Alfalfa Sprout & Toco Choco | Ep 100 | Bad Friends

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well you two or something we're bad friends little blacky gotcha honestly out of all

the people to get covered he was the most worrisome why is that

um he just looks like covet kind of to me he has a little kova desk yeah he's got

a vi of like no you know he looks like um

he just looks like he's already defeated yeah well he does have cove he does like if he saw coveted in a ring

you you and i would be like oh yeah he's he's he's got it yeah it's over we're on this corner we just pack it up throw it

in the towel yeah it would pack it up but um but he's alive he's alive he's still alive how long how long has doc doc has

covered ladies and gentlemen how long has doc had covered now for three days four days for a couple weeks are you serious yeah

for a couple weeks because i've been checking on them for a couple weeks wow i didn't know are you alive yeah doug thanks for checking up on oh yeah

man don't fight copenhagen won't take me down but can i just say this before we start um we almost didn't make it because um we almost died on the way

over here no that's not even a joke i don't know why you're laughing it's not even a joke i don't know why you're laughing it's really since in the

new studio do i need to tell you to put the mic closer to your face it's not it's insane it's insane how is this

still trying so um just real quick you know when i came over here i i

stopped by the little 7-eleven because i look refreshments sure and i have money you have money yes i like

i like to buy things you do like to buy things yeah so we're there i go and i go jules you want to go and she goes no i went in there and i want to bought

pedialyte peter light okay i come back it's gatorade pedialyte beautiful i come back out and the car door is open

on her side she's dead no no i walk in she doesn't say anything right

no i don't know why the car door is open but when i walk in the ha in the in the car imagine this all right smelling yeah

let's let's suppose an egg right ate an egg got it [ __ ] up an egg got it

right and then just left it on like you know rotten egg on some concrete in the

summer boston like under the sun under the sun boston right

and then a cockroach a family an entire family of kakarochi they start they go it's a swimming pool yay

one of them's like no it's not but is it no it's not but they when they all died that gets formed mm-hmm anyway

she did a fart [Laughter] she did a fart dude that i literally

went should we go to the hospital is it was that what died inside of you i don't know i haven't pooped in four

days [Laughter] why haven't you pooped in four days bud

i can't what do you mean nothing's going out

do you sit on the toilet for a long enough time no because they said you get hemorrhoids no okay okay first of all

who says that atikulillah has she had hemorrhoids no but

she's she's a man she's just don't know it all my [ __ ] girlfriend is a [ __ ] know-it-all she

thinks she knows she doesn't know anything she doesn't know anything she knows a lot she knows a lot of medical stuff but you know what she's not here

so i'm going to say it she said no it all damn you know what dude are you eating enough

fiber no i don't bring up a list of things that have high fiber in them high fiber

and then we can see you by the way bobby do you like our new tv because it's [ __ ] huge for you

it's a 65-inch i understand this but the thing is that the screen is still too long from my eyes what are you talking

about it's the biggest screen needs to be here it's the biggest

do you want us to get a drop down tv right in front of your face yeah okay we'll get one yeah but i want it so i can press a button like how about like

in the voice yeah yeah yeah yeah okay well we'll do that guys

like a light that does something all right so bobby read the list of her to her of the things that have happened okay

honestly from here i'm going to show you what that says to me no just go back a little bit to show you where it was

that says sarah's chrome that says shaman shankle five girl

that one says august sixth the other one says apatow

yeah yeah no it says apples so i've never seen her eat an apple i've never seen

her eat raspberries i've never seen her eat an avocado bananas bananas a lot you eat a lot of bananas high in

fiber yeah i heard i've never seen her eat beets i've never seen her eat right broccoli none none of that artichoke

brussels sprouts none of this stuff you've ever lentils do you know what lentils are no take a guess

small beans got it kidney beans split peas chickpeas okay so

all of these things that have high fiber you eat none of them okay this is why you can't poop bananas

okay i know but how many bananas once every other day or three days or you gotta eat you gotta eat more fiber every

day you know what can we get can you guys let's have george reach out to um uh what's the thing that old people have

and they stir in their uh at night before they go to bed muse um metamucil metamucil so reach out today

i'm gonna say cyanide that's why i don't let's get some of this for her can we get some out of you to see if we can get

her to [ __ ] and can we have a [ __ ] tracker for her like uh just to find out we need a shirt you know i [ __ ]

so two weeks ago i i had an emergency i [ __ ] in the parking lot of the grove of the you [ __ ] in one of the

nicest outdoor malls yeah yeah so my brother um and my brother almost my brother almost goes

i don't think you're my brother anymore man like it was that humiliating to him because it wasn't like at night it was

like it was like seven in the middle of the day it was like seven but what did you do do you pull your picture so we went to go see um the movie um licorice

pizza how was it loved it and it's what's his name's movie right yeah paul pt

also you're watching magnolia tonight yeah okay oh my gosh what

she's a discussion oh you also remind me so she said something even crazier yeah remind me later i'm not

even done with this okay so we went so i go and i go i got to go to my car because i forgot my cigarettes or something and as i went toward my car

and i now i mean the movie theater is there right i parked where the [ __ ] farmer's market is okay so it's far it's

far it's pretty far it's a wall right so as i'm walking i fart a little bit a little poo comes out like normal it's

not normal everyone here is farted and a little poo's come out normal no that's never

happened in japan once in japan but it's japan all right that's true it was interesting yeah it's a japanese

japanese thing to do yeah just a little bit came out i'm gonna say something too and i want to apologize to brad williams why

you didn't do that to him he was born williams right now because i've been thinking about apologizing to him

because the uh forget the growth story there's another poo story that he's involved with that happened as well you

should on brad williams no it's close he is perfect it is perfect but he is even worse

yeah okay okay so i would i was at the improv okay and i was about to go up and this kid

went up before me and he [ __ ] i've never seen him before this kid

and you you're gonna know his kid you know his name i do but are you gonna be able to guess it he's a new kid

