeah I I
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don't look normal okay yeah do me if I'm going to do this one last time for real if you
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don't like this piece yeah there I mean then what just tell me the consequences [Music] [Laughter] I'm being I'm trying to play it for
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comedy but I I think you're being real and I I want to be completely honest with you thank you so much but it's a little too much like what I bought you
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was a couple of grand of little Nick knickknacks right you $250,000 is so stupid 260 yeah
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260 I know but I'm just saying that I think but how about this then no yes I'll keep it I'll put I'm going to buy a vault and I'll stick it in the vault do you have a safe at your house or
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anything I do okay but I'm going to get a better Vault cuz I don't have anything that's worth this much can you tell him
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how hard is his shining from across the room I mean look at how beautiful okay it looks shiny is that what you're saying so Ben
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Ben are you telling me that and I swear to [ __ ] God dude I don't want to threaten you CU you very you look like
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you you know some people so I wouldn't never start he is the people I I know but look at how what he's doing right
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now I don't know what are you doing right now dude chill you're eyeing me down dude I appreciate it but what I'm
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saying is that I will bring this to Hawaii and I'll wear it every [ __ ] day but I'm telling you right now I feel
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like I'm going to get stars in a weird and also somebody going to jack me no they're not yeah they're going to be
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like that godamn that's 90 Kat whatever and then I'm going to be like no it's not it's
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plastic right and then they're like yank it out you you what's wrong dude I'm sorry you're a very Craftsman I know you're killing it all
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right so um can I go or do I I go I appreciate you thank you so much I love you I'll text you in a little bit it's really nice to nice meeting I'll text you in a
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iPhone is this yours yeah it is okay I'd rather have that no God it looks so good all right
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all right take care I'll I'll talk to you in a little bit all right dog what no please don't take it off no no I'm serious don't don't don't don't
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chemical seriously I your mind I don't care if you and I are married when you walked in the door and you asked me and you were like why I don't care if we're married and we're lovers and we live for
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40 years together you don't give somebody a $260,000 gift for no reason no but there's a reason what is the
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reason and then why would you give me this symbol because a bad friends yeah you know what I mean first of all Ben Ben was like Ben was like in the Korean culture cuz because God has so much
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movement I want God to move through Bobby and I said what was the piece that you you think of make he said I want to
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make a dope ass cross like old school hip-hop cross and I said that's so sick and he goes does he like color blue I
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said he loves the color blue and he goes I'm icing I don't actually no no I I feel like you don't know who I am color
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blue is not my favorite color no I didn't say favorite but you like the color blue I like it's like top 10 but
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it's like not even the top five okay I'll take top 10 you know I mean six yeah yeah six is and then it's also like
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I don't know about the carrots well it's so shiny and stuff but it's like are these real diamonds there's no way there's real diamonds what are they
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dude how much was this $20 oh oh you know what I know you so well I know when you're frustrated and I know when you get mad and that's what you're doing right now so so what I'm
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so what I'm doing is thanks dud what a wow and then you know here's another here's another problem I have with this now we're going to one up each
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other so what do I have to get you next a Maserati MH that's more than a Maserati
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yeah yeah yeah yeah two I mean that's my point right here's a yacht and all of a sudden I have I have no money mhm I'll
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have no money dude and then all of a sudden we're broke dude we're like those two guys from Trading
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Spaces you know what we're like what you know what we're actually like what are we like two bears one slave that's
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right that's right wow that's crazy thanks a lot dude oh hey buddy what Dax Flames here Dax is here oh man holy [ __ ] D thank you so
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much Dax Dax are you uh get sit down at or do you got to go uh what should I do do you have to go what do you mean
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asked you to sit down when what should I do nice hi nice to meet you yeah Dax are
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you uh well how did you know or did you uh you got me a high ho cheeseburger I heard that you like burgers yeah and you