he killed improv packed room white kid killed it what and i [ __ ] my pants he was so good i had to

follow him you had [ __ ] in your pants when you went on stage no up in the green room up upstairs so he was down

there i was looking down his name was trevor wallace oh yeah i know who that is yeah yeah he's so good he crushed he

crushed it and what did you do i started shaking nervous right i [ __ ] my pa and then the host goes up right and i pull

my sweats down i pull my underwear down i pull my underwear put it in a [ __ ]

ball i throw it in the corner of the green room i pull my sweats back on i barely

make it on stage bro there's a poop so there's poop underwear upstairs in the green room right in a ball now can i say

this too go looking for it guys poop scavenger hunt underwear on now but also years ago

i got banned from a club because i left pooh in the [ __ ] green room seems pretty

reasonable right so now i'm paranoid i get off stage i go straight to the

comedy store because i have you don't bother to go clean up your poo underwear i don't remember it

really remember i'm late for my spot all right all right i feel like i remember can i

just say this right now happy new year to you happy new year to you and i feel like you're being judgmental so i wanted not even a little bit rewind it a little

bit yeah go and i don't want any judgment from you can i tell you something i'm glad you're one of my best friends you're one of my best friends i

want to say that right now out loud you're one of my best friends and i love you i love you no i'm not i'm not even

done dude okay i love you so [ __ ] much man

you're like a brother to me man i love you so anyway felt good um yeah it was great i thought

we were gonna get somewhere else with it but yeah i'll take what i can get out of it yeah but i really meant that but i meant it too i love you to death thank

you so much look me in the face right now say i can't live without you

one two three i can't live without you thank you so anyway who wonder where's up with the

improv right and here you are you're raised in the store cause you got a nine 45 spot so now check this out

this my story right now is like magnolia it's all over the place but it's going to make sense okay

so andreas years ago so years ago i had another poo incident

that brad williams where i left i had a poo thing right where i left a poo somewhere and i

hunted him down for his advice what to do because you know midgets always i don't know why i don't know why that's

why i want to apologize and then this time around right i was at the comment store i was freaking out i hunted down brad well

where's brad and everyone's like oh brad went around there i went to find brad

to help me figure out how to figure out this poo situation but in my head i'm like do i think that

little people have better knowledge of poo or something i feel like little people do probably poop themselves more than we

think that's why i think they just you know why but don't say that that's

straight crazy well their organs are smaller it's got it processes so fast it's got to get out of there faster

i never thought of it medically let me call brad and see if he's got so many let's see let's see if brad thinks

because people could be saying oh you're being um hightist right now you're you're being behind us no i came here to

apologize bro i know but maybe your assumption was true that maybe lps do know more about [ __ ] their pants

than normal people okay i'm a regular heighted human human i don't know what's the terminology for that

but we'll see if perhaps brad what's up buddy hey buddy you're on the

podcast with me and boob uh we got a question for you all right fire away bobby [ __ ] his pants

uh he feel and he did it twice and he feels like he has to always seek your help when he shuts his pants

i hey bobby i kept your secret i didn't tell anybody what a good friend

that's number one that's why i go to little people well you remember they love keeping secrets

they love it they love they're so good at it well they can hide them in those trees also they never told anyone where the wizard

was right never once not what did they tell you where the wizard was bro brad they're good at secrets

there's a wizard i told you that never see you're broken yeah also have

you been to the chocolate factory they don't give cop stoppers for free no you have to worry about people right they're good at like they're good at like um

being loyal to their company correct right and they're good about their word correct they're very have you watched

peter dinklage in his movies yeah he's always playing a businessman he is he's got something important to do always yeah yeah and he always keeps secrets

brad he's a good guy brad first of all we both love you very much bobby wanted to apologize i apologize every time there's

a poo thing i always come to you and i want to do you know next time i'm going to go to chelsea handler or somebody

else let me say this though okay brad except his apology anyway but also do you think that his intuition is

instinct might be keen on the idea that perhaps lps are a little bit more knowledgeable what to do in those

situations than anybody else well first of all bobby i you're close to the ground accept your apology and

you can always come to me with any poo news see uh and don't worry we're friends i'm going to

keep that just between you this is a popular podcast everybody knows everyone knows everybody knows

yeah now now now everybody knows but yes you are correct and i i i think he just

looks at me because dwarfs typically have larger asses so maybe he's like see

he's blowing my [ __ ] mind you're not the biggest ass you realize how big his ass is there's got to be a

lot of [ __ ] coming out of there but it's here's the thing the [ __ ] doesn't come through the cheeks

with them it does no it doesn't that's the difference it's not like the cheeks are full of [ __ ] dude no the chicks are full of [ __ ]

what else is in the cheeks that's true i never thought of it that way it's poo it's poo it's being dragged down because

of the gravity and also brad um and rudy over here you know rudy jules rudy

hasn't [ __ ] in four days in four days any advice uh get your affairs in order because you're

probably going to die probably going to die following you're going to die so i'll get your affairs in order brad i love you we love you very much brad we

love you bud i apologize happy new year buddy happy new year bye bye

the best so um could you want to share you're going to die yeah jewels i don't wanna die just because i didn't poop in

four days but you gotta poop it's waste leaving the body otherwise you're storing waste you know elvis he died

with a bunch of poop in his body a lot of how many how many pounds of poop did elvis have in his body so you're gonna be elvis and you know where he died too

on a toilet toilet with a with a peanut butter and jelly fried banana sandwich yeah that's real

yeah look at this you know where that sandwich was read that in between his breast read that out loud bobby the corner

found you gotta make it bigger for him no bob no no sit down they're gonna make it big the corner found over 35 pounds

of white chalky fecal matter in elvis's colon 35 pounds of poop inside of elvis

that's a king that's the king baby and you're the queen and you probably have more poop inside of you

imagine if how much you weigh 115. can you imagine if like 70 pounds of it was just poop if she was really

disappear yeah what if that oh you need the poop inside of you to stay alive exists that's true that's what it is

she needs matter you need to you have you have to have matter today otherwise yes so i want you to tell the boys because

we care about you you're like our daughter tell the fam tell the family what you said in the car oh because it

was it was before the fart i think the fart was immediate but the second thing was a little scary

so go ahead i want to have more body count to be cool oh my god

and you know what's so funny watch this is the best part about this right now on fancy has no idea what body count means

what does body count mean do you know what it means fans i have no idea take a guess of what she means by that

uh i guess you'll have to count something with your body

yes fancy thank you very much i'm glad he made it through you know through the transition fire

i thought he would leave that [ __ ] at the old studio going well it was killing and then

roadblock body count is how many people you've had sex with so rudy is talking about

getting her body count up because she wants to sleep around she wants to be cool is that what you think is going to make people cool yeah due to bobby said

that he has 660 what did he say he has over 60. his body account's over

60. and he said i'm 50 years old and he said that's cool and i said i want to have 60 and he said

that's not cool he's old and he's come from a different time

different era a different era and also his body succeeds we're amazing that was amazing it's a free free free love free

love dude i think this year is free love oh no oh no no no no no no so you just want to do it just

to be cool so she was like basically saying that's not going to make you cool it's not

bobby is always saying i'm uncool because i don't know any music that's cool

just cause you don't know music doesn't mean that doesn't mean you should just because you go [ __ ] a bunch of people doesn't mean you're gonna be cool that's

what youtube bobby said why because i told you to to listen to one beatles album what the [ __ ] is the

problem who's the who's the most uncool person in the studio and on our team who is it

who is it can i say pete you can and by the way

no pete died he died you know why body count too high

too much he had two he had too much and he got the hdi he left something for you guys before he

before the time before he died yeah what do you leave us we'll do it at the end okay okay i want to say this there's so many diseases too

there's new diseases there's so many there weren't around when when we were sleeping around there's diseases now

waffle sprout alfalfa sprouts have you ever heard of alfalfa oh my god oh my god i'll tell you what happens okay

and it happens to um young males between 18 and also west coast guys it has to do

with the humidity or i don't know that the dryness combination mm-hmm

one of the other yeah but what it is is uh alfalfa sprout is basically he sticks your penis right in you right and it's

there's fungi i guess it's it's the root is fungi the basis the base is basically what you'll

end up having is have a fungal ecosystem correct that will sprout yep right and

you'll have like mushrooms but you know what shiitake chicken big shiitake mushrooms we love

that we'll eat that i'll eat that that's delicious but like they'll have little little little ones little tiny have you ever walked past a pond still water yeah

you know there's like lily pads but there's also little weird weeds yeah that can start growing out of your chonch yeah and it's it

burns it burns constantly 24 7 fire so is this what you want that's what you want

give it another disease that came out i really remember the article the other day oh yeah

is insane believe that what do you mean you could look at it

it's a disease we're not online right oh we're all fine we're all flying

this is insane it's disgusting if you've had too many bodies if your body count is way too high yeah

naturally right your your chuchu starts producing its own cacao to make chocolate yeah now in your

mind you go what do you mean my puss is making chocolate that sounds delicious no this this is sour

disease-ridden what could i can't kill her chocolate so people go down there a guy goes down there and goes oh chocolate

dogs forget it forget about it yeah a dog can't go down there now they'll die immediately they're immediately chocolate right that's the thing

i'll tell you how that happens though you know inside a female vagina and we're talking medical we're not being grosser right there's only a number

amount of vaginal juice correct right so every time a man you know goes inside you there's only

it's like oil you're right you're going to run out of oil we're like petroleum right your vagina is like petroleum

there's only a certain amount so what happens is if your body count goes above you run out of the vagina vaginal juices

and you start using organic cacao that your body

automatically produces so your dogs you have four dogs right just by them being around you by proxy

correct they could die correct so you want to kill your dogs because you want a [ __ ] body count no what's the disease called again tokocho

hey andrew yeah you ever feel like your mind doesn't have an off switch yeah often or that tension is constantly

traveling through your body yeah or do you feel tired no matter how much you sleep buddy yes andrew that's just a few

of the many ways stress anxiety and sleeplessness can harm your mind and your body i know and this year why not

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look at it like this now after knowing all this insane stuff now do you still want a high body pack

can i have no what 20 no i just don't

can we pick them yeah we get to pay if we can pick them can we pick the 20. what if you pick ugly it doesn't first

of all can i say something about you i told you this before it's not about looks look at kalila

is it about looks for her is it about looks no can i ask you a question can i ask you a real question you are

handsome by the way god bless you and take care please don't you're my best friend okay

all right can i ask you can i ask you a serious question is kalyan a beautiful woman mm-hmm when

she puts a makeup on honestly it's i know you're related to her she's your aunt but try to step away from it just

is she beautiful this day she is the prettiest right yeah so so you knew her before she met me right

mm-hmm what would you imagine her dating i can see it tall tall long

hair long hair yeah muscles abs abs sporty sporty tall yeah did you say it

dull i'm saying it again you can see it again uh right sporty

right and then what does she go to small low we say low

low

low round sweet korean korean very specific nothing

that's a nothing thing no he's got hair on his head that's a that's not that's no people like korean all right well not always one of my point is is

that she didn't she went ugly no she went against the name against the norm against right that's what we want that's

healthy all right so that's what we're going to do for you fred savage fred savage you know i know him should i

call him do you know fred savage do you know fred's hat oddly he doesn't like me so let's not call wait why

because what time he directed a tv show i did one that's

why it's probably the same tv show i auditioned for what what did you do he was directing a tv show auditioning for

the show yeah and i it was one of those auditions where i don't know what happened either

he said stop and you can i said i'm done but at one point we didn't finish it it

was over it was bad do you know who fred savage is no

so aggressive the way she says it fred savage was on a very you know they're remaking that show by the way the wonder