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got me a highend a high-end one probably one of the best ones in La you know that's classy okay check this out yeah
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ask Dax Dax do you like his chain I got him a chain for his birthday yeah yeah do you not do you do like it or no
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uh I like it yeah would you wear it I wouldn't wear it yeah wait a minute that's no wait stop thank you DX do you are you shirtless
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just for your birthday like no no no yes no he's trying to emphasize the chain yeah I'm going to take to put the shirt back on and no no please off please it looks so much better off okay
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so Dax um this was Andrew's present okay nice yeah and now can I just say something but Bud sure it hurts my neck so bad oh yeah maybe with the shirt on it'll be a little cushiony yeah no I'm
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just saying the weight of it is kind of pushing my [ __ ] neck forward and it kind of hurts it's very heavy just sit straight
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sit straight up there you go okay but so Dax if you got this you wouldn't wear it I would wear it in front of the person who gave it to me right and then what would you do when you got home with
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this maybe just send them a text thank you and I'm enjoying it okay then what would you do with it though give it to someone who like would wear it more this is
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$260,000 who that's what I'm saying yeah you know so then would you give it to a friend or no or would you put it in a safe I would sell it um and just use the money on
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something you like oh that's true that's so good i' prefer you to not do that yeah I'm going to do that it's what what
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what do you care that will end our friendship if you do that you bought me a beautiful 200 that's what it's
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supposed to be you don't sell it and then take the money do something else with it yeah I want to buy other things with it like something that I need like
00:28:04
a car you know that my car got total you have the money for that they gave you money from the insurance I know but
00:28:10
maybe you could have got me a car instead of this thing that I'm not something I'm not going to [ __ ] wear this is think about what you're doing
00:28:16
dude why would you ask Ben Baller [ __ ] Chinese Mafia to come over here you know I mean with this [ __ ] glare
00:28:22
and then do this to me he's not Chinese whatever he is what is he he's Korean yeah yeah yeah okay's so hot Rudy what
00:28:31
he's so hot yeah he is pretty hot you think he's a hot guy yeah you better watch your mouth watch your [ __ ] mouth 50 something yeah yeah he looks
00:28:38
good for 50 something huh cool he's so cool okay so he's 50 something and then what you going to say about you guys
00:28:45
are yeah sorry I'm sorry I'm getting stepped on today I thought it was a you guys are what um like okay and Ben is like
00:28:59
high up so Ben's a hot guy and we're losers not losers just okay ugly no okay okay or okay A Y okay or okay A Y okay
00:29:12
okay okay Ben like okay okay okay okay he's okay okay okay okay okay yeah I get it so Dax thanks for stopping by and get when did you get the cheeseburger just a moment ago really can I open it may I
00:29:26
yeah go ahead okay when did you get the cheeseburger yesterday what do you think what he got it today well I don't know
00:29:31
how some of you guys work sometimes you guys will get me a cheeseburger from yesterday never have we ever never done yeah but for hours ago whatever you've
00:29:39
done that before hours ago it's been delivered 15 minutes before you're here but he went and got this for your
00:29:45
birthday really thank you so much he also wanted to sing you happy birthday while you took a bite so will you hold on will you take a bite and you sing Dex
00:29:51
you said you had a special version of Happy Birthday for him yeah so go ahead while you take a bite so wait wait until
00:29:56
I grab it I'm sorry can I just said something really appreciate it pretty cold though huh is it cold e yeah when honestly when
00:30:07
did you get this uh maybe 35 minutes ago okay that's that's not bad not bad all right here we go go ahead and go happy birthday to you happy birthday to you
00:30:18
happy birthday dear Bobby happy birthday to you and there's a little card for you as
00:30:25
well I thought that was the rendition I thought that was happy Bobby day to you happy Bobby Day
00:30:30
to you change going to change the words and tun a little bit all right let's not
00:30:35
eat let's read the card let's read the card I'll eat this later Ben thank you so much ben you still got Ben on your mind yeah
00:30:43
Ben's still on my mind sorry Ben Baller stole my mind do you know Ben Baller did you meet him on the way out he's incredible and Rudy thinks he's really
00:30:50
hot he's a very handsome cool dude he's the man he looks handsome he is he very much is
00:30:58
oh a card what does it say can no no you may not well let him read it I memorized it that's how short
00:31:10
it was what did it say keep up the good work well that's true isn't it no there's no DXs nothing well you know who
00:31:17
gave it to you he just gave it to you it doesn't matter like when I 20 years from now cuz I I keep these in a [ __ ] box
00:31:22
maybe he'll sign it for you and for memories I'll and no [ __ ] off hey what no I'm sorry this this is [ __ ] my
00:31:29
neck hurts so what grow up all right you're 53 [ __ ] you man [ __ ] you sorry is that me yeah I'm me the wrong one all right all right sorry M
00:31:41
thank you so much Dax for sure Dex thank you man this was than I appreciate him thank you Dex thank you so much we'll see you later buddy thanks
00:31:52
a lot man bye dude thanks Dax very nice what a sweet sweet guy guy like honestly honestly Rudy Rudy has something to tell us what you [ __ ]
00:32:03
know don't play dumb don't you dare play dumb with me that's so goodby look good or no oh hold on I'm G try to see if I can get it no that's gonna hurt dude no it won't yeah sticky