years they brought it back do you not know this it's an all-black version of don cheadles john don cheadle's doing it

that's fred savage he was on a show uh called wonder years and it was

i mean it's a classic it was a massive classic back to fred okay back to fred so can i tell you a

story about fred that he won't like me to tell it's not that big of a deal go ahead but he was having a tough time directing the show and we shot it in vegas what was the show called please

tell me no no you're not you didn't audition for this it was called sin city saints it was a basketball team in vegas oh yeah it's probably right but but fred

but we so we had to do a scene on the ferris wheel in vegas like that you know that big

huge ferris wheel yeah and we had to get all the crew loaded up onto there and they can't stop it they couldn't stop it

please don't show oh my god that's the [ __ ] show look at how terrible that is yeah there's me but also baron davis that's where i met him are you the coach

yeah i was the coach oh i have to see the show man it's the way you're the coach of a [ __ ]

is that tom papa that's tom arnold well that's tom arnold's in there tom

that's molly ackerman to my left that's rick fox insane okay anyway look we had to get on

with the ferris wheel but they can't stop it they legally were like we can't stop it and it goes slow enough you just have to get on so we're like okay we all

have to get on the whole crew had to get on and twice twice we couldn't get the whole crew on

and little fred savage boy oh boy did he blow up dude stop lost it lost it we get half

the crew on and the camera guys and the sound guys couldn't all get on yeah and he was like what's going on

why can't i mean dude freaking the [ __ ] out little fred's ever and the whole time i'm thinking oh my god wonder yours

is freaking out i couldn't get it out i was like little little wonder years was freaking out he

[ __ ] lost his mind meanwhile i was supposed to have a love scene on there yeah and he was losing it so we got on there and then as we took the trip we

missed half the guys so we had to just stand there quietly and it's like 15 minutes to get all the way around she had to just sit there while he was just

wait have you ever been yelled out on a set by another actor yeah oh yeah yes i have i have who

yelled at you jenna fisher from the abc show yeah would she what'd you do because during

during her reverse one time i was reading an article so so rude i know for people

that don't know what he's saying when the shooting over the over his shoulder onto her face which he was saying was a reverse

you're supposed to be paying attention to the other actor and giving them lines and helping them bobby was kind of doing what you're doing right

now to me you were reading a [ __ ] article in the middle of a scene i mean we might have to move on because i didn't want

this reaction crazy mean bad bad but right but you know what what i

love it thank you good thank you good that's what i wanted my best friend was my best friend the article was good

you got to read it it wasn't it was bad let's pop out farts i don't give a [ __ ] but yeah yeah she so she goes she goes

that's [ __ ] rude man yeah like i did it for you

you know like come on and i go sure you're right you're a bigger star i'm being rude you were but but you know

what when that happened it's still kind of fun it's very fun because it's weird like people

you know i mean the people at the art department are kind of being quiet did you feel like a little boy when she

yelled at you like did you feel kind of i feel like a little powerless boy

and i also remember going i just remember going thinking to myself oh i remember like 12 years ago you like you would you said

you would kill a family member just to be in a scene with jenna fisher and now look at you and now i'm like on a show with her and i'm being like a [ __ ]

dick so i don't know why i said that story man i feel [ __ ] bad about it it's okay it's okay sorry have you done anything who

yelled at you i wanted to hear what you were making al madrigal and uh griff griff got yelled at by melissa leo when

we did i'm dying up here i mean lit us up like what for talking in the middle of us we were talking when the scene was

done all right i want to be okay can i be you and then i want to see what she said sure okay

i don't know what her lines are but uh no no no this i'm no i'm you right we're off your camera and we're chatting yeah

hey man griff good set last night man [ __ ] is it really you like my side

yeah like you're saying i'm kidding i don't know what you're saying oh yeah i don't watch myself

let's get some tacos hey man it's not lunch man we just got

here it's eight o'clock call though i want tacos we don't have tacos man

well craft servers craft service go to craft service we go to craft service and i was like hmm hey hey

andrew you wonder if can i rub my fingers against these these fruit roll-ups

you know what i like to do every morning i like to come here and touch all the little foods on the craft service and

i don't let anybody you know i mean get clean food here anyway well we our tv show is great man

so anyway are you gonna interrupt me she's still she hasn't come in yet she hasn't come in yet

she didn't come in yet so much more happened before

so much happened before she interrupted it was like another hour he's gonna be so mad at like doing that yeah

he's not gonna be happy wait wait baby so um let's just now interrupt i'll keep going

but you and robin okay so anyway uh dude what is where's that woman

woman that's on the show that's supposed to interrupt us baby what's up tacos

tacos she still hasn't come in yet i know but i honestly honestly didn't if she doesn't come in like five seconds

it's [Music]

okay so anyway andrew oh no yeah you you think i got sickle cell

you know because bobby picks on me all the time about it you know she jokes around he feels sick herself but like you know

i've been having some pains on myself i better have some sickle stickly sickly

excuse me yeah we're still in the scene what's so

important what's so important outside if you need to talk go outside

is there anything you'd like to say go outside that's what she said oh in that in in that frame that was what it

was and me it doesn't seem that bad oh dude she let us up it was so unnecessary we were way off camera we

were nowhere near the scene and then what did you guys say to yourselves oh do we look like little children i mean

all of us the moment that she was like excuse me all of us were like little ch look grown al magical you know we're all

mr he's mr tough guy the moment she came over and did that whole thing all of us

like little [ __ ] were like like kids yeah yeah yeah no she

embarrassed it was embarrassing did that to me it's embarrassing kim catrell did i've had i've had

a lot of are you gonna go back to sex in the city you said is that it's not done

is it done i don't know what's going on it came out i haven't seen a single one

my buddy told me he saw you last night and he actually enjoyed your stuff on it he said he did good thank you but um but

wait i thought it's back isn't it going are you going back this year no they said if they i don't they don't have a pickup for the