00:32:18
hold on can I have this no no why do you want to take that home cuz I because I need to shave you that's for that's man
00:32:32
that's for men it's better CU it's that woman escaped I know but men's Raves ravers R razors is usually usually better for why why I don't know they
00:32:44
make it better for men why would they make it better for us than for you guys it doesn't make any sense I don't know
00:32:49
cuz isn't the same cuz sometimes I'll go on the road I'll use a woman shaver on my Tui you do on your T yeah they say
00:32:55
men's razors are better more sensitive for sure I have a little gripe can I tell a little gripe or no please I I
00:33:01
enjoy I thank you so much for your um happy birthday messages on Instagram but you know next time you do that you don't
00:33:08
have to throw in a fun fact give us some fun facts so today I get happy birthday buddy by the way Pat Marita you're older
00:33:16
now than Pat Marita was when he did Karate Kid Wow when he was wow you are right it's insane and then guess what two hours later I bought
00:33:27
a bonsai tree wow Pat Marita during car how old was Pat Marita when he did 52 yeah you're 53 I'm 53 so you're older than Mr Miyagi dude I'm older than Mr Miyagi in
00:33:40
that movie wow isn't that crazy that's beautiful is no I don't like that [ __ ] I
00:33:45
love that because look at look at how much younger you look than he looks I that's a compliment oh no you look the
00:33:50
same never mind you look the same pretty good let me hear you say wax on wax off wax on wax off no what he how do he say
00:33:57
really go for it kind of play it out play it out I don't even know what you mean your notes play it out oh play it out
00:34:10
mhm bring up the wax on wax off scene please yeah bring up the wax on wax off scene please
00:34:16
okay I think I'm doing it way too much I think I think his is more understand subtle his is more low here it is I'm what have you seen this movie godamn slave is what you have to watch this
00:34:29
movie what are you doing what are you doing dude that was literally so very good Karate Kid dude that's how you learn M by Manuel Liber I feel like the
00:34:42
Jackie Chan version is better oh my God oh my God what oh my God I just what do you mean what do you mean what do we mean what do you mean what the [ __ ] do you mean that that movie is so good no
00:34:57
oh my God have you seen it have you seen it I've seen it it's with Jaden Smith yeah no no Ralph machio my guy Ral machio guy I even cried at the end you
00:35:07
would oh why cuz there's black people in it he won he won yeah so did [ __ ] Ral
00:35:15
maio no this is better no you haven't even seen Karate Kid to say that this is better did Jaden do the crane yeah he
00:35:22
did it did a great job it's impressive yeah it's actually honestly it's actually a really good movie it is but
00:35:27
yeah yeah don't do that to Pat Marita not on his birthday okay not on his birthday yeah yeah but I never saw this
00:35:33
version did you yeah it's pretty good it is pretty good yeah it's very good it's actually very good it is okay well Jackie is incredible yeah Jaden is
00:35:41
phenomenal he's a he's you know he's the child of a of an ego manigal sociopathic Maniac so he of course is going to be a
00:35:47
good actor yeah yeah it's like what are we talking about guy's incredible wow the kid the whole family he breeds
00:35:53
Talent all these kids have talent all of them that's amazing what does it see on the hill cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap
00:36:00
let me see zoom in oh it's written in this way to dog Hill oh is this in Springfield wow wow it's interesting I think it's I think you should watch it you'd like it do you think Koreans got
00:36:17
offended by this Haitian stuff we the one to eat the dog do you think or not that is a thing
00:36:24
that's our thing that's us yeah don't take credit for dog yeah so I so I I I'm going to watch that movie then you should okay it's actually really good what do you have to announce to Tito on his birthday you told me before the show
00:36:35
you wanted to ask tell them something tell tell them what it is go ahead um that I just wanted to say that I appreciate you I see you as like a
00:36:48
father figure I think you've you've um you've always been there for me you're very supportive and I think yeah you're just I love
00:37:07
you I mean coming from her that's huge that's the best I believe it love she said I love you go ahead Carlos me you want me to say something way to go mcon go ahead and do try it
00:37:20
again yeah I I don't think you know what you're doing what's happening he's jerking it it's the way the arrow go I I think it's a l dude that's your guy that's my guy
00:37:34
that's your guy that's my guy yeah yeah wow here here's the best part hey [ __ ]
00:37:41
here's the best part you [ __ ] well Carlos said because Carlos has to clean that up that's the best part yeah happy
00:37:47
birthday thank you man anyone want anyone else have a speech oh I have one okay go ahead Bob
00:37:56
I've met you like 14 years ago and you were one of the only people in Hollywood or my life that's ever just been consistent and I just want to say
00:38:08
thank you thank and I've always looked up to you and thank you bud you're the man thank you
00:38:17
bud you got me some uh through some of the toughest times in my life back when I was FedEx driving during the pandemic
00:38:24
didn't know where I was going what I was this is before I met you yeah but Paris socially he's saying he was a
00:38:30
fan peris socially okay been a fan okay um and then through you through tigerbelly I heard about Brandon durmer
00:38:37
got a lot of my first jobs through there and then also you were nice enough to talk to me that one night at The Comedy
00:38:44
Store and I was so happy you did I walked three miles home to my apartment in central Hollywood CU I couldn't
00:38:51
believe that you talked to me and you were nice and and I was so nervous I was stumbling over my words and you said
00:38:56
slow down it's okay okay let's take a seat we sat down and we talked you gave me your number and I couldn't believe I
00:39:03
was calling it the front patio was calling everyone I from patio yeah I remember unbelievable and then uh I just
00:39:10