second season i don't know what's going on but i don't know what i would do i don't make decisions because the most

i'll tell you i'll be honest with you it's 2022 and doing a lot of reflection okay and the reflection is this number

one when i turned 50 i got really depressed and i'm going through something right now i'm going through a depression or

whatever so um so i've been doing a lot of um internal

like what what do i want to do what direction would i want to take you know we let's talk about and i and i

i realized number one the most important thing for me right now is tb

and be bad friends those are my two number one

my creative outlets that i i want to do yeah yeah these are things that are what i want to do for the next couple of

years number one that's my number one thing number two i want to get back get an hour back together so in 2023 i can

really tour hard and i want to because bob died

i just want to be a better guy you know i think that if you if if you look at

why people reacted the way they did to bob dying it's basically

he's down deep down inside just a really nice guy and a mensch

and he's he was real he was a really nice just a guy that everyone loved

and i'm like that's something to aspire to man don't you think you're that now people i

think i could be better i think that i can like if i poo in my underwear throw it in the [ __ ] green

room and you know zach did that all the time i know but but second to go to a dwarf and go what

do i do no that's true he doesn't so that's never taken it's like i take it to the next level i take it mythological

you yeah i take it like i take it like you know very like narnia

i narnia like if i prove whatever right i have a poo situation right

i could call you but instead i go willow you you know and it's like why do i go

willow because you know i and that's why i want to be a better person okay you don't know willow willow is

but it was a very funny reference very funny reference

so this is a story that i i've it's very old but it popped up on my feet again the other day and it made me laugh this woman eleanor kerrigan

is eleanor yeah my eyes are bad this woman woke up uh with a chinese accent she literally

is british and she woke up with a chinese accent i'm serious

in england is a dead set who now sounds like she's from shanghai

it wasn't until i was in the ambulance on the way to the hospital to actually say you're aware

of the way you're speaking [Laughter]

she has a better asian accent than i am by far all right stop this video wait wait i

want to see what she just said to see if i can do it hold on just do her just get ready because that's too many women do just go just youtube

woman wakes up with chinese accents just heard of the way you are speaking are you uh where are you speaking can

you do it are you aware you're speaking can i do it am i the best i don't think you can are

you aware oh my god it's so good how you're speaking you're so good at

speaking girl how about you juliana no no no no no [Applause]

try okay it's just so weird to ask an asian to do an asian act i know she can't do one but

i can't well okay you do it then i'll copy it

hello hello how are you how do you

feel oh you're good um are you aware

that you are speaking are you aware that you are speaking

nothing's better than watching asian asian accents pretty [ __ ] that was pretty good that was pretty good just do your dad when you do your dad that's an

asian accent do your dad do my dad now right i'll do it right oh you where is stop there stop there yeah wait

wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait let me oh eddie bobby bobby are you well bobby who are you

[Music]

i miss you

[Music] very good thank you let me ask you something

is there a village let me ask you something is there a village in china with just a lot of these people no where

a chinese person wakes up and goes hello how are you with a british accent oh my god can you imagine what happens

this is the bad friends movie i wake up one day and i have a korean accent you wake up i'm an irish actress i can't do an irish

accent can you be something else try it just give me a line again we tried i know i can't do it how about this we'll

do it write the script but i will go take a class or something we tried you can do irish remember

remember conor mcgregor perfect perfect

conor mcgregor i've got i need to go to the shop i need to go to the shop perfect

mcgregor just say that all the whole movies anytime someone asks you something yeah just respond

just respond with conor mcgregor yeah conor mcgregor conor mcgregor so when i ask you something in the movie

and i wake up

that's the movie is that's the movie because i wake up with a korean accent he wakes up with an irish accent

we like a lot of accents and languages on this show you know but the thing is is that they're they're surface yeah and

you and i can go deeper we can go way deeper and i think the thing is you and i have the same and i honestly

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like a freaky friday like a freaky friday where i'm andrew and i and you're me so good you wake up

i wake up next to your wife you wake up next to kalyla don done right good swap she's not an actress who will hire

somebody well she can cast it but um yeah yeah it's fine maybe we'll get someone olivia munn maybe olivia munn is gonna

be my you're my wife no no olivia munn is more kalaila because she has people oh yes olivia munn would be mine she's kalila and who you're playing and who's

who i mean who's your wife uh mine will be the since i'm the one that has to do the scenes with her can i cast it you're

gonna cast my wife yeah yeah archer who who do you wake up with then if i wake up with you

gal gadot [Laughter] no i don't like that yes galco i don't get olivia munford you get gal gadot

that's not fair that's beautiful i'm not saying she's not i'm just saying gal gadot is

foreign gonna [ __ ] her up though i want foreign if you get foreign well do you

get to choose i'm the one that chose oh i get gallagher you choose okay so if i get olivia mon no no i'm

sorry if you get gal gadot then your wife has to the galco does your wife you [ __ ] face i know but you get to sleep

with her in this movie that's true go ahead [Laughter] all right so then then my wife that you

get in this movie i know your wife that i get in this movie would be panetta cruz

penelope cruz thank you fancy that'll be cruise yeah that's good penalty cruise okay

but can i but i insist right that you dye your hair black throw

it out then you have to dye your hair orange we're going to do we're going to put a little green i'm going to do little green strips right

around your eyes okay little green here we'll fix it in post okay right we'll

see ggi in post you mean to pull my eyes down we have to what do you mean they can just use they use tape now have you

ever seen it i want a cgi yet it's not good enough for me oh okay it's gotta be a slit imagine slit with me

i'm in black and long black hair in dude and i'm gonna have the red hair

white translucent tasty [ __ ] skin shitty pasty skin just pasty

disgust disgusting red splotchy sketchy and a big red nose yeah and i propose a

30 minute love scene because i'll tell you why i know you do 30-minute sessions

just about yeah i kind of heard it i've heard it from the rumor mill man wait a minute how long do your sessions