I I always look back a l you're doing too much stop that's God God damn dude I love you yeah all right Pete Bobby I've been a fan of yours since so let's get
00:39:23
back on the show kind continue the show just that's not real but anyway um let's go back the show Jules D he already did
00:39:29
it what's going on in your life yeah what's going on well in class we made fruit flies drunk and I learned that they don't have any lungs so they just breathe through
00:39:42
their skin we're trying to get you citizenship we're paying for a citizenship this is insane you're
00:39:48
getting [ __ ] food flies drunk drunk wait why to find out what just to find out if um I don't know doing they're doing research and we're doing the that
00:40:00
kind of procedure for the flies and she's already becoming a nurse look at that start with the
00:40:07
insects researchers suggest that alcohol stimulates the fly's brains as a reward in a similar way to sexual Conquest the
00:40:13
work points to a brain chemical called neuropeptide f which seems to be regulated by the fly's Behavior mhm
00:40:19
something with the brain yeah I just read it yeah yeah Jesus Christ just read it
00:40:25
you're in school uh-huh I I thought you were done didn't we think you were done no next year next year you're done you
00:40:32
know I rewatched some of the Paranormal Activity movies oh wow you wanted to creep yourself out a little bit do you see no you've never seen paranormal Paranormal Activity I have but I haven't
00:40:44
seen anything recently no they like the first two sure the original ones yeah have you seen it they're like 20 years
00:40:49
old oh yeah yeah from 2019 uh 2009 yeah I'm just saying they're good no they're very good I'm just saying you're talking about like it's in the theater now I know I know but what I'm saying is is that that's the a horror movie where
00:41:01
when you do watch it alone and you actually go to bed yep any Creek anything is it gets you it gets you more
00:41:07
than the the modern [ __ ] doesn't get me more no that Paranormal Activity got me got me good have you seen it no it's
00:41:13
incredible yeah but my question is I this old it's an old movie but that guy Micah do you remember Mah in it oh no what what do you what what no what do
00:41:25
you want I'm just I have a question yeah I want to I'm waiting that guy so he's the husband of that first in the first
00:41:30
movie yeah he leave I leave right you leave you can't that's your no you leave you can't yeah dude you don't break up things that are so good look at this you stay if you and
00:41:44
I even when it's hard if you and I were camping mhm go and there was a ghostly presence in the forest yeah okay and I
00:41:51
go you know when to do an experiment and you're telling me and you're [ __ ] telling me Oh yes ever since there was a
00:41:56
baby a ghost has been [ __ ] haunting me yeah right and then I go I have some baking
00:42:02
powder out of nowhere sure just have some in my trunk just in case right so I did an experiment at 3:00 in the morning
00:42:08
I put baking powder outside our [ __ ] tent the next morning if we saw ghostly footsteps on that baking powder you'll
00:42:13
never see no more bad friends that's it yeah it's just friend just Friend by yourself old friend yeah yeah because
00:42:20
there's no way anyway is this real like yes yeah it's real what do you mean I don't know anything
00:42:32
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manscape.com yeah you've never seen paranormal activity no how not why not dude such a good movie it's such a [ __ ] good movie dude I watched the David Chase documentary about Sopranos oh my god did you see Chim
00:45:22
crazy oh my we watched it together on the plane what are you talking about watching it do you see chimp crazy I
00:45:28
want to see that I haven't seen it oh my God chimp crazy is so good DaNell Donell
00:45:33
Rawlings wow good to see you what's up what's up what's up you don't want to wish you want to wish Bob a happy birthday what's up de before we even start yeah I just want to say yeah Diddy
00:45:48
is not my boy yes he is I'm just be clear Kim Jung is not your boy and uh Diddy Shan puppy K Shan John is not my boy have you met him before yes I have
00:46:02
met him before pictures of Donell Rollings and P Diddy together they're on the internet let see what's on the
00:46:07
internet uhoh uh some to the island who whoa oh where where there's got to be photos of them together boys yeah zoom in zoom in oh wow there's the dogs just be okay first off okay what do we got
00:46:20
here Photoshop that's not Photoshop that's 100% you that's you that's not me that's you partying in St Bart
00:46:27
with Diddy okay well it wasn't Diddy Diddy was the freak I was with Shan Coles oh sorry about
00:46:33
that with Shawn coms that that was a very good night cut to iiz half people on there's Dave interesting that this would take place also on an island is that Tiger Woods no that's not Tiger
00:46:47
Woods that's so funny to say that is that Magic Johnson yep that's Magic Johnson the left no it's not Magic Johnson the fact that y'all think
00:46:53
everybody looks like no first of all that's Magic Johnson on the left no it's not it's all Chris Spencer yeah that's what it looks like French Montana Serena Williams no is that okay the kid from
00:47:07
blackish oh God hold on let me guess honestly tell us who that no no let us guess okay okay Dave
00:47:13
Chappelle uh uh Sean comes Russell Simmons let me guess okay okay uh that guy on the far left is Bo Diddley above B is The Invisible Man
00:47:27
from the book that's invisible man right next to him is Whitey Ford yeah and next to me is a bottle of uh baby
00:47:40
oil one of the thousand one of the 10,000 bottles of baby do you remember that night though big I yeah I I faded I
00:47:48
was close to being faded but the thing about it was I just did a podcast a while ago and I say you know it's hard
00:47:53
like it's when when someone you know gets in trouble you you have mixed feelings because you have a relationship
00:47:59
different from what the media and I know as crazy as it may sound this is something that he did he
00:48:05
does every like CH during the Christmas break and it's a very very family family
00:48:10
oriented Retreat yeah I know it m may sound crazy but that day was a great day it was filled with candy canes and
00:48:17
popcorn and all the festive things that people like for the holiday candy canes huh but I will say Cy I I don't like
00:48:24
candy canes I left that party at a reasonable hour a right and I tell people all the time puffy throws the best party but you got to leave before 4 Co in the morning 4:00 4:00 it's going
00:48:37
to go crazy yeah can I say something you have the same disease Gary Oldman had H Gary Coleman had I don't have a okay all
00:48:45
right d this is take take this take this the right way yeah yeah I have never in
00:48:51
my life seen a black person with a candy cane I mean that in my entire life me either because I bet you can't even
00:48:57
Google black guy with candy cane I'll tell you this there's two candy canes that black people [ __ ] with oh [ __ ] the
00:49:04
colors all the colors all the color when we [ __ ] with them but the peppermint there's a candy can right there dude I've seen that who's that what who is
00:49:11
that I've never had a candy can that's the Dell's Uncle I never had is this you no that's not that was in your Instagram
00:49:16
slides no it was so how what what kind of conspiracy is that yeah when he comes in we're just
00:49:23
going to [ __ ] on the fact that we all connected a week ago we were it was was a Love Fest and we had a good time we
00:49:28
hugged up each other and everything now it's back to like okay okay D we're done we're done what did we learn about what
00:49:34
did we learned about each other last week uh we learned that I'm consistent with not liking
00:49:40
you and I thought that was just reserve for Hollywood but it works in the midwest anywhere that you show up you
00:49:46
are an [ __ ] the funny thing about it is people say this is I don't know if this is white culture or whatever and
00:49:52
I'm not going to make everything rice race but it's just he said rice not going to make everything
00:49:59
right sorry yeah sorry but you know um I'm not a fan of yours yeah I'll tell you what I'll tell you what I'm not I'll tell you what I'm not a fan of what's that if I may your feet yeah you don't know anything about
00:50:12
me yeah I saw your feet you you don't know anything about my feet that whole day you know what I call The Black Arrow
00:50:18
this talking because his his foot is like an arrow I got something for you since you're talking about socks he got
00:50:23
socks because I found out that I here you go what color do you want you only have have options now all right you
00:50:30
don't have any options but speaking of feet uh this is what I do to protect innocence of my feet right and what did
00:50:37
you learn about my feet they they're they're they're they're they're shaped in an unusual way they're like an arrow
00:50:42
yeah very girthy and long no and skin I know you're not familiar with that oh boy I'm just saying we're
00:50:50
going to do it B let's just do it well not do doing what dude all right you come on to my podcast I'm not doing anything I'm like welcome you talking
00:50:57
about my dick dog no I'm not talking about that I'm talking to lack of that's that's you know people can speculate whatever they want you go on record it's it's his birthday let's be nice my
00:51:09
birthday thanks man I got I got him a nice gift you like the gift I gave him what a chain did you bring a chain in
00:51:16
just because I was going to be here insane to think that that's nice so I knew that he was going to have that Twisted [ __ ] thinking no I thought he was like this oh Dona thing this is real
00:51:27
hip and cool wait a minute and you dressed like a doctor what is the what are you let's not talk about clothing over here okay let's talk about let's
00:51:33
not talk about it no you got a doctor that's a doctor's dress yeah we're look and look at how she's dressed it's for his birthday we're playing his famous
00:51:39
roles in movies she's chilly chill right there and I'm in his favorite alltime movie The Banger that is drugstore June
00:51:46
okay see I didn't know that this some history I didn't know I thank you for bringing me but I bought him this chain from Ben Baller ah had to the 260 Grand
00:51:53
dog that's friendship right there how long before you sell it see that's what I said huh yeah now let
00:51:59
me ask you something is is it something that you would do what give somebody a chain no no sell it if somebody gave you
00:52:06
a $260,000 uh chain would you sell it it all depends who gifted me if they gave it I would definitely sell it I don't
00:52:12
want any memories I don't she slammed you too dude no I don't want she comes in here
00:52:17
with [ __ ] this is what he does to me all the time yeah what the [ __ ] is your problem you ask me last week I go yo man I'm going to be in town dog can I do
00:52:23
your podcast I go yeah you're welcome and you come here and you [ __ ] do this impression to me what that was a
00:52:28
horrible imp yo dog why you had to do all that you now if I would have been like this you was like this you can't go do
00:52:35
theal that you can't do the I didn't do that when I saw you I did roll up till you s I'm playing Kung Fu Fighting you did I thought that was in his car yeah yeah I thought that was
00:52:48
a good so I saw your toes um didn't like them and then they got mant I got man no
00:52:54
honestly they're not I don't do p Rous yeah so then we did the show yeah very funny and then um what what did I do to you on stage do you remember I don't
00:53:06
yeah I tackled you a little bit I don't remember that what did he show you he showed you something on stage no he
00:53:12
didn't yes I did yeah I did what you commented about it the whole time the inside of my butth hole you know
00:53:20
what damn you know how something sounds like it's a good idea you start you like this man I to I [ __ ] up and you stared a little too
00:53:32
long dog I didn't what I did tell you he went like this huh huh yeah yeah you did that I didn't tell you I said that what
00:53:38
I did tell you was that uh black people are one of the races to still hold tight to being homophobic and with that said
00:53:45
you cross the road to me every time you Tred to get close to me and I told you to get the [ __ ] away from me but you're used to people being aggressive towards
00:53:52
you being negative so that wasn't anything that just made you more excited about being an [ __ ] right but this
00:53:58