go three minutes seconds what yeah three pumps dude how what however long three pumps is

but can i say something you know what but they're long pumps and no talking about their loss anymore because they're good old body count over here is getting

ideas oh yeah sorry my bad my bad body count are you dating right now no

are you on dating apps yes yes yeah rude what are you on

nothing okay what i do you just aren't you she's on bumble you're almost bumble what do you want

nothing i just want to talk to them what but what app are you on oh my god

that's a big swap oh that's great what is hinge hinge can i

read one no can we do this we would i'd love to i love doing this let me read one i love

going on to somebody's um dating app let's answer and saying yes to things please like seeing guys and going yes no

i like swiping can we do that let's talk about your toes

why pink what's up man well why pink why not i'm not judging i'm saying why was the pink

of the choice because i just it was the brightest color who painted him

the the lady the vietnamese later down the street so when you go in to get your nails done

um what do they do they say are they surprised that you're going to get your nails done your feet painted

the lady i have to go to this one specific lady because she knows about my thing

right and she uses a a a gigantic metal thing like this to shave your feet down

yeah but she does she take brings this from a storage closet somewhere

when she walk in they go they all look at it

yelling hatchet he brings the thing right and five people they start scraping to shut off

dude i'm telling you right now dude my left foot this much of skin right and what's great about that can i

tell you what you do with the skin no may i may i bobby you put it in a bowl just

hear me out right you dry it out outside just hear me out right

and it'll get to the point where you touch it it'll still it'll crisp automatically right it'll almost like

instantaneously cr like a tortilla chip what you do is you take a piece of chicken

you take a piece of chicken right and you take you put and you put your favorite spices yeah what do you like

are you a barbecue yeah your barbecue yeah put some cumin in there yeah cumin and barbecue how

much cayenne pepper love love it right that's what it'll do for you habanero so i take happy i'll take the so what i do

is i take the chicken right i put in a bowl right and i took the spices and i marinate i rub it and rub the spices

into the sounds good to me just the chicken though yeah right then what i do is right i

take the chicken and i put i take egg egg you know what i mean yeah right

as a adhesive yes i understand i i think that you can put it in the egg right then you take and you use it as a crust

the feet you take that you put the feet crust as a breading

that's so gross how much would it cost you to eat your food crusted chicken yeah because it does pile up like that i

haven't done the other stuff but it's like what would that what would that take would you ever eat his foot crusted chicken

i think if you fry it you won't be able no this is bacon this is baked not big but what did we

just get air fryer you did what did we do last night we fried chickens

no what kind of breading was it was it foot breading no plank what's it called panko pancake panko crust yeah we used

panko delicious it looks it looks just like my foot crosstalk do you think you could sneak in and they wouldn't know the difference i swear to

god i could do it i want you to do it and see if you could tell i won't trust him

dude how about this if i 50 50 it oh if i have if i 50 50. right would you

know that you think and planka what is it what's a panko panko but

planka too pinko planka pinko planka and foot crust would you try it yeah

i want you to try no way this ninja air fire fire is so good i know i want one so but i've seen them all over the place

so will you buy me something for my birthday can i ask for something yeah what is that will you buy me um a blackstone um flat top like an outdoor

hibachi grill you know the flat top [ __ ] yeah man where do you get those outside on the internet but they're thousands of dollars i think how much are they the

blackstone flags how about this as a team as a team we'll talk about when his birthday comes

out and then we'll talk about it see but okay they're only a couple hundred dollars for that but i want like the build out like they do like a build out

one it's really nice and they like build it into like a thing not yeah see that's that's fine

i want the one that's like built i want it built onto my patio yeah but what do we do then you can come over and i can cook

everything on the black stone dude i can i can literally cook eggs and cheeseburgers at the same time flat tops

are the best like hibachi you've been to a hibachi restaurant right yeah we went in [ __ ]

we went to mexico remember like what's it called garbage you mean

what do you mean i love hibachi grill they flipped the shrimp that we went to mexico

i know i'm saying the experience is fun but it wasn't a good experience no the habachi oh you didn't do the

hibachi with us no you didn't we did that that's the problem don't you what's it called why can't i think of it what's the one that

steve aoki's dad owns benny hannah yeah remember that that's great yeah that's why they had it with amir and sarah the other day it's still open

yeah i thought they closed that down no we went to the orange county one in [ __ ] in [ __ ] um orange county

because you were doing irvine did not yeah irvine and um they have l.a river shrimp

[Laughter] we didn't eat it shrimp from the river bro it was like la riverstrip where me

sarah and emir no on our plate we didn't touch it asked them it was ghetto dude at the benihana

yeah we were like throwing each other like we were using it as like weapons la river shrimp it was terrible

buffy the greatest thing you ever done done for me started the show with you the second greatest thing you've ever

done for me giving you a buffy no no what is it you kissed me on the lips once i did kiss you on the bed yes

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burrito you love burritos what i take is i take a buffy comforter right and i go to the edge of it and i go burrito and i

wrap myself in it and now i'm a tube of comfort of [ __ ] a little korean kimchi

burrito kimchi maybe not there's no kimchi in there no you don't have kimchi in your bed right now in the jar but not like

just thrown around i know but it's right next to your bed my point the cloud comforter is is covered in ultra

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sounds incredible man you could try a comforter in your own bed for free and if you don't love it you can return it at no cost but you will love it right