podcast is not going to be about my disdain toward you good all right what do you mean man
00:54:05
it's going to be about a bond yeah good there was a [ __ ] Bond and I'll tell you another thing Chachi
00:54:13
okay go ahead I'm just kind of make yeah this is what so this is the truth you want to hear the truth yeah I got the truth dog give it to me baby okay you want me to preach preach
00:54:27
what's the truth the truth is this mhm player okay you and I got booked on let me talk dog you and I got both got booked on a TV show right we did bir cry sh the
00:54:38
cabin you weren't the First Choice you yeah yeah yeah yeah let me can I tell the story default okay go
00:54:44
ahead yeah can I tell the story you thought you were going to do the show with Bill Burr right you woke up that morning what excited about Bill Bird
00:54:52
about Bill Bird right yeah no not excited about Bill Bird excited about the history and what I was were told
00:54:57
about these shows this is going to be a show where you go out in the woods and you bond with your boys you have great conversations I didn't know it was going
00:55:04
to be a show that invited a person like Bobby or would be excited about Bobby getting there and when I was there cuz I
00:55:09
hadn't talked to bill in a while yeah and when I this is what this was what my response was I looked at the trailers
00:55:16
and I was like where's Bill's trailer right then I looked and it was a and he didn't have a plaque it was a piece of
00:55:21
tape they just wrote his name right that's when you know the person wasn't supposed to be there and
00:55:27
and I saw it and I said Bobby and I said [ __ ] yeah yeah and I was like he's going
00:55:33
to be naked yeah I knew it no it wasn't not one time one time it it it took away
00:55:40
from like what the show I thought it was I was like it's one of those shows and sure enough soon as I walk in the joint
00:55:45
this naked ass that's I'm so offended by bring up the picture of Bobby naked in the cabin on Netflix I'm so offended
00:55:53
that you would even say something like this are you yeah yeah I'm so off were naked on the cabin on no no no no no no
00:55:58
no on a bare skin rug not bare skin no no skin what are you guys doing I mean bring up the photo there's a
00:56:04
photo but naked right there with Bert oh this is what I W walked into right yeah
00:56:10
so but and this is what Bill no no I'm sorry could I may I say something he got naked first right he got netive first
00:56:22
and what are you doing guys we're not watching the show H out with you guys oh yeah there we go 10 seconds on set 10 seconds you got there this I
00:56:33
asked politely did I not did you hear me ask politely thank you oh Street red gone yeah is that not a joyous occasion for you it was for me did you okay did
00:56:46
you not think that we did good together good chemistry um I think that there was a part of the show that we had good
00:56:52
chemistry other than that I just wanted to get the [ __ ] out of there no can I just say this I I promise you this I I I I guarantee you if you did that with
00:56:59
Bill our still would have done better we wasn't we wasn't doing we wasn't doing that at all you do that you're
00:57:05
comfortable you want to do it and that's that's I sense that you want to do you want to do it you [ __ ] want to do it
00:57:11
and you're too afraid to say yes and I'm saying you're going to get there you're you com well I I comfortable exposing a
00:57:19
body looks like old man and a baby in the same person here it goes how you shap it goes how are you shap old man
00:57:27
dude give me Aug dude it's my birthday dog peace honestly dude yo honestly dude give me a hug give him a hug Dell a hug you smell good to
00:57:39
like Cuban cigars all right no no thank you Donell thank you Donell very good very good so don
00:57:56
I gotta take this off it's so heavy take take it off yeah yeah be careful taking it off I can't believe I'm here Ben
00:58:02
Baller was in here before you got here gave oh yeah he just gave me that and then you just gifted him so it wasn't like a gift I didn't give him that [ __ ]
00:58:08
that's $260,000 that's real for real it's yours you didn't give it to him I didn't give him [ __ ] I know that's going
00:58:13
right back to Ben that [ __ ] was all fake oh yeah oh [ __ ] yeah I thought that was my big gift and it was he thought that
00:58:18
was his big gift and I 100% we 100% had I was you know dude okay let's go back to real you do have a real gift coming no D Honestly though dude hold on hold on put your [ __ ] on go
00:58:29
ahead I want I want to be real with you I'm I'm my bad I'm sorry and I'll never going to do that again you will I won't you will I won't it's in your nature I've never done anything like
00:58:41
that to you ever I've only shown you love and respect since I've known you and secondly dude I literally um you're
00:58:47
like one of the few guys I think in the country where I just wouldn't want to follow on stage yeah thank you that's why we made him close you're a [ __ ]
00:58:58
Destroyer dude you really are and I you are equally yeah and I and let me just get this off my chest all right I honestly only feel pure respect and love for you dude
00:59:11
and when and you know it's like I think I sense certain things like a sexuality or an energy but I know I know but I'm
00:59:17
probably reading it wrong I'm probably hly I could do it I'm Sor I I do see that with you I think I'm reading it I think I'm reading it wrong might not be you know mean cuz I'm usually right so I
00:59:28
feel a a sexual tension but I only ignore it I'll bypass it welcome to the show we will honestly we will never do
00:59:36
that again we'll never hug and it wasn't a we it was a you I didn't participate with that right all right it wasn't a we
00:59:43
it was it was it was a you that's what he's saying it wasn't reciprocated he was bummed about it that's right exactly thank you so much dud yeah it's not it's
00:59:49
his birthday it's not it's a two-way street yeah it's it is a two-way street friendship what can you do for your
00:59:54
birthday that you haven't already did to embarrass yourself and ruin your career how do you what do you mean what do you mean how do how do you celebrate yeah you done everything despicable
01:00:10
everything you canc but I've done some you celebrate during your birthday he's never [ __ ] a guy yeah