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anyway um by the way what did you see old

no but you know what i did see what don't look up or uh don't look up loved it yeah it was good to be honest it was

good i loved it no i did like it but can i be honest leonardo dicaprio is the best actor of our generation i'll

say it done go ahead fancy argue with me you [ __ ] film student that's pretty good i think

i think the captain no him i didn't say the movie i'm saying he's the best actor of my generation he's

great since i've been alive on earth name someone that's made more hits more bangers huh what's eating guilford grape

basketball diaries tommy titanic tommy cruz catch me if you can tommy cruz not the same generation i just need four

bangers tom cruise does mission impossibles great but what else okay what else fancy what else has tom

cruise done top gun the mummy top gun a remake of an original that he did before it's gonna be the number one movie ever

i know it's gonna be great i'm saying you're not giving me an array of different kinds of acting magnolia all right [ __ ] he's born of the fourth of

july heath ledger's dead daddy died he died

what else did you say about what else did tom cruise do magnolia oh come on birth of the fourth of july dude that's

right born on the fourth of july so the movie that i want to watch last night do you think all of these are better than all the ones that i just named tropic

thunder tropic thunder was not he first of all robert downey jr was the best character on that in that whole movie how did he

not get cancelled for doing blackface but not just blackface the whole movie because the joke was

about doing i know it's great but that's why i loved did you see um ben stiller was better by the way do you see

licorice pizza no i want to go i want to show you a scene a blackface that's worse than blackface it's funny

so they have a scene in it it's just like the thing that you showed me okay where so i forgot his name but he's in

best in show you see best in show yeah eugene levy no he plays michael keaton's husband in it

boyfriend oh the two gay guys michael mckee um john michael higgins john michael

higgins is so [ __ ] funny in the in this in the movie he plays a restaurant a japanese restaurant owner

a white guy but he's partnered with his wife who has an asian accent she's japanese she's japanese right so when

he's talking to other people he's has a regular english he's american

but when he talks to his wife he talks to her in a thick asian accent maybe she loves that i know but in the

movie it's so big and i saw that with me my brother and gene hung we're all asian right and when we saw that

we go oh my god it's that guy we and then when he did that us three we fell on the ground

[Music] holding our sides laughing and we don't know why it's that bad the

accident's that thick it's that funny that's so it's such a cool

choice small choice yeah and it's a choice that you would never make in this

climate but they did but they made a choice and that's why i love them the

movie's really good huh it's not it's it's it's got some it's it's great and i think that philip i think

son kills it uh what's his name his name is cooper hoffman

he's his first movie his first movie he's ever done his son yeah look at them watch a basketball game

together baseball game together to him that's me that's his son that's actually me yeah

that's you and cooper is the star of the movie and he's dope and look at magnolia

philip seymour hoffman is one of the greatest actors of all time was in the movie magnolia he died

he worked with paul thomas anderson paul thomas anderson does licorice pizza and uses his son as the lead that's

amazing and his son's a great actor huh great and that girl from haim yeah she's great yeah it's a great movie

i loved it they're jewish you know [Laughter]

the hame they're all true they all got the jew babe they got it you know what when i look at

it i go i want it to be but you would be like hipster jew no i do i don't look jewish

no but don't you want to be no i'm fine with it i want to do the curl that's not hipsters don't do the [ __ ]

i would do it i would do orthodox combo orthodox hip yeah do type in orthodox

chic see if there's an orthodox chic look that's going around right now orthodox jewish

look at that oh hip jews dude welcome back to hip jews yeah jews

hip jew it has to be sung by a german guy for some reason if you can be anything rudy what would you be if you

could be any other race or nationality what would you be i want to be are you really happy with what you are

japanese you want to be japanese like why right behind you look at that that's who she wants to be so bad she wants to

be that that little japanese girl with huge eyes yeah and a nose that doesn't exist but can i say something and a

little bloody knife the only difference

i'm gonna be so mean right now please do you want me to be yeah we only be healthy well we'll get we'll do healthy

later okay the only difference is the poo poo poo

poo poo color skin [Laughter] do you really think it's poop no it's

beautiful bring up a bring up a picture of poop bring up

do human feces yeah human pieces i don't think you're right bob but let's just see

images jules i love you so much bring up that picture looks like you to bobby photo first

wait make that as big as you can wide that up all right uh jules get up there and put your arm against you yeah put your arm against it

please put your armpit oh it's the wikipedia one all right there you go why

[Music]

jules just go in front of the jewels go in front of it where are you oh my god you're gone she's gone she camouflaged

where did you go oh my god you know what it reminds me of when rambo rumor remember when he came out of the way he

was hidden yeah on the cliff at mud couldn't see him you couldn't see him and his eyes opened up you think that

looks i think all of us have poo colored skin it's some kind of very like go back to the main page i guarantee you bobby

has there's poop that exists let's see no it's too wide it's yeah

you're not dark enough you're not dark enough that's why i love this though you can see me can you i still see you now

but go back to the main page of human feces i bet you there's a piece of poop that looks just like you

look at the second one the second one looks kind of bobby all right let's go that's kind of just uh just pinch and squeeze

oh my god i'm not gonna lie that looks a lot like that looks the same

that's the same that's the same i can't see you where are you bobby there you are

see if there's orange poop to see if maybe yeah there's one for me poop am i bloody poop yeah you're bloody poo

light bloody poo i think there's a lot of orange poop right there there's there's one out on that page right now yeah

here it is fear the worst guy

which one that one all right let's see andrew

oh mike [Music] andrew

yeah yeah you're part of it yeah you're the edge of it i'm bloody poop you're bloody

pooter anywho so you'd be japanese if you could be any race or nationality

what would you be what would you be you know you know i've thought about like seriously where i could i think i could have been

um born in canada by a lake okay by white people okay that

have something to do with forestry like uh like uh you mean like national park uh preserver people like the what's

that vibe hippies hippies yeah i want to be like if i see a tree fall

it sheds a tear you shed a tear yeah like every time i drive into the sea i see a tree that's

fallen i shed a tear and i go and in fact i get out of the car you get out of the car yeah i want to be

one of those guys get i get out of the car i go to the side of the tree i go to the street and i just tears and just i put my hand on it

god bless you tree god bless you and i just kind of there's still some life energy so you're saying you'd want to be white

yes yeah just a white person is that what it is why would it be white what do you think

i want to be if i could be any racer black okay both of you black why do you say black

so fast you're so good at the act the accent i'm good at the black accent the black scent you're good with a lot like