01:00:18
that's true yeah yeah thank you so much well you didn't have to [ __ ] guy but if you got [ __ ] by the guy that's the
01:00:23
same as [ __ ] with it's in the same boat you know what I'm saying no I didn't [ __ ] him he just
01:00:31
[ __ ] me I still gangster give me my charm back please give him that charm back that's the only thing that's going to keep him together so anyway yeah um I mean what I mean what is it that scares
01:00:43
you about flesh and flesh yeah flesh and my flesh is what scary oh you know I've
01:00:49
I've here's another interesting thing you did last week cuz we Andre and I were in Springfield Ohio Yellow Springs
01:00:55
you were Yellow Springs neighborhood hanging out all night right and late at night I swear to God and you you if you
01:01:02
don't admit this I'm going to lose my [ __ ] mind all right you're going to do what I'll lose my mind again yes
01:01:11
okay yeah I just want to be clear you turn to me right we're close to no just stop stop stop [ __ ] stop okay sorry I got it's okay it's your birthday it's my
01:01:23
birthday yeah you go nuts thank you guys all right you with your little beautiful eyes you looked at me and you go yo dog
01:01:29
I yeah I would say you have you have beautiful eyes but I can't see [Music] them I mean if we're going to do it
01:01:35
let's just do it Bobby all right wake up wake up there is still sleep you look at me and you go yo man come to my house let me cook you
01:01:48
something no yeah you did yeah you did that's not what I said this is what you said Bobby yeah and I
01:01:55
said you no I don't have my Lu I don't have my Lube on me Shut the [ __ ] up on your birthday yeah how about that that's
01:02:01
the gayest thing I've ever heard no what I said 3: in the morning come to my house let me make you some fish dog well
01:02:08
and I'm like did you not say that did you not say that did you not I'm going to let you do you I'm going to let you
01:02:14
calm down I'm going respect the fact your birthday this is what I said okay sorry too much no this is what I said keep going you said Danel where is it a
01:02:21
good place to get some food in Yellow Springs I said at my house and you said first this what you said you said I
01:02:26
don't want your Fried Chicken your collard greens or your chiplin he did not say that yes he did he said no he said P I don't want pigs feet he said I
01:02:32
don't want P that's pig feet yeah he said I don't want pig's feet yeah I don't want grits or okra that's all he said or Jammy Jam he doesn't want jamm
01:02:39
jam I don't like your Jammy Jam after he started talking to people in town he realized that there's one thing it's a cool town but it's not good it's not
01:02:46
known for its food space and what I was doing was I wanted to offer that to you because I like cooking for people when they come in it was 3:00 in the morning
01:02:53
you said come you I I don't see it that way you said come over right now to my house now do now M right and I go wow
01:03:00
it's 3:00 in the morning in my mind you're like let me cook you up something now to me from where I'm from dog right
01:03:06
you would have jumped you where you from you would yo where you from if I would invited you over it is right where you from exactly that's where it's from
01:03:17
that's ex that's where it's that's where it is that's where it is where from where you're from you would have jumped on the opportunity to come to my crib no
01:03:25
I would have Lov to see where you live yeah I wish we went over to your house we weren't there long enough yeah but I
01:03:30
I I invited you and you we were there for 3 in the morning a little weird we there for 17 hours yeah right and I
01:03:36
couldn't get an hour of your time David David had most of our time yeah okay good that's not my fault right I tried I know you did I thought it was a good experience and I was excited to see you
01:03:48
guys hanging out it was a good I thought that was a really fun week and I'll be honest I mean what did I do in the car
01:03:53
Bob started crying we were leaving the Sha shed The Shack The Shack we leaving the shack where we we're all hanging out
01:03:59
with uh our beloved Dave Chappelle and uh beloved what the [ __ ] is that that's good it we do Bel him we him I him and
01:04:07
we were riding home after hanging with you and the family and Talib quali and then then he turned to me and he said you know what and he just started balling he just started crying in the
01:04:18
car I'm my hand to God of God it was like I'm just getting really emotional this was such a wonderful day a great
01:04:24
moment in my life it was really really really nice he goes I I just really wish I really really wish that I really wish Donell wasn't there
01:04:35
yeah and I could agree with that and he started crying and I said I wish Donell wasn't there either and she and it hit
01:04:41
me in my Jess and I said why did D show up I know because no because honestly cuz honestly when I saw your [ __ ]
01:04:52
crooked feet I saw your turkey Ry freak right it was like it was like like that right stick it out like that right I go I wish I hadn't seen
01:05:02
that cuz it gave me PTSD and I have to do [ __ ] trauma work on it cuz those are [ __ ] nasty I know I know when I
01:05:09
when I when I would I would I would I I yeah yeah he did did want to say this yeah when we did birck R show I heard about the stereotypes of Asian on he looking [ __ ]
01:05:28
right and I I thought that I would be in a situation where I saw or was close to an asent
01:05:44
penis and then I said to myself and I didn't think about it and I said this is why they like anal so much the only place that it fits and you
01:05:55
no it's there you know what he did really cry in the car I did really did cry in the car
01:06:06
we got emotional it was such a beautiful day with you we had a lovely we had a beautiful day and you went on stage and
01:06:12
you I didn't think that I'm so sorry hold on I'm sorry give him a minute yeah give me a we'll give you a minute dude give you a minute what's going on oh we got to
01:06:25
leave why is it why why now he said there's no better time than now wow Donell look at this this is from Donell I love Hogwarts no say thank you
01:06:36
to he did this did you really make this um you brought this if a penis pops out no I didn't and I know what you're
01:06:42
twisting for before you even open that box if this is a trick or no it's not a trick Bud
01:06:48
trick who wow that's not one of the greatest cakes you've ever seen I mean what I'm listen to the song oh sorry [ __ ] where's the
01:07:05
cake right here oh it's cake inside yeah is that Korean love music no no [Laughter]
01:07:22
no do it again one more time Donell so money op so you have no money if you don't have any money what's the second one um if you don't y y y s come here Ed
01:07:43
come here y y y Ed Money oop K if you don't have no money yeah get the Funny Money oops so yeah hop you got money you can [ __ ] this is really F who bought me
01:07:56
this Donell did really did Donell you really bought me this yeah I didn't yeah there's no way the reason I
01:08:02
did I wouldn't have done it cuz it's making you happy and I would have never wanted I know but you didn't know it was my birthday today huh I didn't yeah yeah
01:08:09
and I would have loved to stand you up on your birthday yep why are you so mean dude
01:08:15
you bring the worst out of me I know but you know you love me I mean be hon honest let's I know the fans are
01:08:21
listening right and they're going what's going on here there's a there's a like that the whole episode been chaos it's chaos right but uh let's be honest with
01:08:28
our fans yeah honestly I I'll be honest with you I like [ __ ] with you we have when I see you we [ __ ] around we have fun but um why don't you ever say when you have these emotional joints say D
01:08:39
look me in your look me in my eyes why you never say that that's eye joke there an eye joke
01:08:44
coming it's another eye joke yes it is I promise you there's not out I don't know what you're talking about can you just open what how do y'all do
01:09:00
this Donell seriously I love you so much you know what I will say this and we we're good friends why do you have a
01:09:05
hammer why do you have a hammer dude just take a scissor and cut the tape out of there Sal I love you yeah all right
01:09:11
good I don't I would yeah yeah I do yeah you do no I do I do respect you you you only respect me I said I do so if I so
01:09:17
if I if you found out that I passed away there would be no sadness no would be a lot of sad if I found out what I passed
01:09:22
away only thing I would be mad about so much is that I don't have a picture with you where I could just do my [ __ ] rip post yeah oh right right right say
01:09:31
this one hurt and put the prayer sign taking the good ones we're gonna get that tonight well if I did take a
01:09:37
picture with you if you die Bobby I'd be like just well he'll be missed I think no I would be Hur if you passed away I don't even want to talk about that is that good pretty good yeah
01:09:51
yeah good pretty good I'm going to watch you eat it you guys honestly what a beautiful birthday Edition I thought
01:09:57
that was a wild episode it was really fun dude wild really there's so much to it there's a lot and Don was wait wait
01:10:04
wait wait no icing on the cake so Donell do you want to plug anything uh I just he has a podcast what's it called it's
01:10:10
called a Donell Rollin show okay um uh subscribe to it um I go to my chall I don't know when this comes out this come you guys come out like the next day or so right yeah no no this will be couple
01:10:22
weeks a week September 30th I'll be just go to check out podcast jam with d Jay with d Jay with the D what
01:10:32
else what are your dates you got some dates dog I don't know when this is going to come out we
01:10:39
just said the 30th man the 30th um I will be at uh the October the 4th I'll be at NJ Pack uh theater in New Jersey yeah check them out um what else in
01:10:49
Province shamberg you're playing my home Chicago love that Club Addison love love that club Mothership going to see Rogan
01:10:55
Comedy Zone Charlotte ATL then he goes uh to DC and the Irvine Improv and Milwaukee go till uh go to dells.com Donell rings.com I know what those rooms
01:11:07
F probably the greatest stand up we know we love him to death wait a minute look at his eyes look at his eyes on TV oh my God who whoa whoa come on we
01:11:20
got to take a photo Don thank you thank you for being a bad friend Don out come on [Music]
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W well you're not going to I somebody has to help me take this off I will okay it's a little expensive I can't [ __ ] believe you I can't [ __ ] believe you right now dude
01:11:40
take your don't do it take your hat off cuz I I got to do it with your hat and your and your glasses off there's no stop stop stop relax take your glasses
01:11:46
off K you're my glasses hold on is it really heavy yes huge [ __ ] head is there a cooker yeah there was a class but I think he took it off I don't
01:11:58
know how he oh he didn't take it hold on hold on there you go don't and gentle dude gentle gentle gentle that way gentle you there you go oh my God thank
01:12:11
God like be thankful thank you it's okay no you're right I'm you're right it's fine you're
01:12:17
right no no you're right if you don't like it I totally I get it if you don't like it I get it no no no I don't want to yeah give it back no don't
01:12:28
give it give it back that's mine I put in a vault you don't [ __ ] like it so don't
01:12:34
I like it it's G to it's going to appreciate through time go it's going to go home with me well then I want a real
01:12:40
gift then you're out of your [ __ ] mind you're out of your [ __ ] out of your [ __ ] a real this is a real [ __ ]
01:12:47
gift this is a real [ __ ] gift why would you give me a $260,000 forg doesn't make any sense it makes all the
01:12:53
sense in the world it's a gift God just like it makes no sense why would he that manc man that is one of probably the greatest bits we've done on the show
01:13:18
that was really good what isn't that good yeah how much was that though he just gave it to me I'm going to give it
01:13:23
back to him tomorrow okay isn't that [ __ ] yeah how good is that bit though [ __ ]
01:13:29
this thing is heavy how funny is that bit she thought it was real there's no way I knew that I for a second I thought it was but hey but everyone give me a
01:13:35
little credit you bit you bit on that you were scary you bit on that was [Music]
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amazing wo [Music]