accents but i'm good with a lot of accents i i would like to be black i want to tell people there was a magnum

pi i would love to be black it was a magnum pi episode that that they wrote apart for andrew

yeah okay it came out yeah yeah andrew this is first of all this this is not all the way true yeah this is what

happened they didn't write a part yes it did no it never got to me it did go to you no i never did oh my god it did i

swear to god they did because my the executive producer was my eight my friend my agent never gave me the role i

never got nothing but your agent goes they ask go can we get some tape on andrew just anything because we know

he's on dave we know he's an actor he's doing a million things right and your friends your your agent sent him

like a clip from like not jackass without a punk that was maybe him saying [ __ ] you

that's i think that's what that was right but there was a part but it came out it would have been great but

because there's some violence between us can i see it later maybe you would have been good but

i didn't ever get the other guy was great i didn't get offered the role his name was leaf he was great he was better than you anyway um

leif yeah his real name yeah he's cool man l-e-i-f or ellie i don't know man well i

should know how to spell a guy's name that you work with i never got the role but also don't ask for tape

get the [ __ ] out of here you're difficult no get the [ __ ] out of here you're difficult you know what i went out

hello tape get the [ __ ] out of here get the [ __ ] out of your tape

tape that's true we talk about practice [ __ ] out of here i know that's insane

what the [ __ ] do you mean tape i'll take a phone call like i think i didn't say any of this but that's my

agent being like that's insane and he's right that is [ __ ] insane what do you mean what do you mean did you have to put in tape for magnum pi no

that's true yeah get the [ __ ] out of here okay anyway uh no stop what a great show

don't be mean i love it but i wish i would have done the show because i would have liked to go to hawaii with you but next season

i'll do it i would love to do it next season don't ask for a [ __ ] tape no tip that's insane i don't realize it can

i can i go back to something real fast just so i just so we could kind of can round this out real fast genuinely go

ahead i'm dead serious the body count thing no

you better not be thinking that this is like we're all having fun and then you're gonna go out there and you're gonna go do it and go nuts

not only that it's like i'm serious i'm serious too here's the worst nightmare

i'm not gonna be pregnant yeah oh my [ __ ] god and they were like what the [ __ ] do you want from us

well you do live on a hill that's true or roll

i'm going to push i'm going to roll nudge yeah yeah what's that what's the gift that pete gave us what did he give

us oh first of all he's no longer with us i'll be honest he died he died but he left something oh

come on you [ __ ] you all you did was [ __ ] on pete hey also but look at this um we want to

shout this out real fast this is a piece of our new art for bad friends rudy's revenge that i think is [ __ ] incredible that we got what's the

gentleman's name he has a a card for rudy there's a card for rudy yeah everything oh my god rudy will you read

what the card says to rudy and the bad friends family that's us

that's a lot a lot of words show the camera how many words no i wanted to read it in an accent

what's his accent no boston oh yeah boston i think he's from boston

he's gonna give you a template yeah and you're gonna base it and you're gonna commit to it and you're gonna do it and we'll close out the show and get it to

go home look at how many look at how long that [ __ ] note is yeah just do what his best his name is colin

beck we'll give her an example of a boston ascot accent boston colin beck talks like this bro

yeah so hey i'm calling back dude bad friends for life but i'm back go ahead

can you can you do it again no go ahead get ahead get ahead

ready kennedy what the [ __ ] no she's a ready

[Laughter] all right that sounds like kennedy yeah it did canada yeah yeah the best dude [ __ ] what the [ __ ]

this sounds like jfk jfk navice

i don't you're killing it you're doing great how you enjoy the fan art

yeah that's it for rudy what does it say for the rest of us

andrew and bobby i love you both love the show

oh it's hilarious it's very california now yeah it's not going to say it again

just do surfer stuff now yeah what's that dude [ __ ] yeah man but

your boss needs to chase you too you got a little sheep thing

about anime areas wounders

so you'll give it a real chance i've i've gifted your ish

a movie to watch rudy ready you already know it's out so yours

is just a bonus gift now she has a speech impediment i don't know you killed your great job

wait what's the movies that you got yeah i want a movie the girl who leaps through time i want

this cool i guess we don't get to choose and then because the host of the show and we

don't get to choose yours is red line oh throw in just a great movie

give me one yours is mine game to bobby oh you like it that looks cool

thank you colin beck thanks dude appreciate you [Laughter] now that we're on gifts what did pete

give us all right it's his uh he actually wrote you guys a song

happy 100th dude oh yeah happy 100th episode how do you do it

twist the bottom don't point it in my [ __ ] face

[Laughter]

yeah he twisted the wrong way give me another one no rudy rudy you have one twist yours

is it this way twist yours no don't pick it like this is it no no no no no no no no the other way is

it this

[Laughter]

all right let's see what pete says what do you got to say pete hold on one second let's get this streamer down hold on all right pete what do you got to say

here yeah i should listen to it all right started over so wait did pete is this is p pete's pete's not dead we just want to

tell the fans he has coveted yep yes oh my god all right let's see

hey bobby i wrote you this song as an 02 100 episodes and i hope you learned that i'm

proud to be part of the bedfriends family even though i've got a real family that i created which burned you

made it to 100 yeah you did it right you didn't give up at the end like betty

white that she gave up she was really old and she lived a long life before she stepped

into the light and i hope that friends has the longevity of betty white and

love like betty white even in the afterlife cause bad friends is a continuing stroke of genius that gets us

through life unlike the stroke of battery

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thank you pete we love you man love you pete we love you petey um miss him well hey man just like the

old school days are you all right i got there's no electrocuted charge in there

dude i crushed this my finger in there and i got electric here do it again see if it does i'm not gonna do it again it hurts so bad do it again there's no way it's

real do it stick your finger in there give it to me no you i want you stick your finger in there well i don't want

you to hold it all right that's insane nothing no i'm kidding

one two three thank you for being a bad friend so far

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